Many of you were worried that Phoebe might meet a violent end in previous strips, but I reminded you of the fact that this is fiction, where (to quote Wilde) the good end happily and the bad end unhappily. The innocent are thus never mangled by Puck, while the scheming lowlifes like Colin are fair game. We sort of knew it was coming. So did Colin.
Ah violence: how I’ve missed drawing you!
I would take a moment to explain that Puck has the strength of ten full-grown men when she’s angry, but I don’t think I need to do that because (from my experience) that rule applies to ALL women.
Actually, most women don’t. They just want you to believe that they do. A great many women are hilariously harmless when angry… at least if they don’t have anything you want. An angry woman with leverage, however, can be problematic.
Depends. Depends on the woman. Trust me.
Women with military training? I’ll concede in the case of those. Definitely.
my wife knows some martial arts. I asked her to show me. She had me down with severe damage in less than 3 seconds (just light contact Show) and I am 1.90m and 120kg.
In my place there is more women who do the home violence than men anyways. Still more hurts on the women side if they dont use knife or fork or other tools.
Puck is so like my ex. I’m with you, man, I’m with you.
I’m sorry you suffered through that, friend. At least you survived.
Thank the gods she didn’t grab where she ought to have to really seek retribution.
Yeah, you can tell a guy drew this. Because I just couldn’t draw that. Too terrifying.
But it would reduce her chance of having another bun in the future.
Well, there’s that.
He did have help.
I’ll leave it to the reader to decide who helped him.
Wait, he did?
I assume so. If not, Puck needs to talk to some serious people.