It is my personal opinion that if Satan were real, Satan wouldn’t travel in anything less than a ’65 Cadillac Eldorado convertible.
Oh, and yes, Satan is wearing a Slytherin scarf. It just seemed to fit.
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He’s still in shadow, even on a clear blue day.
He must own a helicopter with a giant umbrella that keeps pace with him.
It’s the darkness of eternal damnation. It follows him everywhere he goes.
That makes sense.
After reading swearing strip, I thought of gentrification. I hope you ran with it in following strips.
I didn’t, really. I haven’t developed on this idea… though I may in the future!
What the hell is a “Slytherin scarf”? Is it related to the toboggan caps you guys occasionally tuque aboot? I would say “I’m sorry” if it weren’t for the fact that I’m not. I heard the Sirens Song of a pun that also let me make fun of Canadians. There isn’t enough willpower in the entire history of everything ever to resist that. Still. What the hell is a Slytherin scarf? Do I even want to know? Because honestly it sounds stupid. Like some kind of hipster name brand.
I won’t tell you, because Google, but I’ll just say this: you’re showing yourself woefully uninformed in the realm of nerd terminology.
Well then, that’s one Google search I’ll never get back. Turns out that I was both right and wrong at the same time. Somewhat like Schrodinger’s cat. Kinda. I was right about not wanting to know, and about it being stupid. I was kinda right about the hipster name brand IMO, but not quite close enough to count. Seriously though? Harry Potter? Dude, I hate Harry Potter the way SotiCoto hates Daphne. The only difference being that hating Harry Potter should be a universal thing. DEATH TO THAT STUPID BRITISH WOMAN THAT WROTE THOSE STUPID BOOKS. For real, EVERYONE that had a hand in those stupid movies should be killed with fire.
The hate is strong with this one
Everyone loves a good hate.
Pretty soon the Soticoto jokes can get numbered and you can just say “#3!” And do less typing.
And your nerd street cred is now zero.