Oct04
HALLOWEEN TIME!!! NEW VOTING INCENTIVES!!!
The Patreon bunch came up with some ‘interesting’ suggestions, so check the results out!
As for this comic…
This is a very stupid joke and I’m kinda proud of it.
Puck
A comic about everyone's fave redhead
Boy, he really did have to go.
And how.
Yup, he is really working on his Shaggy vibe, not a Fred one.
I just now wondered, after reading your post of a “ZOIKS” could have worked in there.
Once a Shaggy, always a Shaggy.
I am reminded of an anecdote from the Spanish Civil War, a Republican soldier describing why he didn’t fire at a Nationalist soldier. ‘He was running away while trying to hold his pants up. To shoot him would have ruined the moment!” One trusts Colin to provide many, many moments . . .
Life is a series of exquisite moments. Let’s enjoy them.
Ever heard the expression, “I caught him with his pants down?”
Incentives starring Phoebe are always appealing.
I see what you did there.
Well you know what they say about taking the piss out of a joke? It leaves you satisfied afterwards.
This comments section is turning into a constant string of puns, and I heartily approve.
That’s some “Austin Powers after waking up from a decades-long hibernation”-level peeing right there. Although, there was an added (satisfying) sound effect in that movie that hasn’t (yet?) made itself known… lol
Well, there might not just be the pee factor going on.
OMG – did they eat food from that “Authentic Mexican” take-out franchise earlier in the day and it’s not sitting well in Colin’s colon?
There are so many inauthentic Mexican restaurants to choose from around here. So many dangerous options.
Hey, maybe he passed a kidney stone.
I thought those things took longer.
In the words of Sgt. Fish from “Barney Miller”—“It can’t be too bad. The doctor says it’s like giving birth.”
There spoke a man with a wife and a daughter. And they both let him live.
I’m with Phoebe. Checking on whish “-ing” that was is CLEARLY the fiance’s responsibility.
You want ‘im? You got ‘im.
Yeah. Not her job.
I can’t believe collin is dead
Nor can I.
I do.
Ghosts don’t pee very often.
Inappropriate comment warning!!
isn’t it normally the Virgin that get’s taken out first?
What horror movies have you been watching? No, the virgin is always the last one standing. Everyone knows slasher movies are basically morality plays. With machetes.
Poor Miranda. I’m sure auntie Tracee will take good care of her.
Man I hope Colin has got a monster problem and not a “There’s Something About Mary” problem, which is a different sort of monster problem.
Sometimes its hard to get those darn word balloons to work with you. For a moment, I thought Colin was speaking from off panel…
My issue is that I never want to leave enough negative space for word balloons. It’s a problem.
Talk to Hot Dog Guy. I’m sure he can help you.
Bye Fred. 🙂
Nice knowing him.
I don’t know what prompted the thought, but now I’m curious if Canada has a mascot character like Smokey the bear for their national forests. Does Canada even have national forests or are they imperial, or crown forests?
No crown parks. They’re either national parks or provincial parks. But no cute mascot. Canada is decidedly anti-mascot. And when we do come up with mascots, they tend to be really unappealing and unpopular.
Yeah, what was with that mascot for the Expos?
Youppi. He was actually quite possibly the MOST successful Canadian mascot, seeing as people liked him enough to let him transfer over to the Canadiens when the Expos … expired.
Waht about Winnie? Or was he disqualified when he was written into a British kid’s book?
Note: Not Winnie-the-Pooh. Rather this one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnipeg_(bear)
Real bears don’t count as mascots.
“Real bears don’t count as mascots.”
Awww! Poor real bears.
For a REAL failed Canadian mascot, look up ‘Timbit mascot’ for Tim Hortons. Or Ookpik. Both nightmare fuel. The latter made more nightmarish by the fact that he was assembled from dead bits of seal.
“For a REAL failed Canadian mascot, look up ‘Timbit mascot’ for Tim Hortons. Or Ookpik. Both nightmare fuel. The latter made more nightmarish by the fact that he was assembled from dead bits of seal.”
They’re not that bad. Although I can see how Timbit could be mishandled. He’s a bit of a special soul.
Look out Colin! Urine danger!
The first to go, is the first to be done.
— every horror movie ever.
P.S. There is no “p” in “Colin” 😉
P.P.S. Insert standard “Voting incentive has a peel joke” here.
Well, you’re the first to make the “a peel” joke, so I feel it’s far from standard.
“Shaggy” better check. He’s the only guy left. 😉