Nov18
So much for solidarity.
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Puck
A comic about everyone's fave redhead
So much for solidarity.
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I see Colin’s got some balls sometimes. Risking the Wrath of the Redhead? Big brass ones, indeed.
Colin knows what lines he can and cannot cross. Mild jerkiness is unlikely to get him pummeled, so it’s a safe expression of his inner idiot. Most men know this. They read it in the Almanac.
But I thought that the lines were different with violent redheads like Puck. 🙂
Uh, did they Not get the memo that Puck’s been through hell already giving birth and new mothers are Not known for their mental stability at that time??
I’m pretty sure Puck could get acquitted for a multiple homicide in this instance. I know if I were on the jury I’d vote for acquittal. Plus possibly the added request to stomp them myself… ¬”¬;
They’re hoping for safety in numbers. History has shown us, though, that numbers offer crappy safety.
True, those lines can be redrawn at a moment’s notice…
Democracy in action
It’s the fairest way of keeping the little man down that we’ve got!
There you have it, democracy in action. We’ll run instead. TEN-HUT. RIGHT FACE. FORWARD MARCH.
Well they could’ve just loaded ’em all in the automatic dishwasher—I’m fairly sure I saw one in one of the shots of activity in the kitchen—though they might’ve left it up to Puck to press the buttons…
No automatic dishwasher in this crummy house. Just Puck. Kind of stinks.
So, probably, does the laundry room by now…
What, no Paper Plates in Canada ?
You need some intelligence to think that far. It’s lacking here.
Use ’em – toss ’em. Or recycle them – which is very common in the USA.
They’re hygienic, and actually use less water to manufacture than is often used to wash ceramic plates.
Why did I have a feeling this would happen sooner or later…? And, for that matter, why will I NOT be surprised if I see her wanting to murder Colin?
…Funny enough, she said “she likes nice guys” some time ago. I… Don’t really know if this classifies as a ‘nice guy’ act… Might just be me. Heh.
‘Nice guy’ is a relative term, I’d say. And really, when it comes down to it, there are no nice guys. There are just guys who are more effective at hiding their jerkiness than others.
Someone will get hurt if they keep calling her ‘matronly’.
Exactly. Them’s fightin’ words.
Is the Sexist Bastard’s Almanac downloadable as a PDF? x
I think they’ve got an exclusive deal through Kindle only. DAMN YOU, KINDLE!!!
I’ve seen that in a different form; the Manly Manual. It was created Colom Keating, which is based on his comedy radio show, Mr. Manly.
All fiction on that show, btw. While Colom Keating wrote the books and voices the character, Mr. Manly is only a character that Colom Keating created, and is not a representative of his life or views.
There’s also the Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox – one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. Shockingly, hilariously over-the-top. Highly recommended.
I have seen a vision of the future…, I see Colin, having to @#$%%@@## ###@#%%#$@ because all other fun time activities involving two people will be discontinued until he washes at least one coffee cup…, I also see Puck burning out her brain to figure out how to get even with Daphne.
That’s why the smart man never refuses to do dishes. The smart man just does a bad job of the dishes, which usually earns praise and exempts you from ever having to wash the dishes again.
Careful! Don’t let the secret get spread around!
I always find it funny the women who “withhold fun activities” as punishment. I mean, they are suffering just as much as the man is, and it takes a LOT less effort for a male body to “relieve tension”.
I know, “it’s not the same”, but to use a food related metaphor, you’re not going to pass up a burger if the steak is unavailable.
Of course, most men haven’t realized this, which has given me an advantage in the few serious relationships I’ve had over the years. Then again, most men only have one blood in their body to operate one “brain” at a time. 🙂
Enough blood in their bodies to operate one “brain” at a time. I don’t know how “enough” became “one”.
I need to try that with my wife. Wait, what’s the other thing? Yes, NOT try that!
It’s not generally recommended…
I wonder if Phoebe’s dad would like to babysit Miranda sometime.
That didn’t end like I suspected really but it was nice to see Colin show a little sack even if the oxygen escapes his brain every now and again…
Well, his shows of manliness are only restricted to the ‘spectacularly stupid’ variety.
Also…art & colors remain top shelf! 😀
Thanks. Always means something coming from you.
I kind of want to punch Colin in the face because of that…
Don’t worry. He’ll suffer soon enough…
3, 2, 1, ONe succubi’;s head, T and A on a spike, a dog girl thing’s throat riped out and smashed into her gamestation, and Colin’s Big Brass Balls removed later…
What gives you the impression that violence is the answer, hmm? Has violence EVER been the answer?
I meant what all is goingon in Puck’s head next to “You all are a bunch of f—ing lazy jerks. I JUST HAD A KID,. AND YOU REPAY ME LIKE THIS. I’m not sane enough for this. Yet.”
Of course, Puck can always get away with the one things fae for best: a good ol ‘ joke. Trip wire, pie in the face, face drawings…. Ah the calamity and hilarity.
Also sorry. my brain likes to fire on as many cylinders as Colin’s is in this strip: .00000000001 per every nanomolecule of intelligence in my nads. Which isn;t much.
Just joking, dude. Violence is always the answer.
Violence IS the answer to every questions involving mosquitoes, bugs and all assorted blood sucking parasites…
It also works with door-to-door salespeople.
Just not telemarketers. They have a hard enough job as it is, and sometimes, it’s the only job they can get. That was my fate until I started my own business.
Then again, telemarketers do have the advantage of being outside arm’s reach…
“…I’m in the hospital for a few days…” I lol’d hard
Hard lols are better than soft lols.
Why hasn’t Puck struck fear into them yet?
They live with her on a daily basis; they’ve become inured to it. It’s like living in Tornado Alley.
Ugh I hated being called Matron cause it usually meant work. Poor Puck at least after I got home I flung around the knowledge of my bleeding and destroyed lad yparts(figuratively) and made the first forays into maternal guilt. I current have a summer home and condo there as it has served me very well 🙂
Ooh, maternal guilt: good strategy! It’s really your best weapon in these situations.
I think that Catholics are not permitted to use birth control is because they believe that if you’re meant to have children you’ll end up having them despite any and all efforts not to.
1. You assume most Catholics follow all the archaic rules of their church.
2. This has nothing to do with the comic. Gecko has mentioned nothing of religion outside of the comical depiction of Satan. And since most cultures have a Satan figure in their mythology, the version in this comic is merely a physical representation of evil, instead of a figure in 3 major world religions.
2 TL:DR-Nothing to do with the week’s comic.
Being married to an Irish/Indian(the warpath kind), I can tell you the fate of these three leech parasites is not to be envied…
Well, they know what they’re in for. You try to ride the lightning, you gonna get burned.
These people realise she has access to the food they eat, right?
Even if it’s just laxatives…
“These cookies taste funny…”
“What’s wrong with the meatloaf?”
“Mastodon” come on man theres even a cool band named after it.
And this would be another glaring spelling error from the supposed English teacher :p
I’m looking at this comic, and I see ‘mastodon’. So no error made, right? It’s not like I went and changed anything. Just now.
Puck is a MILF now. (Matron In Lovely Form.) 😉
Despite your attempt to rectify that acronym, it’s … not my favorite.