I say this to dewy-eyed expectant mothers who want the baby’s sex to be a surprise: you want a surprise? You are going to have NO END of surprises very, very soon.
NEW VOTING INCENTIVE: PATRIOTIC PHOEBE!!!
So it’s early July, and we’re all in the mood for flag-waving, so I thought it was time to celebrate the birth of everyone’s favorite country with a little bit of patriotic cheesecake! Courtesy of Phoebe!
This voting incentive is no longer available by voting, but you can purchase the pic in the STORE! It’s only one buck for five incentive pics! YAY!
And another “nerd tshirt” for Daphne; the “Best Worst Movie”, Troll 2.
And lots of late nights. Remember your pre-baby excitement about late night activities?
It soon passes…
I remember sitting at Tim Hortons at three in the morning watching the A-Team on my laptop, desperately wishing my daughter would go to sleep. THAT I remember.
So that’s where that came from…
Karma karma karma chameleon
Totally, totally autobiographical.
If you flex it and can still jiggle it… they’re not “pecs” anymore, EG. 🙁
Stop belittling my squishy pecs.
Oh my god lmao
Troll 2 was indeed one of the best worst movies ever.
It’s satisfying, certainly.
Who would root for a boy? They’re disgusting.
… Okay, so both genders are disgusting when young enough, but that isn’t really the point.
I never understood the whole surprise thing. Is it somehow more of a surprise because you waited a few months? It’s still a surprise, and one way lets you prepare at least.
I never understood the whole surprise thing. Is it somehow more of a surprise because you waited a few months? It’s still a surprise, and one way lets you prepar
The whole reproduction thing, all of it, is enough of a surprise for me. Why introduce ANOTHER level of complexity?
@SotiCoto
Dude, you totally dropped the ball. Apparently I’m going to have to step up to plate again. (Soticoto Mode ENGAGED) “The daphne must die. It’s lack of an upper lip proves it has no soul and should be killed with fire to cleanse this world of it’s blasphemous existence. Also it’s bottom lip is an abomination against all that is good and pure. Also it’s violating The Geneva Convention, The Warsaw Pact, and my eyes. We hates the daphne, we hates it forever.” (Soticoto Mode DISENGAGED) Damnit ComedyHobo! What did I say the last time you did this? “that um, next time you would um… beat me like a red-headed step-child?” Quiet you! SMACK! People are watching! Are you TRYING to embarrass me?! SMACK! “Ouch! um, no?” SMACK SMACK!!! Stop answering my questions and get back in the corner! (The ComedyHobo slinks off to stand in the corner.)
The thing Colin seems unaware of so far is that mommie’s mommy-bags are going to be much more entertaining for a while.
Oh, don’t worry. He realizes that soon enough.
I’m wondering how long Puck was on that couch before Daphne showed up. She’s the one who started this whole comic.
Decades, probably.