FOLLOW THE ADVENTURES OF LEGO PUCK!!!
Puck has taken a vacation to the land of plastic bricks, and a new postcard from her travels will be arriving in the form of a voting incentive every few days! Things are bound to get wacky, so…
ALSO…
As for the comic…
This is one of those strips that people without children might find somewhat inaccessible. But if you’ve had a kid, then you know what I’m talking about here.
How does this resolve itself in real life.
Sadness always sadness.
Yeah, sadness. Varying types of sadness. But it’s like a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ book of sad. They’re all crummy endings.
Never fails.
The pee gods have their vengeance. Always.
I’ve got a baby sister and many younger cousins. Even I can attest to that. I’m almost immune to babies crying.
BTW, i love my new puck shirt. Just came today.
Woo! You now are one of the three people in the universe to own a Puck shirt! Including me! Glad you like it, though. The Teepublic company does a great job with making them.
one of 4, Gecko, one of 4… and as soon as you do the “The crack dealer next door called us bad neighbors”, I’ll be buying another one!
NOW it’s four! And I can work on that shirt. Should be fun.
I would get a shirt, but; half of them I don’t get – and the other half the people around here wouldn’t get, because their too old, too young or too churchie. 🙁
Well, you definitely have to be down with wearing a shirt that few will recognize or get. I’ve always been cool with that, though. My shirt collection includes Starbomb cover art, the crest of the Knights Who Say Nee, and a rendition of the cover for Abbey Road done with Star Wars Lego minifigs. I like to wear my weirdness on my sleeve. Or chest, as it were.
Dang faux pas!!
“they’re”
And I sat here and watched myself type that, too. >:
And this is why diapers for parents should be a thing.
I’ve needed them so often.
“Oh, you think your kid is gonna go sleep and you’ll finally be fine?
Hah. That’s cute.” – Gods of something related to annoying you and/or pissing you off, probably.
I’m… Almost feeling bad for Colin. Almost. Then again, I know this can happen in reality, so part of me wants to pat him on the back and give him a beer and the OTHER part of me wants to point at him and laugh while handing him a beer.
Feel some ounce of sympathy. Just an ounce. Be a dear!
Wouldn’t beer just need to make him pee even more?
Well, you’re dealing with some cruel minds here. I think the added suffering was intentional.
Kaiser; You should know better.
A friend will show you compassion and sympathy.
Your best friend will call you a turd and toss you a beer.
Gotta love that BFF goodness. Never fails.
Mr. Sandman, she’s sound asleep (bong bong bong bong.)
She lies in slumber, not making a peep (bong bong bong bong.)
Keep her so peaceful and quiet for father (bong bong bong bong.)
She’s been so noisy it’s been quite a bother.
Mr. Sandman, please hear my plea.
She’s out of screams now, and I’ve got to pee.
So pay attention, I’ll be brief.
Mr. Sandman, grant me relief.
It writes itself. Or it would have, if you hadn’t gone and saved it the trouble!
I had to do something this week that wasn’t a butt joke…
as a musician who enjoys butchering meaningful (and meaningless) lyrics for fun and profi….. well for fun, anyway, all I can say is..
ENCORE!!!!
Okay, and, remember, you asked for it.
Mr. Sandman, I just gotta go.
My bladder problem’s beginning to show.
She so serene now, she’s sleeping and quiet.
And if I wait much longer I will cause a riot!
Mr. Sandman, answer my prayers,
Before my kidneys reduce me to swears.
So please deliver, don’t be slow.
Mr. Sandman please let me go.
BRAVO!!!!
and just to add a final touch…
(bom-bom-bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom, bom-bom-bom bom bom)
I’m pretty sure he can just leave the baby right there and go off to the potty.
No one will mind.*
*Disclaimer: I am not a parent.
Well, Colin hasn’t been one long. So his logic might resemble your logic.
Why not just take the kid into the bathroom with him? It’s like the parents who feed their kids and then complain that their own food is cold. There are ways to take care of both your and your kids’ needs.
Though I guess that’s the fun part a webcomic with young parents; they’re thinking in the moment and don’t have the experience to think beyond that moment.
Yeah. I was wondering about that, myself.
Moving Miranda could wake her up, and the crying would resume for maybe yet another hour. At least that’s how I read Colin’s reluctance, but I’m no parent myself.
No dice. If he moves her, she’ll wake up and cry. It could never be that easy.
They do have changing stations in the men’s rooms. Don’t tell any of the women, let it be our little secret.
DON’T TELL THEM!!! Take a brother’s oath not to spill the beans.
That takes me back…although the crying to sleep technique works more or less, I’ve never felt victorious about it afterwards. Just bruised ears from healthy lungs shrieking.
🙁
It really is a Pyrrhic victory. And it’s always tenuous at best. You live in constant fear of the hard-won peace being broken.
HA! Lego Puck is so cute.
Where/How did that happen? (I’m assuming it’s not a photoshop).
Can you get custom LEGO?
What you’re seeing is the result of months of work on my part, and is a combination of custom printed pieces from the wonderful Minfig Labs company in Singapore, some customized painting done by yours truly, and some special orders from the Bricklink website. It took me a while, but I finally got it together!
It was worth the effort.
Good work!
My boyfreind tells me there are baby changing stations in men’s restrooms, now. Just take her alon, Colin
NUUUUUU….. WHO BROKE THE BRO OATH?????????
But she doesn’t need to be changed! She needs to sleep! You don’t move ticking time bombs!
But kids that age are still mentally accustomed to bouncing around inside a mother as she walks around. Minor movement of the seat isn’t going to shock her into being awake like it would for an older kid.
Depends on the kid. And how bad you gotta go pee.
Yay! I have finally finished reading through all the archives and now I’m all caught up!
Well, thanks for reading through for the long haul! The prize you get at the end is… much slower updates, unfortunately.