JUST PLAIN VANILLA.

Sometimes vanilla is all you need. So…

VOTE TO SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!!!

As for this comic…

The look of stupefied dread on the teens’ faces is the look I wear whenever I witness any emotion-driven event planning. My wife thinks with her head, so this sort of thing doesn’t impact me directly, but I witness such exchanges between co-workers or friends and quietly shudder.