Aug23
FOOD-THEMED VOTING INCENTIVES!!!
The Patreon bunch voted on various food choices, and the results were … this. So…
VOTE TO PARTAKE OF THE FEAST!!!
As for this comic…
Betcha didn’t think the monkey bears were coming back. But if there’s one thing we’re good at doing here, it’s taking a throwaway gag from a single comic and expanding it into an overused trope! Like Garfield and lasagna. That was a punch line from an early Garfield comic, and a good one. Cuz, you know, what cat’s favorite food is lasagna? But four decades later, just thinking about Garfield and lasagna makes me sad.
Quick. Get Satan’s car.
Though the top was damaged, so maybe not?
How else is he going to finally explain it to Tracee?
MONKEY BEARS have no fear – not even of Satan. Well, Canada’s Satan.
Get the “Bleep” back into that van – if it even starts – and hi-tail it out of there !!
Canada’s Satan isn’t really very intimidating, though.
Monkey Bears are known to MATE with humans – not always voluntarily (re Daffy as proof).
RUN RUN RUN !!!!
This is NOT canon.
At least it isn’t Canadian Trapdoor Alligators.
Webcomics echoing webcomics. It’s a parasitic relationship.
Or house hippos.
Is that related to the Sumatran Rat-Monkey?
I think they’re in the same general family.
Congratulations on coming up with an adjective-noun-noun phrase which is so outré that not only can Google not find a single fuzzy match, it doesn’t even dare hazard a “…did you mean…?”
We tread on untrodden ground here.
Just be grateful you haven’t been invaded by drop bears!
Thank goodness they’re terrible at surviving in the Canadian wilderness.
Yes, why would we be shocked that Phoebe has general knowledge about monkey bears, where 5 minutes ago she could remember what air is without her phone.
Genius isn’t consistent. It flashes and subsides.
And she somehow gets the clothes she designs to stick on. That’s certainly creative.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Phoebe is not dumb. I’d say she probably has an above average intelligence. But she’s a little naive and she’s focused her intelligence toward very specific pursuits. She’s a bit of a goofball and is shockingly lacking in most common knowledge, but the gears ARE turning up there.
O.K., I can buy that.
And if I sounded snide, I didn’t mean to. I do realize that tayloring is a skill and and impressed when it’s done well. Even if I have no taste and it is fictional.
Also, I adhere to the definition of geneous as intelegence, mastery and creativity at a high level. Man, is she creative.
You did not sound snide at all. Thumbs up.
Since “Dumb” scientifically means ‘unable to speak’, she has proven she is not dumb literally millions of times.
She has also proven she is quite well educated, informed, and intelligent.
I think “savant” is a good title for her.
Not a full-fledged “idio-savant”, but savant.
The Velma costume is seeping intelligence in by osmosis.
Why shouldn’t they look shocked? Two strips ago she couldn’t remember the word for “air.”
Well, the placement of this gag was purposefully chosen.
She’s turning into Velma!
Slowly, surely… Becoming the role.
When in Velma, do as the Velma do.
I’m sure there’s some disturbing fan art about that…
Considering its pose in Panel 2, I think it’s safe to say “Myth Confirmed” about Ospralasian Monkey Bears do indeed poop in the woods…
(Now you can’t un-see it)
ps: EG, as an English teacher, did I get the “its” and “it’s” correct? IIRC, this in the only time where an apostrophe “s” DOESN’T denote posession…
Yes. Your “it’s” is a contraction and thus totally correct.
ah yes, EG…This is where I was going with the “bear in the woods”… after having the exact same expression as the rest of the gang about Phoebe. Even Miranda is shocked. I don’t know that we have ever seen that before.
Well, toddlers are easily shocked. They haven’t seen much yet.
Who’s is also a contraction.
yep, “its” and “whose” both denote possession, while “it’s” and “who’s” both denote present-tense noun-verb contractions.
There are other similar words in the english language. (“they’re” and “there”, “you’re” and “your”, and quite a few more pairs of words).
Then there’s the famous/infamous triple threat… “two”, “to”, and “too”.
Flabbergasted is under used word. I’ll try to incorporate it in conversation today and see how it goes.
I like it. But it’s got limited applications.
Wait, there’s more than one kind of monkey bear?
Are they at least lesser apes so gibbons don’t feel so singled out?
I’m sure she’d rather you just not be shocked.
Whenever there are species that are named after two other species (for instance, the now extinct ‘bear dogs’), they always turn out to be related to neither animal. And so it probably is with monkey bears.
What degree of seperation is needed?
Man, am I a nerd.
I dunno. It’s always like, “The raccoon dogs are actually more closely related to foxes.”
And yes, raccoon dogs ARE a thing. And are a growing invasive species in Europe.
You mean chihuahuas?
THEY are descended from fennec foxes (not wolves like most other dog breeds).
They’re the REAL monsters.
“They’re the REAL monsters.”
Chihuaua’s are apparently frequently mishandeled. They don’t like being treated like toys and it shows.
This artist got a Chihuaua (NOT a toy, just very small for her breed) and has posted a lot about it: https://thehmn.tumblr.com/tagged/chihuahua
I believe somebody must have shown a chihuahua one of those ‘all dog breeds’ books and the dog saw/read the page on the doberman pincher or the great dane.
The silly little thing found out the depicted breed was a feared guard dog and noticed how much it looked like himself/herself.
I once gave my mother a poster showing a silhouette of a chihuahua with the caption “I DON’T CALL 911”.
I penciled in below it “I can’t reach the phone”
(my mother had multiple chihuahuas at the time)
There are two kinds of Pucks readers. The ones that googled “Ospralasian Monkey Bear”, and the ones that lie.
Well, now that you typed that into the comments, their search will turn up your comment as the only existing text of that name on the Internet. Congratulations.
Ospralasian is also a one hit wonder….
Didn’t they do ‘The Final Countdown’?
The monkey bear would have gotten away with it too, it not for … something something.
He would have gotten away with … crossing the road? I think he DID get away with it!
“Why did the Ospralasian Monkey Bear cross the road?”
“Because it needed to poop in the woods.”
Oh great. Now for one week I wonder and debate; what was it crossing the road to get away from? Could it be . . . the Dougie? (Political satire reference is it, in view of Doug Ford? Probably not, but that would make sense . . . monsters are one thing, but politicians? In the middle of a federal election? The horror, the horror . . .)
No political satire. Just lots of Canadians named Doug, that’s all.
Hey!!!!
My middle name is Douglas and I don’t consider myself or a monster…
(looks around to ensure nobody can see the lie)…
and I know of nobody who considers me such.
No one saw the lie.
He wasn’t lying in #474 about the Monkey Bears.
Well, we saw them with our own eyes, even if Tracee didn’t.
You never know what you’ll find in the meta/Canadian woods. 😉
Meta-Canadians are the next level of Canadian evolution.
Oh great, because I never met a meta I didn’t like! 😉
(Embarrassed I actually spent a minute trying to find Ospralasia on a map. 99% it wasn’t real… but had to check anyway. 😛 )
Not many words point only back to this website, but that’s one of them.