NEW HALLOWEEN VOTING INCENTIVE!
Just in time for Halloween, I threw together a little something at the request of my fine Patreon supporters. They didn’t want to see Halloween go uncelebrated and neither did I. So someone threw a costume and, well, you can vote to see for yourself!
A VOTE FOR PUCK IS A VOTE FOR FESTIVITY! AND BACON!
As for this comic…
Initial drafts of this strip originally had to do with gastroenteritis and uncontrollable vomiting, but then I realized that I’d just pulled a vomit joke out of the hat two comics ago, so I had to get more creative. Or should I say, had to get more “creative”. Because poop jokes are certainly an unexplored comedic wilderness, right?
EDIT: Panel four originally said ‘norwalk’ for ‘dysentery’, but readers generally were unfamiliar with the phrase. So I changed it. That explains the norwalk-related debates raging in the comments section.
“Got Norwalk ” ??
Common name for the norovirus. Named after Norwalk, OH where an outbreak occurred in ’68. Why do I have the terrible feeling that this is going to be another one of those terms that I assumed was just an everyday part of the American lexicon, only to find that it isn’t?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=got+norwalk+foodstuff+Canada+&t=h_&ia=web
Scroll down and you’ll see its a Canadian witicism.
And here I thought that it was something like a bad restaurant that needed to be on an episode of “Kitchen Nightmares.”
It’s an old American term for norovirus too, though. It’s not just Canadians. Norwalk’s in Ohio, for crying out loud!
Apparently, there’s a Norwalk CA as well. Don’t go making assumptions, EG!
THAT’S THE WRONG NORWALK!
I’ve never heard of Norwalk either and I’m in Quebec. Well, granted, we speak French here and it’s uncommon enough I never heard anyone talking about it in English, let alone hearing about noroviruses more than once in a while in French medical things.
Well then, I guess it’ll just stand as another weird thing in my comic that people will have to look up and get confused by. It’s a common problem.
Correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t the definition of French making fun of others in their time of despair?
Or is that something to do with international jewel thief Millicent Bystander?
Top Google result for “Norwalk” is Norwalk, CT. Wikipedia lists 14 different things Norwalk can refer to (six of them in Connecticut), of which the virus is the second to last. Personally, I don’t think I’ve even heard of norovirus before, and I teach biology. (Though, granted, microbiology isn’t really my bag.)
Well, I guess it’s far less common than I thought. Maybe I should just change it to ‘dysentery’.
As an Australian, I have never heard of it.
@Thisguy
You’ve neva heard of Dysentery ?
(just teasin’)
Well, dysentery is perhaps a little more vintage, but at least everyone knows the term. And it’s got the added humor of these characters contracting a disease most commonly associated with 1800’s-era pioneering.
YAY !
I won the weekly prize for being the dink that teased EG into editing the comic !
(two weeks ago week it was ChrisH who suggested changing a statement into a thought bubble, right ?)
Well, I think that one was just an edit. Because I often make typos by omitting words. But this is a straight-up word change, and it’s rare. So congrats?
Your concern was valid. Never heard of “Norwalk”. Sounds like a character in a BBC children’s show. Maybe a claymation badger or something.
Sometimes I have a funny word or phrase but then I do a cursory Google search to determine if a large enough percentage of the English-speaking world is familiar with it. The answer is ‘no’ most of the time.
In all my many years of reading, I have never seen the word ‘yay’ followed by a question mark. Mr. EG, you, sir, are a truly creative writer.
I have never said the word ‘yay’ with sincerity in my voice. Ever. It is not a sincere word.
@EG
yes it is
so there
yay yay
@EG, in all my many years of avid reading, I’ve never seen the word “yay” followed by a question mark. You sir, are truly innovative.
How can anyone share that kind of experience? A toilet seat built for two?
I dunno. There’s always a tub.
Actually I thought of an answer after I posted. Toilet seats for more than one person are found in latrines. So maybe it was a camping experience.
There is always the love toilet as featured on SNL. (look it up for a pic) For those moments where you don’t want to be alone so I suppose it would work for mother daughter bonding in very awkward ways?
That very question got Jack Paar to walk out of The Tonight Show (1960 – before Johnny Carson!), because his famous “Water Closet” joke was censored. It’s still a classic https://witwisdom.wordpress.com/2011/02/10/jack-paars-water-closet-joke/
Hmm. Funny gag. As noted on that site, pacing is … slow. 1960 had different comic timing.
THIS ONE IS BUILT FOR TWO
For some reason I initially thought that Puck’s censored word was ‘shagging’, which really made me wonder what the shared experience was. N.B. ‘Norwalk’ is not slang that has made it Down Under (as it were) as far as I know.
Uh, no. And to be honest, I wasn’t fearing that misreading because no one in North America has used the word ‘shag’ since the Austin Powers craze mercifully ran out of steam in the early 2000’s. But I suppose that unfortunate word is still alive and well on the other side of the pond.
Daphne is a little shaggy…
Should be “puking our brains out and shitting our guts out at the same time”. I got norwalk three or four times back in the nineties, first time I didn’t care if anyone saw me on the crapper with my tackle swinging around it was that bad. Voiding into the bowl behind me and the bathtub in front, door wide open, didn’t care. I’m pretty sure I was passing bile from both ends after my tract was empty that one time. It was so bad I couldn’t even keep water down. I hven’t had it in… slightly over twenty years thank god. This was all at home ‘though, not on a cruise ship. I remember it was hitting the cruise ships fairly bad for a while.
I am glad that at least one person knows what the f#$% norwalk is, even if the circumstances behind your knowledge are so unfortunate.
@Dave
thank you for sharing this with us
Yes, I agree, that was a quite disgusting posting. It was late when I wrote it, and my judgment was lacking. I can’t edit or delete it now, so it must remain for eternity. A noro-virus infection is THAT BAD though, I’ve had mild to moderate food poisonings over the years and NONE were as bad as Norwalk. I was lucky in that I made it to the toilet every time. If there are ever reports of a noro-virus in your area, make sure to wear a mask and gloves when you go out. Take a bunch of tissue paper and/or hand sanitizer in your pocket and use them to clean your hands after opening doors. Do NOT eat out, eat at home. IT IS THAT BAD, you really don’t want to get it.
@Dave
Oh Heck, I found it amusing.
I’ve said worse myself – MUCH.
i´m a tad worried that puck said nothing about phoebe having daphs dress ready – but i guess she´s just too self-centered to care. and i´m REALLY looking forward to what the sexy hellspawn came up with for daph!
Rare to hear anyone say “the Norwalk” these days. That or I’m just one of the few people around here who knows the term. One of the two.
I don’t blame Daphne’s comment about them passing each other, given how I can’t think of many things they have in common.
…Other than living in the same house, knowing a few of the same people… I had something more but I forgot it. Hm.
Well, at least you know the term. That seems to be rare.
Trying to bond with Daphne is like trying to climb a greased pole.
;0
That … is a very accurate analogy.
One would need a very dogged nature indeed, to even attempt a stunt like that! 😉
Ugh, I remember having Norwalk like 12ish years ago and it was not pretty. Mine was mostly vomiting though.
Well, I changed it to dysentery because (A) that IS mostly out the back end, and (B) lots of people don’t seem to remember Norwalk. Apparently lots of people report problems on BOTH ends with Norwalk.
Props on Daphne’s Shirt!
All of Daphne’s sleepwear refers to terrible 90’s era hip hop. I don’t know why, but it seems to be a rule.
Well, that’s what happens when you LARP Oregon Trail.
I love gold rush era diseases. They’re so classic.
Daphne . . . like it or not, Puck and Colin have raised you since you were seven or eight years old, this is not ‘ships passing in the night.” Plus, you are Miranda’s big sister!
@demarion
I’m going to start calling her DAFFY.
Someone has to…
Well, you can’t be a proper teen without attempting to emotionally distance yourself from people as much as possible, right?
Have we seen Daph interact with Miranda much?
Some teens do, some don’t. Might be fraught with peril. Imagine Miranda taking lessons!!!
Yeah, she was told to look after Miranda that one time. It didn’t really go well. Daphne was more focused on her phone.
I know all about Norwalk episodes; my MIL had it once.
You could have used “Chlorea”, food poisoning, or my favourite, C.Difficile (my FIL had it while he was in an induced coma being treated for meningitis).
C. Difficile is primarily connected to hospital stays and prolonged antibiotics usage, where you kill every strain in your gut except that one. And it can kill you pretty dead, too. So I wouldn’t go that route. Dysentery can kill you through dehydration, though. So I guess these bowel bugs are no laughing matter.
@EG
I am so pleased Professor Huhnmorder has adapted my Physiology to BATTERIES.
Honestly EG, can the “PUCK YEAH” paid promo and use one with BEWBS.
Even the graphic from PUCK #3 would likely draw more clicks.
Just a harmless suggestion.
Well, that graphic is paid for up until the new year at least. So no changing for now.
@EG, I think the PUCK YEAH picture (Harley Quinn) is very sexy. Kudos! 🙂
Well, I think Salem is talking about the little square ads I run on TWC that will appear on the side sometimes. He doesn’t like it.
Harley Quinn would draw KROWDZ !
Yes, it is the tiny square “Puck Yeah” that is not earning its keep.
So … a Lannister coffee cup?
Daphne always pays her debts, unless she can get someone else to pay them?
The alt text (which few people ever get to read now because of phones and iPads) says pretty much exactly that.
So, is it “Hammer Time” for Daphne?
It’s ALWAYS hammer time. For everyone. Always.
Now, if Professor Huhnmorder were a My Little Pony, which one would hee bee ?
1, 2, or 3 ?
How to irritate people:
Gordon Ramsay – Forget the lamb sauce
Drill Instructors – Smile
Clowns – Don’t smile
ElectricGecko – Use the California Norwalk.
I suddenly feel very sorry for my parents.
Not that I said THAT to them, but it doesn’t mean I wasn’t hard to live with.
They deserved it. It’s what you get for reproducing.