APRIL (NOT) MERMAIDS!!!
Okay, real mermaids were a hit, but what if there were NOT mermaids?!?
In other news…
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As for this comic…
Hamilton does not, sadly, have a zoo. There are, however, a number of smaller zoos far out in the countryside. The one alluded to here is situated right along the Chippewa rail trail linking Hamilton with the small town of Caledonia. The big cat enclosure is actually right up against the trail – or used to be. It was a bit of a problem with the lions and tigers jumping at the fence when people went by. And yes, it’s entirely possible for a tiger to get to Gage Park via the trail system and largely avoid civilization. I’ve biked the route. Said tiger might have a few perilous run-ins with joggers, though.
And for those who were wondering about the tiger’s name, we get an answer. Those who know Phoebe’s particular cultural obsessions will not be surprised.
Well they have to keep the tiger fed somehow. Right ?
Which explains a bit her ability to live with her father. At least until recently.
You can see his stripes, but you know he’s clean.
Oh don’t you see what I mean?
I just watched “A NIGHT AT THE ROXBURY” last week.
The gazelle’s gonna miss that haunch.