APRIL VOTING INCENTIVE NOW HERE!!!
It’s April, and that means a new incentive is up! Time to get clean with Phoebe! I had a bit of trouble uploading this one, but it’s working now, so…
As for this comic…
The narrative finally acknowledges what all the readers have been declaring vehemently in the comments section for the past few months: that gentlemen prefer Velmas. Though I will argue that it’s specifically nerdy gentlemen that prefer Velmas. That said, nerds are the only ones who ever ask or answer questions like, “Which is better: Daphne or Velma?” Cool guys are too busy doing … cool things. I’m not sure what those cool things are. Probably something to do with football. Or cars.
The thought of Velma in sexy orange knee socks, followed by the vision of “Sudsy Fun” shall haunt my dreams too, dear Puck. Good one Professor Gecko.
Well, as long as that’s a good thing…
Done it.
Eh.
Mind you, seeing so long as she’s been around, this is still surprising.
When was the last time we were in their room?
It’s been a while, certainly, since we were last in the bedroom.
well then its time for this link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04HSg0YZi9E
Appreciated.
Ew.
What’s wrong with orange?
Depends. Who’s wearing ’em?
The safesearch IS on.
Yeah, if it were off, there would be NO socks!
One might say.. you’d see things that would knock your socks off too.
Always Practice Safe Socks!
Granted, it’s not like any of us is kicking Daphne out of bed for eating crackers. But she’s the clear Option B.
But really, if you’re eating crackers in bed, you deserve to get kicked.
Do they still have Safe Search in Canadia? Because it was discontinued years ago in the States.
It’s still a thing. But it doesn’t show on the main page. You need to go into search settings to turn it on or off.
Ok, Velma is beautiful and all as well as daphne. But….what about the gorgeous goth goddesses that were the hex girls? Because….I can never forget them. I can also never unsee some of the r34 that I’ve seen of them over the years.
That’s some next level stuff only for discerning super fans. But yes, I know what you’re talking about. And I get it.
Sexy orange knee socks, you say? Pardon me, I have to go look up something.. Uh, for research purposes.
The academy applauds you for your research.
Man, that dude looks YOUNG.
His class may eat him alive.
Poor Puck. They’re not even married yet.
Nah, he’s the hip young teacher now. Kids love him.
But he’s still COLIN.
He can still be cool. You think Colin can’t be cool? He’s SO cool!
He could be very good in front of an audience. We’ve only seen him away from the students and with his family.
Naw, Gecko, “cool” people aren’t doing “cool” things with cars and footballs. They’re working dead end jobs for minimum wage after peaking in high school! Everybody knows this!
Still so cool, though. So cool.
I think the standard answer is “Cool guys are too busy doing cool girls”.
I like how Puck’s ears cringe in panel 3. It’s a cool reminder that she is an otherworldly being.
A woman whose mood you can tell just by looking at her – you don’t have to ask.
Truly otherworldly!
Emotive ears. They’re great.
Why’d you insist on being Fred when more girls are into Shaggy?
More girls are NOT into Shaggy. Honestly, I think the number of girls who are into Fred OR Shaggy are pretty low. Neither are much of a catch.
That “Who’d you rather?” dilemma has been going on longer than the Daphne vs Velma debate. I refer you to the pre-internet discussions about Ginger and Mary-Ann, for example…
Ginger. But I’m shallow.
Mary-Ann. She seems more “enthusiastic”. But this shows I’m shallow too.
I am definitely for Mary Ann. I never liked Ginger.
Of course. the third woman (Mrs Thurston Howell III) was never in the race.
I always thought Mary Ann was more realistic and reachable.
Ginger was just too … plastic.
I’m just going to note that it’s possible to get very nerdy about cars. In my experience its around the point that you stop reading or watching reviews and start reading and watching manuals and design analyses. And probably sports too.
Of course. You get very nerdy about sports when you memorize results of all matches not just of your club but all clubs.
Although it can be argued that you are already nerdy if you spent more time talking about sports than sporting … except MOST people spent more time talking about sports than sporting.
Well, there is the eternal debate about what exactly constitutes a nerd. If “nerd” just refers to those who have an unhealthy passion for an interest, then there are car nerds and sports nerds. But to my mind, the car ‘enthusiasts’ don’t qualify. Cars are too cool.
Except those Hot Wheels collector guys. They might wear NASCAR jackets, but those guys are total nerds.
I’m honestly a little disappointed in the “safe search off” search for Velma. heh But this one is “worthy”. PG rating at worst.
Looks like my link didn’t work (or maybe EG has to approve it?). Trying old fashioned HTML, then a straight up copy/paste.
Hot Velma
https://cg1.cgsociety.org/uploads/images/medium/crisdelara2007-velma-fanart-1-03d36954-9p69.jpg
A worthy Velma, though that pic honestly looks just a little like Daphne Blake cosplaying as Velma.
I suppose I don’t need to say that no “upload damage” ever is capable of making the file LONGER than it was before, do I? All those colorful artifacts taking lot of bits must be followed by skipping several lines “consumed” by them.
Well, okay, Mr. JPEG corruption expert. Poke holes in my carefully constructed ruse.
Though I’m not convinced this file would be longer than the original. The colorful artifacts are just reallocated RGB info. So the palette is wrong for that section, or something like that. I think. Looks cool, though.
… it’s PNG and it’s using direct “TrueColor” RGB, not palette. And PNG uses “deflate” compression algorithm (LZ77-based) which makes single-color areas costing less bits per pixel than multicolor ones.
NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!
(You’re in the right place. We’re all nerds here.)
Making glasses and bob cuts sexy since 1969… meaning she’s *way* too old for some of us.
To know the safe search feature is to fear the safe search feature.
Everywhere it goes off madness is sure to follow….
I’m waiting to see Phyllis Diller show up as a celebrity. It would liven up the strip, plus who would play her?
That WOULD be fun. But I feel Robot Chicken did it best. I can’t top that.
I saw a show where PD did NOT dress in her horrid act.
She was intro’d and came out looking… well, like she could be a super-model.
She purposely makes it impossible to recognize her off stage (and out of character)
I remember seeing a biography on the great P.D. Though she presented herself as this comical witch in her standup, in private she was wracked with feelings of inadequacy and was forever self-conscious off the stage. She apparently went through many, MANY plastic surgery operations over the years in the hopes of feeling better about herself. Tragic, really.
It is. Not that uncommon, unfortunately.
Pfft~ ^_^
Alternative title for this strip: “Colin wins one”.
It’s so rare that he does. Mark it on the calendar!
Y’know…if Colin’s going to go to bed role-playing as Fred, the least Puck could do is role play as Daphne Blake…
Colin just did something naughty and he knows it. 😉
It’s not naughty; it’s educational.