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Chapter: Short GirlsCharacters: Bethany Colin Emily the Cat GirlTags: beholder carrion crawler Doctor Who fifth doctor Lapras lich pokemon
SWIMSUITEMBER RETURNS! It's been a hot minute, but Swimsuitember is back with a bunch of fun ice cream-based themes! VOTE TO REACH FOR BEACH!!! As for this comic... Lesson of the day: don't be this person. We've all been this person at some point in time. I know I have. But I'm not proud of it and I've tried to change. Oh, and Peter Davison is (in my opinion) the most charming Doctor ever. Old fogeys will say fourth Doctor is the GOAT (an iconic choice, certainly), and all the younger fangirls will swoon over Matt Smith or David Tennant, but all those choices are wrong. The only thing Davison's Doctor was missing was the multicolor scarf. Put a scarf on that man, and we would have found perfection. Though I guess a scarf would have ruined the look of the cricket whites.

81 Comments

  • Thisguy

    Not a bad choice, but “Hottest” is always dependant on your personal opinion and preferences (unless talking about literal temperature). I, as a 30 something male, would have no idea what 20 something females would define as “hot”.

    To the “Hottest Doctor” question, I would throw a curve ball for the sake of it and say “Third Doctor, Jon Pertwee”. He had class, smarts, and martial prowess.

    • wavewright62

      Don’t forget the cape…. As much as I love Tennant, I have to agree with your choice.

    • ElectricGecko

      He was a dapper gentleman, certainly. I will say that is a ’50-plus’ hottest doctor solid choice.

      • Matt

        Would have loved tohave met him. He went to a con near my relatives-before I knew what cons really were, or DW was. He attented in full costume. 🙁 Why I’m glad I’ve met several of my childhood icons. If I ever meet Peter Cullen I will turn into the 8 year old crying watching Optimus die.

        • LaughingDemon

          He went out like a boss, though..
          “Why throw your life away so recklessly?”
          “That’s a question you should ask yourself, Megatron”.

    • Miles

      Oh man, that was my first choice as well.
      Though second choice followed by Eccleston, then Whittaker. I am a guy, after all.
      And for bad boys, the “bad” Baker, followed by Eccleston.

  • Justin

    Emily’s still there, hooray!
    Our new character is kind of a lot.

    There couldn’t have been a Satan and Sigmund one off comic?

    • ElectricGecko

      There could have been a one-off Satan comic. But it would have been awkward. I would have needed to plan ahead so that I wasn’t just in the middle of other stuff. And I didn’t. Lots of Satan and Sigmund is coming up, though. The next bigger arc is very Satan-heavy.

  • Pat

    Ok, so I’m guessing that Daphne tolerates this girl because she knows how to interact with most everyone, unlike Pikachu Paige here.

  • Marcus

    Talk about your knowledgeable geek girl. A bit confrontational, but she is not THAT bad, right ?

  • LaughingDemon

    Atkinson. Not officially, but between The Curse of Fatal Death and Blackadder: Back and Forth, he counts in my books.

  • Thirteen, but only because I’m a straight male and thus have no idea how to rank the rest. XD

  • ZybotAus

    Phoebe’s dad has possessed this Pikachu girl, and is working his evil through her. . . (Mwaa ha ha ha !) Sounds good, and may actually be true . . .

  • Silent Observer

    Wait. Colin Baker? Seriously??

    Okay, I’m a straight male too, but ignoring the one female incarnation we’ve had for any length of time so far, it’d have to be either Peter Davidson or David Tennant.

    • ElectricGecko

      Colin Baker is SIXTH doctor. According to the common numerical system, anyway. And Colin Baker is resoundingly NOT the hottest incarnation. That outfit was just wrong. Peter Davison was fifth.

  • sigpig

    This reminds me of Bilbo and Gollum in “The Hobbit” – but FAR more annoying…

  • sigpig

    EG – I think you trolled us all by NOT having Phoebe’s dad in this strip… lol

  • sigpig

    For you viewing pleasure: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM
    With an intro by Vincent Price of “The Hilarious House of Frightenstein” fame.

    • ElectricGecko

      Because THAT is what Vincent Price is famous for: his cameo appearances on a Hamilton-produced Canadian children’s show.

      I drive by Vincent Price’s old house in Ancaster every day on the way to work. It is not at all spooky. But I pretend it is.

      • Frank Harr

        Do you know the story of him in Baltimore?

        • ElectricGecko

          No. But I’d like to.

          • Frank Harr

            If I can remember ( and not have to take a Windows 11 break) VP was taking a cab in Baltimore and the cabbie went off in a random direction and did a thing and VP asked “Driver” where are we? They were where Edgar Allen Poe was born.

            I did try to find where I heard the story, but I couldn’t easily and I have things to do, sadly.

  • Do they count Doctors from the beginning, or did the new version start a new count? (Don’t follow it anymore. I liked the cheesy low-budget sixties-seventies original version, not the current one.)

  • bergerjacques

    Colin needs a counter-attack.
    Name the Folk Horror triumverate and the best song from them.

    And its not Willow’s Song just because Britt Eklund sang it naked.

    (Just as an FYI – It’s the Tinker of Rye because it features Chris Lee’s bass-baritone! This is objectively the correct answer.)

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, I would be excluded from this club because I have NO idea what you’re talking about.

      • bergerjacques

        We all have silos to get our geek on.
        Folk Horror gained a following among fans of director Robert Eggers – The Witch, The Lighthouse, The Northman. Horror movies based on the madness brought on by “ancient” lore, folk traditions, and superstitions. Three movies that are identified loosely as the foundation for movie folk horror are The Witchfinder General with Vincent Price, The Wicker Man with Christopher Lee, and Blood on Satan’s Claw.

        Now You Know …. And Knowing’s Half the Battle ….. GI Joeeeee.

        • ElectricGecko

          Now I DO know. Witchfinder General I’ve heard of, but more due to the band of the same name. Wicker Man I’m obviously more familiar with due to the Nicolas Cage remake. Less said about that the better.

          • bergerjacques

            The misogynistic remake of Wicker Man with Nick Cage is perfect fodder for comedy night at bad movie central. Sure, there’s the whole screaming “The Bees!” but there is also the unhinged misogyny from all the women inhabitants of the commune. Things only seem slightly off until the golden moment in which Cage decks the bear. The only person who emerges from that movie with dignity intact is Ellen Burstyn as Sister Summerisle.

  • Ecchi Kitty

    May not have Satan, but it does have Gatekeeping, which is the true evil.

    • ElectricGecko

      Probably lots of gates in hell. You know, for all the keepers.

    • LaughingDemon

      I would almost agree.. but I think I know why they keep gates. It’s that incident when the things you are passionate about become popular, and then get watered down for mainstream appeal, or becomes targeted by those with thin skin and too much time.

      I can’t say for sure if that’s the right response, but I can understand the motivation.

      • ElectricGecko

        I think it just taps into an innate tribalism that our species has: we wish to establish insiders and outsiders. It’s how we seemingly function on a basic level. But in addition to your valid point, I think nerd culture has the most aggressive gatekeepers due to the fact that it was once a mark of infamy, a cause for bullying.

        Some of the younger people today don’t know this experience, but I remember all too well the era where publicly revealing your love of D&D or even Star Wars would result in you at best being mocked, and at worst being physically assaulted. I think historically persecuted groups become very cautious of outsiders.

        • Ecchi Kitty

          I am occasionally concerned how mainstream D&D has gotten. Watered down crap like 4th Edition is fine, but I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop that will send gaming back into the shadows.

          • ElectricGecko

            I have no skin in the game. I feel very confused by the fact that the things I loved as a teen now dominate the culture, given the intense mocking I suffered back then.

            I will readily admit that I’ve distanced myself from a lot of it.

    • StumpyDaPaladin

      This thread is underrated.

  • pattoo1234

    You should give the Pikachu Girl a name and add her to the character list!

  • Sam Mann

    Colin Baker? …wait, no, he was 6. Uhh, Peter Davison! He’s pretty handsom, but Matt Smith’s got a dorky place in my heart.

  • Frank Harr

    The fact that I am by for not the first person to want to comment on Peter Davidson (I never found him that hot, but what do I know?) just makes me think I took long to find this comic.

    If they don’t name his granddaughter Susan . . . what are they doing with their lives?

  • As a straight CIS male, the “hottest Doctor” can only be…

    Yeah, it’s Peter Davidson/Five. (But only because Ncuti Gatwa hasn’t debuted as Fourteen yet)

  • StumpyDaPaladin

    whether or not he merely guessed, he is still technically correct.
    Which is the best kind of correct. Therefore; it still counts as one.

  • SalemCat

    Emily is a genuine Cat-Girl, just as Daphne is a Genuine Human/Jackal Hybrid.

    Take it from one who knows.

    (no one ever expects a small animal of being a peeping-tom …. cat)

    Yep, Emily is real … and beautiful !

  • CanRay

    Damned Gatekeepers!!!

  • ChrisH

    It’s a good thing Colin didn’t say “Doctor? Doctor…who?” 😉

  • Demarion

    I’m getting a distinct Goddess Anoia feel from Ms. Pikachu . . . from before Moist von Lipwig upped her rep.

  • ComicReader

    David Tennant is the correct answer but I’m glad you explained and I respect it.

    I’m probably like Pikachu, yelling at jocks wearing a Sonic t-shirt.

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