Puck 194

Chapter: The Magic of ChildbirthCharacters: Daphne PhoebeTags: code white pregnant
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  • “Kneel Before Sod!” Daphne gets THE best t-shirts on the planet!

    And who DIDN’T think Puck foregoing epidural or other pain meds would not lead to a scene like this one??

  • Missa

    Is the doc a half vamp? Or just one heck of a canine there? 🙂

    • ElectricGecko

      All characters in this universe have rather prominent canines. Not sure why.

      • Guess that’s a quirk of your drawing style.

        • Pat

          That hospital must have extra lighting in the maternity ward and that could be a side effect for intimidating the fathers into eternal submission for doing that to a woman’s body.

          • ElectricGecko

            The fathers need no more intimidation. They’re already cowed by the experience.

          • Pashakitty

            You know, people saying that “men do that to a woman’s body” really bugs me. It takes two to tango you know, at least half the effort of having that done to her body was her own doing.

            I say this as both a woman and a mother. I had that done to my body twice, and I seem to recall that at least half the effort was mine.

          • ElectricGecko

            Yeah, I get where you’re coming from. And in this case, Colin was actually kind of a reluctant party to the whole thing, so I blame Puck.

          • Pat

            Yeah, responsibility is 20/20 in hindsight, unless a person is on welfare and expects the state to provide food, shelter expenses and clothing expenses, then it’s always r—.

            Come on, can’t make a joke about a joke in a cartoon, can I? Maybe I’ll just go and grab my bottom lip.

        • ElectricGecko

          I guess. The canines become more prominent when people are screaming. Just seems to make sense to me.

      • Palagpat

        I think it’s more a case of other similar works of art ignoring the canines altogether, so they just become more noticeable in this strip in comparison with expectations. Most comics don’t have the attention to detail to bother with canines, so when you do see them in a comic, they stand out.

        • ElectricGecko

          I certainly exaggerate them, so I get why people are confused. But hey, I like canines. Especially good for snarls.

  • JDR

    Code White? Sounds so benign… At my hospital it’s Code Green – as in somebody “Hulking” out – but I’ll take your word that redheads deserve their own special Code.

    • ElectricGecko

      Yep. Apparently in most Canadian hospitals, ‘code white’ means aggression. A code green means evacuation. Anyway, I have no idea about their logic behind the color system. Seems rather … arbitrary.

      • Pat

        I think that for Puck, heh, Daphne should find the mic room and start announcing “Attention please, we have a Code Green Lucy” in her best Desi Arnez. Or John Leguizamo

        • Pat

          And the crazy thing, the person who did do the job before this crazZy story arc, was decimated by puck’s domination of the maternity ward, and had to take early retirement five days shy of her 45th anniversary of hire. The Hospital administrator, who was drinking puck espresso coffee (because the Dr’s, nurses and secretaries hated her) was under the impression that she loved Dap’s voice and immediately hired her and got a temp to fill in for while she was at school.

          Of course, Daphne was able to finagle a secure iron clad contract with extreme benefits for herself and no way out on the administrations part. Tenure, if you will. >:D That and she found another way to get back onto the poker playing online, through the Administrator’s computer access, routed through the morgue to her station at the mic. 😀

        • ElectricGecko

          P.A. system humour. There needs to be more of it.

      • Nick Manly

        Actually, I can see the logic behind Code White. Everyone knows that Code Red is bad news, and hospitals are typically filled with sick and injured people. Announcing Code Red risks getting people trampled like shouting fire in a crowded theater. So you go with a more innocuous color like white and people are fine.

        Of course Code Red likely won’t result in blind panic, but assume the worst, hope for the best and all that.

        • ElectricGecko

          Code red is actually fire in almost all hospitals. Makes sense. Though I’m not sure why it’s not just a fire alarm. Code white is more Canada-specific, but it means that a patient has turned violent and is hulking out on everyone. It apparently happens often enough to warrant a code.

          • Nick Manly

            Is there a PCP problem in Canada? A bunch of soccer moms secretly trained as body building ninja assassins? An influx of Banes running around with their Venom attachments put on high? This all would go towards Code Hulk Out.

          • ElectricGecko

            Sounds likely.

      • Pat

        What do you think that a “Code Richard Simmons” would do?

        • ElectricGecko

          Too horrifying to contemplate.

          • Nick Manly

            Code Richard Simmons: Middle Aged guys run out in mankinis and squeak in rather feminine voices to fat people to get up and dance to bad oldies music.

            Source: My weird imagination.

          • ElectricGecko

            Now you went and imagined that which was best left unimagined.

          • Pat

            That may be true, but then an army of David Letterman clones armed with fire extinguishers unleash their chemical and carbon dioxide contents upon the squeaking mankinis and then pummel them to the sounds and delight of a bald guy playing a piano and leading a house band.

    • Personally, I think of Hulk Hogan first when I think of “Hulking Out”, which would be a “Code White” in this instance.

      Now that’d be a voting incentive; post pregnant Puck and the rest of the cast dressed like the cast of Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling. 🙂

      • ElectricGecko

        Now THAT would be a voting incentive. Though I’m afraid most of the readership is too young to ever hope to get that ref. Heck, even STNG is pretty vintage.

        • Whatcha gonna do, gecko, when Puckamania runs WILD over you?

        • Pashakitty

          I’d get it, I actually got to see him wrestle live once, very entertaining. But then again I am 44.

          • ElectricGecko

            Which one? Hulk Hogan or Ultimate Warrior? Anyway, his UW’s wrestling skills were FAR better than his comic book writing skills.

          • Yeah, I’m curious about whether you were referring to Hulk or Warrior. And yes, that’s his actual legal name now; he did that so he can still lay claim to the Ultimate Warrior name, since Vince McMahon owns the rights to the character name, which is something he did a LOT.

            Check out UW’s website for hilarity. He’s got blog entries that read like his wrestling promos. They are nonsensical as they are hilarious!

            And yes, I agree with Gecko on the comic book; Spoony from the Spoony Experiment and Linkara of Atop the Fourth Wall did a four part review of it, and the over the top dialogue and insane philosophical rambling are only matched by the horrendous drawings and panel flow.

          • ElectricGecko

            Just watched that profile of UW’s comic a few days ago. Seldom have I laughed so hard.

    • Pat

      Code Michael Hunt: Code Michael Hunt, ward four.

  • 6 comics and counting until the 200th comic and the baby’s birthday.

    And it’s the alt text that’s got me this time; code redhead. My dad’s girlfriend works as a nurse at a hospital, and she could tell you war stories of pregnant redheads, with or without an eipdural.

  • Kale

    Daphne may be my favorite character, that may also be due to her shirts.

    Unrelated question, though I’m sure it’s been asked before. Puck, being a 621 year old fairy at the start of this, 631 now?, does she not age or does she go through a fifty/hundred year or so physical cycle?

    • ElectricGecko

      I have a soft spot for Daphne too.

      As for the whole Puck age thing, Puck is officially 631 years old at this time. I think. As for whether she ages or not, or whether she ages on a physical cycle, or what, we … don’t really know. And given the pace of the comic, we’ll likely never find out, because even if I keep doing this thing for the next twenty years, we’ll probably only cover a few years in-world. It’s going pretty slow. Unless I do another time jump, but we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.

      When it comes right down to it, Puck looks, acts and seems to have the life experience of your average thirty year-old woman. Which leads to the question, “Why did you even make the main character an immortal fairy in the first place?” And that … is a good question. Which I have no answer to.

      • I think you made Puck a 621 year old fairy to set her apart from the college student comics, even if you didn’t realize it at the time. And when you restarted the comic? Well, her character’s already been established, so her life continues.

        That’s kinda the way comics work; come up with something that sets apart and original, and just go with it.

        • ElectricGecko

          That’s about right. Though I really have no idea what was running through my mind when hatching the initial concept for the comic. It was too long ago. I just remember that it seemed to make sense at the time, and it was only when I was explaining it to the head editor of the student newspaper that I realized it was really, really weird.

  • Mike Williams

    Are those yellow hot pants of a skirt Pollyanna’s wearing? HOT.

    You draw nice bods on your babes, man.

    • ElectricGecko

      Yellow hot pants. They’re the ‘uniform’ at Howlers, everyone’s favourite ‘breastaurant’ where Phoebe works. And coming from you, the compliment on bods means a lot. So thanks.

  • Mike Williams

    “OR” Sorry for the misspell… 😀

  • XMinusOne

    Hee! Terminally preggers and Puck can still kick some major ass. I bet she isn’t even fully dilated yet. When the lil’ dudes head crowns and he/she emerges, watch the bed frame bend and the windows crack from the frequencies of the birthing screams. If I was Colin, I’d be running for the tall grass and out of her reach.

  • Anyone else catch the juxtaposition of Phoebe, in the low cut top and hot pants uniform of Howlers, sitting there and knitting something?

  • Greg White

    Why don’t they just put Puck under and do a C-section?

    • ElectricGecko

      Nah, they won’t get a chance. Too dangerous.

      • Pat

        Besides, the gas passer (Anesthesiologist) has to get within arm’s reach of Puck in order to put her under. That, and it’s an unusual pregnancy, what with the mother gestating a mixed species child between a human male and unknown elf species female.

        Therefore, the untold effects of the anesthesia on the unborn infant is to great a risk to take that chance.

        Besides, it’d just be more cannon fodder for Puck’s fists.

  • Phoebe’s faith in Puck is admirable, tough.

  • Greg White

    I wonder if the baby will have NF which is what most people seem to believe the elephant man suffered from.

  • Greg White

    Didn’t Michael Jackson try to buy the elephant man’s bones?

  • Rock

    o_o Wasn’t Polyanna supposed to be PURE…?

  • G. Host

    Phoebe to me appears to be one of those Autistic geniuses. I have a niece like that – multiple professors think she should be aiming for medical school and others think she should not be in college.

    On the subject on credit for babies sometimes the mother gets into state where she feels NEED to have baby now even if father is willing to wait for a few years.

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