Mar14
IT’S A NEW MARCH MADNESS INCENTIVE!!!
The folks over on Patreon were curious about what might have been if Puck actually played Velma and Phoebe played Daphne, so if you want to see the first component of that swap…
VOTE TO MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN!!!
As for this comic…
Nothing to say except I think this one is pretty funny. I don’t always feel comedy-confident with comics, but I do here.
I guess no one has seen Daphne and her boyfriend since they left Phoebe behind. I can only guess what’ll happen when they (the others) find them (Daphne and her boyfriend).
You can guess. And then it will become reality.
They uh, found the Dougie? Made friends with it? Enrolled it at their high school? Formed Canada’s hottest new band, the Hamilton Steel?
Canada’s hottest new band could never have the word “Hamilton” in its name. The rest of Canada would boycott it out of principle.
Yeah, but the rest of us don’t know no better.
Hey, Toronto got a band, so Hamilton is more than possible. The town name that really wouldn’t work is Sw#$&@#a. (For non-Canadians; yes, there really is a Canadian town named that. We also have Wawa, St. Louis du Ha!Ha!, Flin Flon, Vulcan, and Punkeydoodles Corners!)
At least Hamilton has the benefit of Rama as a sort of neighbor (for some values of “sort-of”). Up the Ojibwe!
Okay, FYI, there isn’t a Canadian town named Sw#$&@#a. Looks like I came across one of the words we aren’t allowed to use online. Which should make it real interesting to use the Internet in that town. Very well, what there is, is a northern Ontario town named after what used to be an ancient symbol meaning Life, up until it was used by that POS Hitler. The town choose that name years before, and refuses to change it because blast it all, they had it first!
Well, looks like I might be able to stop annoyingly censoring comments because guess what? Google deemed my entire site as “inappropriate content” so I can no longer monetize my site. At all. So why censor?
“Well, looks like I might be able to stop annoyingly censoring comments because guess what? Google deemed my entire site as “inappropriate content” so I can no longer monetize my site. At all. So why censor?”
@$&#^it. I’m sorry.
Enh, it’s been heading in this direction for years. We will see. I put in a request for consideration from Google, but most people don’t get much out of the company, so we will see. Once the bots have determined you’re the enemy, it’s hard to get a person to say otherwise.
I imagine that he gets more pay the more he wears the suit.
From whom?!?
Before you start Furry-shaming, Puck… I’d like to point out that you’ve dressed your daughter up as a puppy dog, and it’s not even Halloween.
Good point.
Actually, BOTH daughters, now that I think about it.
Interesting agoraphobia variant. Mostly, we sufferers prefer to stay at home. Some use their cars/campers/van/other vehicles. Papa lives in his public identity, keeping his private one private.
I suppose that could be a plausible explication. May I offer another? He’s been so devastatingly hurt that he’s built walls, both metaphorical as well as physical around him to protect his fragile psyche. I’m wondering how the number of girlfriends would factor into either of our theories.
Papa has to remove his head in order to push his snout back from where Phoebe punched it in….or change his name to Papa Voldemort.
Yeah, that needs to happen.
Like every good children’s cartoon, he will stick his fingers in his ears, close his mouth, and blow. The nose will pop right out.
Something like that, I think. It’s his own body-shaped camper van.
Oh easy. It’s a pain to get into the suit, so taking it off as little as possible is more comfortable.
Stupidly forgot to add. That’s also his travelling, full-immersion bong. It may be 5 o’clock somewhere, but it’s 4:20 right now. You might say he’s trail-“blazing”.
Well, that is a noted purpose to the suit that cannot be ignored.
Has he always been short a couple of fingers wearing the suit?
The suit has four fingers on each hand. Always has. Going for that classic animation style.
Man it’s been awhile since we got any more juicy clues about Phoebe and Shnorf the morning of…. Junior Prom night..
Considering how he seemed to have dumped her, Phoebe is showing some remarkable restraint to keep herself to just one punch.
https://www.puckcomics.com/?comic=puck-549
Well, Phoebe is not the type to ever pursue retribution. Much to her father’s chagrin, she turns the other cheek every time.
But hey, at least she got a chance to inadvertently strike back.
Do you know WHY Jesus recommended turning the other cheek? Nonviolent resistance. Because striking backhand a person deemed to be of lower socioeconomic class was a means of asserting authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma: The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. An alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek, the persecuted was demanding equality.
Now I know!
https://youtu.be/c71nqMqmiaw
Imma not kinkshaming anybody, but Phoebe did say her fun time with Pappa Schnorf was “worth it”.
Which only makes sense, for she is the Costumess Supreme of this reality. They may have spent a whole lot of time studying his gussets.
Well, I think the “worth it” part was the part where he was outside the costume. Or maybe the removal process? I don’t know. And I guess we never will.
Now you have “unboxing videos” stuck in my head…
I’m living the dream with another great Phoebe incentive pic. I’m horse, 1,000 humminas later.
Don’t sprain something.
Who are you going to believe? Some guy who’s clearly hiding something of Phoebe?
And now we know why they were afraid.
I’m sure he’s good enough at costuming to fix his “nose”.
I just find it funny they had this whole conversation in front of the kid lol
#awkward
Waht if it’s a weird sex thing for her?
Not out of the question.
Whatever makes him happy is good, as long as no one gets hurt. 🙂
Exactly.
Do monkey bears attack with their claws? Or by throwing their poop?
😉
The poop-throwing, almost certainly.