Puck 765

Chapter: Prince of Dappled ShadeCharacters: Daphne Hannah Tyler (aka Taylor)Tags: axe body spray diagnosis evil mojo
THE GREAT WORD ADVENTURE CONTINUES!! This year patrons weren't limited to just nouns. They chose words of all types, and I assembled them into 'mad libs' type sentences to provide demented inspiration for ridiculous pics. So… VOTE FOR WORDS, WORDS, WORDS!!! As for this comic... Key translation note for non-Americans: AXE body spray (which must be written in all caps, always, according to law) goes by the name LYNX body spray in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand. So it's one of those jokes partially ruined by international branding. The same socio-cultural associations apply, though, so just substitute 'LYNX' for 'AXE' and the joke still stands.

48 Comments

  • Pat

    Considering the demographic that would be the core consumer… very scary.

    • ElectricGecko

      The demographic is … disputed. Ask the company, and they’ll say that their demographic is cool dudes aged 18-25. But through trying to market to that demographic, they actually cornered the ‘goofy dudes aged 13-17” bracket.

  • Bernerlb

    Considering that the demographic for that stuff also tends to think that a bottle is single use, it is terrifying. The joy of riding the bus to work when a lot of high school boys are on it in the morning.

  • Justin

    This should be fun 🙂

    How did I not notice the shirt last week? Creating Tuvix was a mistake and Janeway got her crew back.

    • ElectricGecko

      That shirt has been on Daphne for weeks. But sometimes the designs just don’t appear big enough in the panels for people to read them.

  • LaughingDemon

    Especially in lieu of bathing. The Turnpike Bubble Bath, as I heard it called in Jersey.

    • ElectricGecko

      Heh. I like that. There’s something distinctly Jersey about AXE. And I say that having never been to Jersey.

  • HKMaly

    … but the ad with angels was great!

  • Marcus Martin

    Never underestimate the powers of a blind person. They can surprise you in various ways.

  • McManx

    AXE is this generations’ Hai Karate aftershave, only worse.

  • demarion

    Between Satan and Hannah, somebody’s in for a shock . . . but who? Ha. Wouldn’t surprise me to learn Hannah’s the secret loooove child of Satan and . . . Our Pet Juliette? (Look her up yourselves, time to learn a little more about Canadian tv history!)

  • bergerjacques

    At least you know its not Old Spice.
    “That’s something a child would buy for their dad. There’s a ship on the bottle, isn’t there.”

    I rather like the idea of Hannah sublimating her inner Hannibal Lecter

  • Daniel S. Mountain

    A whiff? Most guys in the 12-24 age group bathe in the stuff. Usually as a substitute to actual bathing.

  • Frank H.

    I miss Shower to Bath. I hope CVS brings it back.

    What KIND of ice cream? Vanilla? Chocolate? Strawberry? Neopolitan?

  • Thisguy

    Wait… there a whole subcontext and code about men’s deodorant?
    I thought the whole idea with deodorant was use whatever’s the least assuming and only as much to stop you smelling of BO?
    I might be weird though. I have some neurodivergent sensitivities and cannot stand the feeling of sticky underarms.

  • rewinn

    Perhaps the trick is to combine odor with other information:
    The smell of Axe on a middle-schooler = normal desperation, treat with kindness.
    That small on an adult = lost in a timewarp, must avoid.

    • ElectricGecko

      Valid. Given that Hannah is in late high school, she’s likely looking at it through that particular lens. If you’re 13 and wearing AXE, it’s understandable. If you’re thirty and wearing AXE, it’s sad. But if you’re eighteen and wearing AXE, it’s a warning sign.

  • sigpig

    Satan using Axe to cover up the smell of brimstone…

  • demarion

    . . . . I would have thought Daphne would be rather more into scents than any base-line human . . . dogs can smell fear, it’s said . . . mind you, living around Puck, Phoebe, Satan, would probably desensitise sharks!

    • ElectricGecko

      Daphne has never shown any superhuman doggy abilities, like enhanced hearing or smell. Which doesn’t make any sense, given the fact that those ears are designed for enhanced hearing and the standard mammal ‘wet nose’ she possesses is specifically evolved to maximize smell ability. So she should.

      • Frank H.

        We all ignore a lot of our input. If it’s not important or pleasurable, it’s a distraction. She might be a BIT better at those things than, say, Kevin down the street. But she also has so many years of learning what she doesn’t have to pay attention to. It’s just normal to her.

  • Llywenna

    Baby spit-up can smell like ice cream sometimes, not the thing I expected to remember from having them but there it is.
    t doesn’t matter if it’s perfume, deodorant, cologne or lack thereof, If you can smell yourself then it’s time for a bath. Aa faint hint is nice, too much just makes me gag, that goes for men and women, stink is universal.

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