IT’S NFTs WITH A PHOEBE TWIST! IT’S NPHTs!!!
Okay, so they’re not really NFTs. I’m not getting anywhere near the blockchain. But these are even better! Each non-procedurally-generated NPHT will be ‘minted’ to one of my high-tier Puck patrons – and they’ll know it’s theirs because their names will be on them! A new NPHT will be popping up every day or two all throughout April, so vote often to see ’em all!
VOTE TO TAKE IT TO THE MOON!!!
As for this comic…
We all knew something like this was coming. I hold the belief that the knowledge of a joke’s inevitability only makes it funnier. And that’s a convenient belief to hold for a predictable hack.
Puck did suggest something like this earlier.
And now it happens. Funny that.
Nice 🙂
Noice, even.
I’m thinking that either the last thing or the next thing Tyler is going to be saying will be, “Like, zoiks Scoob.”
That would be the most disturbing option, certainly.
It could be their inside joke. Their catch phrase for all the hockey pucks.
‘inside joke’?
really, dude?
well that pretty much answers my question, from a few pages ago.
We provide answers here, we do.
Yeah. Everyone knew this was happening. Except Phoebe.
Might be because she was a very pure teenager, and cannot comprehend that many teen couples would do this.
Indeed. So much purity.
If Colin had played Shaggy this would never have happened. (Well, it would have better not happened.)
Certainly not. Although I feel that Puck could have played Scooby if she put her mind to it.
Come on, how hard is it to knock?
Where’s the fun in knocking?
was the van rocking? cuz don’t bother knocking if the van’s rocking…
No, the van was not rocking. They hadn’t reached that stage.
Thanks goodness!
rank beginners. well, its gonna be a while before you get another opportunity….
Could have been worse. It could have been d0ggÿ-stÿle.
No need to thank me. I’m happy to share.
Well, true.
definitely a sheep egg… a Baaaaa yoke.
Yes well, at least Puck won’t be a grandmother anytime soon . . .
Yes, always look at the bright side.
That look on her face was something like, “I don’t need to be seeing any more puppies for a while.” Or perhaps, “Thank Baby Jesus I don’t have to buy a shotgun.”
Okay, are they both deaf? There were just people within one foot of the van discussing the identity of the “monster” and Tyler and Daphne were so unaware that they were caught…well redhanded so to speak.
Not deaf, just … distracted.
Based on that, then I surmise that “2nd base” was a down shift at that particular moment. Daphne’s ears are likely waaaay more sensitive than the average teenage girl, so there was either more action going on than originally surmised or Tyler’s got some moves that we’ve never suspected if they were actually at the 2nd base level. Side note, is second base a universal thing, or is there like a Canadian 2nd base vs American league?
Second base is the same in Canada. Our baseball is identical to yours. Only our football is weird.
And you need to understand that this is probably the first time that these two are playing ball. The intensity of the experience is certainly heightened in that scenario.
And furthermore, just accept the highly improbable. Because the joke doesn’t happen unless we do.
First time? Pardon, but didn’t Daphne nail Tyler full on the lips rolling around in his front yard after Prom? His parents interrupted them as I recall. That sounds pretty much like ball to me.
They got a walk to first base. This is a solid line drive to left field and a sprint to second. I think that counts as a new experience.
Second base wasn’t a UK think when I was a teenager, because we don’t play baseball. Back then if we called this anything at all it was “top half only”. But I’m 56 and for all I know this could be another part of UK culture and language that has been infected by the US.
I’m guessing the UK kids have adopted this one now, what with the overwhelming power of the US-dominant Internet, but I might be wrong.
Kinda funny because baseball has been waning in popularity in North America for decades. Most kids don’t play or watch it here. But it’s remained in the lexicon.
We ought to use cricket metaphors for this in the UK. I mean with phrases like “leg before wicket” you can’t go wrong.
well, isn’t “leg before wicket” some sort of penalty offence?
like “offside” is for american football or hockey?
There is only ONE comment that makes ANY sort of sense:
“Ruh-Roh Shaggy!”
Indeed. Zoinks, even.
I don’t recall the Mystery Machine with back seats facing the cargo doors. From the reader’s perspective, Daphne should be facing us …. and uh, Tyler too.
I call artistic license foul….
They’re not in the back seats. The back seats are facing us. They’re in the cargo bay behind the back seats. A little roomier back there.
What kind of van is the current Mystery Machine anyhow? 2022 era family SUV or vintage era throwback?
The original had back seats for Shaggy and Scoob, but for this version, are we talking 70s era Chevy Van, or a Ford Econoline shaggin’ wagon….
Sadly, perhaps, not a VW MiniBus.
Fictional non-vehicle. But this one is kinda vintage. I’m thinking like a modified 80’s-era Econoline or something.
its a stick shift. almost guaranteed vintage.
Excellent observation. Yeah, lots a room for shenanigans behind the back seat. Bahm chicka wow.
They’re not dark corners of the internet if you shine the light of curiousity on to them. Then they’re merely disturbing.
Fair enough. Brightly lit, terrifying corners, then.
Surprising yet inevitable: the mark of good writing!
[Snarky quip is on backorder. Sorry!]
Aw, but my order of snarky quip!
Hardly a surprise.
Hardly.
Well, let’s all be glad it’s only second.
That’s the only surprise.
Exactly.
Lousy fandom. Pass the brain bleach.
There’s never enough to wash your neurons completely.
Perhaps Chambraigne (Space Ghost Coast to Coast) shampoo might help. It’s a brainwash that’s good for your hair. Continued use may result in limb loss, though.
Papa Shnoff clearly doesn’t frequent the
wrongright corners of the Internet.You srcratched out wrong and put right. I’d reverse the order personally.
actually, from what we DO know about him… ‘second base’ could be consider ‘home run’ for a lot of other folks.
Precisely.
https://www.thedrive.com/news/36069/forget-vanlife-and-build-yourself-a-period-correct-1970s-street-van-like-this-guy-did
But how quickly did colin get his hands over miranda’s eyes?
He likely covered them up before even cracking the door open. Parental instincts!
Logically, this would seem pointless; unless Miranda’s a bottle-fed baby she’s seen puppy nose before.
But a daddy’s protective instincts do not rely on logic; thinking is too slow.
Parents don’t think. They act.
You also don’t want Miranda to misinterpret what’s going on, ask weird questions or decide that it’s a good idea to take Daphne’s top off without permission first. She’s learning by example here.
You know, the knee jerk reactions were caught quite well. The hand and the ponytail.
Thanks. Hard to do for me given the limited amount of them that we see.
Well given that we could conclude that the two youts are not looking at each other, or that their gaze is not falling upon where they think that the ‘action’ is taking place. I think that it can be safely concluded that the two had gone from basic canoodling to exploratory second base. And further hence, they they were both startled from their mutual engagement to swiftly alter their combined focus to a new threat to their newly found date night activities. Hence their swiftly turned heads to the back door. Tyler’s hand yielding it’s purchase for safety. Daphne’s ponytail unable to overcome the inertia that it had in the previous moment succumbing to the force that surprised the female yout to whipsaw her view to her adopted mother’s gaze of ire.
What he said.
But honestly, I do put about this level of planning into key panels like that. So it is nice to have someone so artfully break it down.
Most of use don’t know. We can’t. But we do appreciate it even when we don’t know why.
“Two Youts”
Imagine Phoebe saying, “Jinkies!”
Missed opportunity?
The parade of Phoebe incentive pics is a nice way to celebrate the anniversary.
I’m celebrating an anniversary? Nah, it’s just some random incentive concept I had. Turns out it was way more work than I intended, but that applies to almost every idea I have.
There’s no real score though, until there’s a homer in! (Well, a run anyway.) 😉
When you’ve never been to second base before, that’s a victory enough.
What’s the name of the old coot from “BLAZING SADDLES” who’s always proclaiming “Right” in a very, very, very slurrrrrred manner? He would fit in just nicely here.
True fact: I actually meant to post “home run” but my mischievous spell check changed it to “homer in”. 😉
Hey, you get a homer in, it’s the same thing.
Gives new meaning to the name Shaggy 😉
Good one.