Puck 246

Chapter: The Tale of Two BlondesCharacters: Daphne PhoebeTags: hardball
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51 Comments

  • Thisguy

    Don’t forget the cattle prod and a heeler or two (cattle dogs)

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, thank ye kindly. It took for-freakin-ever for me to figure out the Createspace system, and to produce a workable PDF, but I did it, and it worked. Your advice was critical in making it happen, so thanks. Again!

  • steve

    lol love the shirt.i remember that movie

  • I am… Somewhat surprised at the fact Phoebe is kicked out(?)… Then again, it’s Tracee.
    She’s essentially the bigger of two evils so…
    Now I’m curious if they’re going back to Puck’s house (which will be QUITE interesting to see, should it happen! Especially as Colin’s family is there).
    Also, I usually put various daily quotes (on my facebook). I decided to start putting Comic Quotes on Tuesdays instead (a.k.a quote various funny things I read in Puck). Hope you don’t mind!

    • ElectricGecko

      Quote away! I certainly don’t mind! And back to Puck’s house they’ll go. Where that ends? Nobody knows! (Okay, I know, but that’s it.)

  • Didn’t they leave Tyler at poolside? Or did he just move in on his own?

  • The power of boob compels HIM!

    • ElectricGecko

      Don’t they compel us all?

      • Valkeiper2012

        well…
        maybe…

        As part of the entire package (which includes more than just physical attributes)…

        Yes

        but if the stereotype is to be believed, I’m in the vast minority

        • ElectricGecko

          Yeah, the stereotype is kind of stupid, really. And not really true, I think, but guys are socially afraid to express attraction publicly toward women who do not fit the social ideal of a ‘man’s woman.’ Silly, really.

          Speaking personally, the crazy fixation with boobage (especially in some comics, where the proportions are grotesquely distorted) kind of weirds me out.

          • Valkeiper2012

            Nods

            all the webcomics I read have good plots. Unfortunately, some have excessive ‘fan service’.

            A fellow saw me reading a few once. The first one she saw was one of those ‘fan service’ and she commented on it. I said I was interested in the plot and she expressed doubt.

            So I showed her this webcomic and a few others. She believes me now (and reads this comic amoung some others).

          • ElectricGecko

            Nothing wrong with a little bit of smexy of any type, I say. But when it crosses a line, then it becomes all about the smexy, really, and I think that’s when things start to suck. It’s like a Michael Bay line with explosions. Explosions make films better (fact), but when a film exceeds a certain number of explosions, it ceases to become a film and becomes explosions on a screen. Not that there’s anything essentially wrong with explosions on screen, or comics all about the smexy, but there’s little reason to read them if you’re not there for explosions or smexy. And lots of people want more.

          • Valkeiper2012

            oops that’s “fellow student” below, not “fellow”

          • Valkeiper2012

            dang, this keyboard keeps typing things I don’t.

            I think it is glitched. I guess the glitch is a BeKaC problem.

          • SotiCoto

            There wouldn’t be a social ideal if there weren’t a large number of people who rather strictly adhere to it. And mayhaps those who seem afraid to defy it are just those whose tastes perfectly align with it and in doing so, reinforce it.

            Of course, being the sort of creature I am… I defy the social ideals very openly and quite loudly. No surprise there.

      • G. Host

        A wise woman taught me more than a mouthful is a waste.

        So I just do more loops when circling.

  • Zero

    In other news, we now return you to PUCK in MY (ONE DAY) IN-LAWS FROM HELL 2.0 (since Hell is mild with Satan being mayor)
    i swear hotdogs are pretty much a staple to Puck’s diet.

    • ElectricGecko

      Hotdogs should be a staple of everyone’s diet. At my house tonight, Daddy was on his own for dinner with the kids. Who came to the rescue? HOTDOGS, THAT’S WHO!

  • Fervid Colt

    He kicked them out? …Who could have guessed Satan would do such a terrible thing? x

    • ElectricGecko

      Out of character, I know.

      • Zero

        He’s Satan.
        He has a hot new Girlfirend.
        He wants to BANG said girlfriend so hard it makes all the rings and layers of Hell scream like little girls who just swallowed helium (yeah, LOUD)
        Problem? Daughter and her dog-like friend (and said dog-like friend’s sort-of-but-not-really “boyfriend”) are there.
        Daughter wants Daddy’s hottie GF out.
        Satan’s Solution?
        Kick daughter and her friend out. Friend’s “boyfriend” ‘s whereabouts currently unknown.

        Makes sense to me, he’s Satan he does what he wants.

  • Grig32

    And now back to Puck and the demon relatives

    Or, having gotten rid of the demon relatives, we find Puck in the middle of losing weight or eating healthy or cleaning out that garage of darkness or taking online courses to better herself! Or…

    *re-reads past comics*

    Right, eating hot dogs in front of Soap Opera’s – but with a BABY now *nod*

    Maturity, babe – she’s got it

    • ElectricGecko

      1) I don’t really think Puck has much weight to lose.
      2) Eating healthy sucks.
      3) I don’t think they have a garage. (Maybe one of those shed-type ugly deals in the back yard? I dunno.)
      4) I’ve NEVER bettered myself through online courses. Ever.
      5) Hotdogs have consistently contributed to my happiness and life satisfaction.

      In short, maturity blows. Now I need to go eat my hotdogs.

  • Gallstone

    I wish I could say this was unexpected.

    It isn’t, though. Not at all. ^^;

  • Dragon

    What? I didn’t think Satan would do that…

  • Garrus

    “So, how does it feel to be a rocket scientist?”

  • By the way—general comments for everybody—I ordered “Puck Volume One” on Wednesday (had to create a Create Space account to do it, too), and this morning, Friday, it was in my hands.

  • On those rare occasions, there is this one little thing that can be stronger than “blood”. I guess the girl’s found that out firsthand. 😀

    Not saying that’s right or wrong…it is what it is.

    Big congrats to you, Electric for Puck’s new publication! I’m really happy for you and wish this much success. Gotta get my copy too. 😉

    • ElectricGecko

      It is what it is indeed. From what I’ve seen, problematic relationships in their first bloom are the strongest bonds of all. They wane pretty fast, but try separating cousin Stu from his mentally unbalanced girlfriend and you’re bound to lose a cousin.

  • Mahnarch

    I’ve figured it out!
    The repeated “Yeah”s finally nailed it down for me.

    Phoebe is voiced by a younger Jennifer Tilly.

    • ElectricGecko

      That … would actually work. If you could somehow pull out the New Jersey from her accent, that would work nicely.

  • Mahnarch

    Everything else about her is cosmetic. Why not an “exotic” accent, too?

  • SalemCat

    Out of Satan’s Stately Manse and back to Hell Hovel.

    (crying)

    (tracee, oh tracee, we scarcely knew ye….)

  • Phoebe… you’re taking advice from a 15 year old anarchistic teenager.
    You are at least 10 years older than her. Smarten up!

    (Hinoron blinks and re-reads that.)
    Oh god… those familiar words… I’ve become my father! t_t
    …Less the 6-figure income. T_T

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