No offense to you fine midwives and doulas out there. But seriously, once you start down that road, you’ll end up eating free-trade quinoa and going to solstice festivals and naming your baby ‘Meadow.’
New Voting Incentive! It’s Halloween … BATMAN-STYLE!!! A new costume EVERY WEEK!
Each week of October will bring with it a new Batman-themed costume on one member of the Puck gang.
This voting incentive is no longer available by voting, but you can purchase the pic in the STORE! It’s only one buck for five incentive pics! YAY!
Okay, so you’re a fan of both Godzilla Vs Megalon and Red Dwarf. Or rather, Daphne is. Unless she gets her shirts at a thrift store.
I really wonder how Daphne obtains her ridiculously dated cultural refs. I mean, it’s almost like she’s a thirty-something nerd or something…
Given she’s a nerd gamer chick, she’s also probably watched every Dr. Who episode she could get access to, along with Torchwood. No surprise she’s dug up Red Dwarf as well. Not so anachronistic as you might think. I used to be surpised, but it seems some things are timeless though we think them dated.
From what I’ve seen of the current crop of kids, they’re very ‘any time is my time.’ They feel no great affinity or loyalty to their own era, like my generation did. Most generations in the 20th century were thoroughly convinced their generation was the best. These guys … not so much. It’s refreshing, really.
What do vegan zombies eat?
GRAAAAAAAAAAINS!
Nah. Vegan zombies just eat you when no other zombies are looking.
You Sir, have won at Vegan Apocalypse.
Cool! I didn’t even know one could win.
Well, it is one of the lesser Apocalypses.
Still, well done!
Last two were delivered by a midwife (a CNM) in the hospital’s “Family Birthplace”. So there was an obstetrician and operating room available if anything went wrong, but I never saw him. Of course, we are vegan… most of the time…
I know all about your kind. You and your vegan powers and your peace signs and your products made by guys named Tom.
I cannot stop laughing at your comment. its funny because its pretty much true
Hey, what can I say? I know white people. I’m one of them.
“Don’t have a hippie bone in…”
Lady… you’re FOLKLORE!
o_O
You also readily pray to a infant version of the posterboy for a religion that would firmly deny you exist or ever have.
O_o
You’ll note that Phoebe never prays to Jesus. She prays to only one god: fashion.
Wrong Puck. This was the lesser known Puck who eschewed flowers and dancing in a ring in favour of pork rinds and loafing.
So she’s old enough to know a good thing when it’s available!
The path of paths. Lol.
I’m so saving this one for later.
It’s yours!
Once more into the breach. For SotiCoto!
“Generic comment disparaging “the dapne.”
“Generic comment expressing a strong dislike of “the daphnes” bottom lip, and lack of top lip.”
“Generic expression of the desire for “it’s” demise.
“Death to “the daphne.”
Pretty sure I hit all the bases there. (Yawns)
Bacon, f#¢k yeah.
It’s just not the same.
I was going to comment that the Conlin+celery one was the funniest. But man haven’t i laughed in this one. Your commentary only makes it better. 10/10
I’m glad this one worked for you. It wasn’t a huge hit at the time, so that makes me feel better.
I think this strip was my second attempt at Daphne Bashing on SotiCoto’s behalf. I’ve really improved. It really lacks the oomph of his early stuff to be certain, but my heart has never really been in it. His hatred is passionate, and undiluted, whereas mine is non-existent. I don’t really have a strong opinion about Daphne one way or the other.
O M G
I’m saying nothing to Karen about this.
But she wouldn’t like it.
She admires sincerity when it comes to Daphne-Bashing.
(and I had such high hopes for you)
Please, CH don’t tell me your unbridled LUST for TRACEE is also an act.
My lust/love for Tracee is as strong and pure as SotiCoto’s hatred for Daphne is. Seriously, she is so hot. And she carries brass- knuckles. Smart, tough, and sexy. She beat Colin’s sister like that b!&¢h owed her money.
@CH
Whew !
Tracee has brass knuckles? Drool. From beyond her arm’s reach.
You’ll get to them eventually.