The craziness continues in my life, and stick Puck continues to set the artistic bar rather low. As I said last week, it’s better than a hiatus – and quite possibly just a little bit funnier than the regular Puck comics.
Real Puck will return soon enough, once Stick Puck’s storyline has been concluded. I’m actually going somewhere with this … sort of.
APRIL VOTING INCENTIVE! APRIL SHOWERS BRING … FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!!!
It’s April, and that means another Puck voting incentive on TWC! This time we’re going whole hog! It’s all coming off, with Tracee! She’s evil, she’s hot, and she’s getting clean! Seriously, how has this chick NOT gotten her own voting incentive yet?
I had some troubles uploading this image to TWC, but I think I’ve got them fixed now.
This particular voting incentive is no longer up on TWC, but you can GET IT AT THE STORE, along with all the other incentives, for a few bucks!
“Ew” is right. Dark chocolate babies are where it’s at!
White chocolate really is gross. But Puck is pretty dang white, so I didn’t think a dark chocolate baby really worked.
How dare you slander the good name of white chocolate sirrah!?
White chocolate never had a good name to begin with, dude.
Ah yes… reminds me of the famous Black Child bug in Fable 2… where you come back from the Spire to find your kid is older… and black.
… >_>
Yup. That wife is going straight to the sacrificial chamber in the temple of eeeeevil.
Thought about dark chocolate baby. Decided against it. Tastier yet more question-raising.
Ew . . . white chocolate?! I wouldn’t eat that.
I’ve actually found that white chocolate is NOT EVEN CHOCOLATE! It’s just butter and sugar. The butter MIGHT be cocoa butter, but even that’s not a guarantee. What a rip-off.
Yep. So, potentially, there is absolutely nothing about it is chocolate. It’s basically just sweetened fat.
I would rather eat a pound of raw pork fat than a pound of white chocolate.
The white chocolate cake is a lie.
A filthy, horrible, stinking lie!
Which makes it very similar to common cake frosting.
You like cake, don’t you?
Yes, but I wouldn’t want to eat a big slab of frosting.
I’m just glad you’re still drawing. Of course the old solid comics were way cooler, but I’m digging these gags too. Hope everything is okay in your life. Puck continues to get my TWC votes. Peace.
The good comics will return in due time. Right now, though, I’m just in survival mode, and I’m glad to get something – anything – done.
I agree Phoebe white chocolate is not tasty in the slightest.
Dark chocolate on the hand…
The only babies worth eating are at LEAST 80% cocoa.
I’d settle for 65%. When it comes to eating babies, beggars can’t be choosers, and there is a sad dearth of delicious babies in my immediate vicinity.
Have you tried them with Nutella? You should try them with Nutella. Even a barely edible baby becomes delicious with the right accompaniment.
I’m not longer allowed Nutella. I *will* end up eating it. Not even on something. I just grab a spoon and dig in.
My wife honestly lives on a spoonful of Nutella or two a day. I think that accounts for half of her daily calories right there.
Just read the whole strip from beginning to end. I’m sold! Been rolling in laughter, now I am trying to get my roommate to read it as well! Oh man! I need to find a way to make some of Daphne’s shirts!
Glad to hear it! Now work on that roommate! As for Daphne’s shirts, I’m sure you could manage something. I’d sell them through Cafépress or something, but they end up costing crazy money to the poor people who buy them!
Yeah and you’re talking to one class-act of a college kid. I’ll stop short of a gambling debt as hefty as Daphne’s but it’s up there… >.>
Isn’t being poor FUN? I just checked my bank account yesterday and found I currently have -$65 bucks in my account. YAY!
Or you can price Iron on designs to see how much that would cost. Or release the designs in hi def for us to get off your site to print it onto shirts ourselves.
Just a thought
True. The iron-ons always look fairly sketchy, though. I’d love to find a silk-screening solution that would be low cost and worth it.
Her hands look like a stake through the baby in the last panel lol
My wife said that too. Gotta love those beautifully illustrated images that clearly convey what’s going on.
Oh, and to join the bandwagon… White chocolate FTL.
I’m curious about what will happen to Puck in the maternity ward.
The usual: little sleep, lots of frustration. I’ll be fun. Just wait and see!
This has got to be one big bizarre pregnant dream for Puck. Edible babies?
If not, it’s commendable that you’re trying to keep something on time for the sake of consistency. Hang in there, man.
It’s a big, bizarre something or other, that’s for sure! Thanks for the kind words. I still be hanging in. Not sure what I’m hanging in on, but I’ll hang.
This gets me all broccoli in my wiz all over.
I’m glad your wiz has gotten all broccoli. It’s the only way to have your wiz.
I look forward to using this phrase in the future.
Did you tell your wife my Puck vote comic suggestions? If so what did she say?
So far the only Puck vote comic suggestion I’ve given that you’ve followed up on is Green Lantern Puck.
Well, it’s only the ones that catch my fancy. It’s a highly unpredictable thing. Don’t feel bad.
Why not make a Puck vote comic about the movie Without Men starring Christian Slater.
I like your Gecko Avatar.
Also, pie.
And maybe this arc is a pregnancy induced nightmare. Not sure, if Pucks or Collins, though.
Well, the actual explanation is far, far more evil and heinous than a simple pregnancy-induced nightmare. It gets WAY more evil and horrifying from this point on.
Loving the EGAD !!!
Okay, so there was another egad in the comic. It did come back.
You once told me that you don’t nuke posts, just words that would lose you advert money. I’m about to put you to the test. It’s your own fault, what with all the baby eating talk. I see your baby eating comic and raise you one seriously offensive joke. In poor TASTE even. Fair warning…. Even if you are NOT easily offended you may not want to read this.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
What’s the difference between an apple and a baby?
I don’t ^#@$ #$% @#@#% @#$%^##@ $ #@$ #$.
I don’t nuke posts, but I’ll censor.