Puck 866

Chapter: Prince of Dappled ShadeCharacters: Colin Daphne Hannah Miranda Phoebe Puck The Cabal Tyler (aka Taylor)Tags: cop police
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59 Comments

  • demarion

    “I am shocked, shocked! To find gambling in Rick’s bar!” Still, I do hope the cops insisted on a good pay-off. Bribery’s one thing, but going cheap is just so . . . Moncton.

  • Time machines are a always scam. You could make so much bank abusing it, why would you lend it out?
    Also, any civilization that discovered time travel woild destroy itself. At least, if it is anything like ours.

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, unless the one guy who managed to get the time machine to work never told anyone else about the secret.

    • LaughingDemon

      Squidbillies, where the “Time Machine” was a firework NAMED “The Time Machine.”

      “No! No! No! Nononono! Stop the time machine! Stop the time machine! Stop the time machine!”
      “Daddy, you’re back, what did you learn?”
      “(hurls) That we got ripped off in Alabama! This thing’s a dang dud!”
      “Gigantic.. delayed.. booom..”
      “Gigantic delayed what, son? Son?” (Boom)

    • Aname

      They do make good amusement park rides though.
      It’s always uplifting to watch Charlie Chaplin’s Nasties being beaten by the Dino-Marines.

    • It’s the Revisionist Theory. Every time you try to do something in the past, your future self will come and tell you why it’s a bad idea to do it.

  • Marcus Martin

    Say what ?!?

    Just what did Daphne do to make the cops look the other way for this plan to work ?

  • Frank

    Oh, that’s delightful. Gold well-spent!

  • Justin

    No need to buy the cops; just rent them from time to time, like politicians.

  • LaughingDemon

    Just bought herself a ticket to the Policeman’s Ball, that’s all.

  • Pat

    Joey, do you like movies about Gladiators?

    • ElectricGecko

      Funniest movie ever.

      • Xerxes Aragon

        Nope, Airplane is #10 on AFI’s list of the 100 funniest movies of all time. They just revised the list and elevated Blazing Saddles to #1, replacing Some Like It Hot. In fact, Mel Brooks has 3 of the top 15 comedies on the list. No other director is even close. Also, Happy 100th Birthday Mel!

        https://www.afi.com/afis-100-years-100-laughs/

        • ElectricGecko

          Well, AFI is wrong. I do like Mel Brooks, but Airplane and the Zucker Bros. just have a slight edge in terms of laughs per minute. For me.

          • Concur. And Young Frankenstein is the second place comedy for me. Even tho it is’nt considered the best Frankenstein movie.

          • ElectricGecko

            Young Frankenstein, for me, is also more in the ‘amusing’ category. I have a smile on my face while watching, but the uproarious laughs aren’t as much a thing. It’s too classy for that.

            To be honest, the hardest I have ever laughed in my life was the time I saw Borat in a packed cinema. What gets me hardest is the fully unexpected and the absurd. That movie was just one long, sustained absurdity and I expected none of it.

        • Aname

          I do hope that the movie “Canadian Bacon” is on that list.
          It is just sooo topical at the moment and full of funny people.
          RIP Mr Candy.

          • ElectricGecko

            Canadian Bacon is a cute movie. Though I don’t remember a lot of real laughs. I watched it in college with a mixed group of Canadians and Americans, though, so that enhanced the experience.

        • Funny man, Mel Brooks. Didn’t actually see him on his hundredth. Hope he made it.

  • Thisguy

    So… I’ve been wondering, how Canadian police work? Is it like the US where each city and county have their own police who answer to the mayor, or is it like Australia each state has its own police force which polices the whole state?

    • ElectricGecko

      It’s like the US. Exactly like. There are municipal cops, like these, who would be employees of the city of Hamilton. Then in Ontario and Quebec, there are the OPP and QPP, which are the provincial police. They are mainly responsible for larger highway traffic enforcement. (The other provinces don’t have provincial police for some reason. Probably money.). Then there is the RCMP (the Mounties) who are the federal cops. You almost never see the RCMP in Ontario or Quebec, but they do exist. And they only occasionally wear the adorable outfits.

      • Essedeah

        Point of order, we canucks don’t elect sheriffs like some places in the US. Here in QC the smaller towns don’t have their own police force, they pay to have the provincial police do the whole work on their territory. And it’s true, never seen RCMP around. Sad.

        • ElectricGecko

          Yeah, I should have mentioned that municipal police only exist in the big cities. Just like provincial police only exist in the big provinces.

    • Pat

      Are you asking about the structure of the possible jurisdictions? Not counting federal law enforcement, which are varied and numerous. There are mail cops (US Postal Service), forest cops (US national park rangers), cops for the federal courthouses and federal office buildings. But like I said, those guys are federal, national police. But their jurisdictions end at the proverbial sidewalk or where the national park meets the local road. I just watched a youtube video where a forest ranger had started a traffic stop in the Ozark National Scenic Riverways, but the person kept driving I don’t remember if it was the local county sheriff or the local city cops that staeted having a, jurisdictional grievance and short attitude against the forest ranger.

      But in the a US state, my take is that the state police would cover what is not directly covered by either county or various sizes local municipalities.

      But for those local municipalities within a county would be supporting both their local LEOs (Law Enforcement Officers) and their county sheriff and his deputies/ officers. To cover a much of their county if/as needed and may work with neighboring jurisdictions and the state police. And possibly provide support to federal agencies of alphabet soup, like the FBI for one.

  • Verdiekus

    Simple, yet effective.

  • Bought off with what? It was Tracee who had the gold.

    • ElectricGecko

      Daphne had full access to that gold for this whole scheme. That was the idea here. That was the source of the funds.

  • Pyper13

    Better not to ask where Daphne even gets the amounts of “money” required for buying off cops, especially in Canada! (…how many scams, kickbacks, laundering, etc. have gone on behind the scenes never represented in the comic? Ha ha!)

    • ElectricGecko

      It was Tracee’s gold. It funded this operation. Daphne might have additional funds somewhere, but I doubt she’d use them to help others.

  • bergerjacques

    Look at the designer quality of those cop uniforms. The fancy red highlight stitching, the tailor made fit, and the polished badges that gleam. Clearly, the cops are using the bribe payoff money to invest in better quality equipment and uniforms rather than to benefit themselves personally?

    “This state-of-the-art all electric law enforcement vehicle made possible by your payoff money.”

    They MUST be Canadian!

    • ElectricGecko

      The uniforms are based (at least loosely) on actual Hamilton police uniforms. So maybe someone’s taking real kickbacks? Who knows?

  • Shawn

    This actually makes total sense.

  • ChrisH

    Happy Canada Day to everyone celebrating it!

  • Paul

    With the website change it sounds like a really good time to package up a PDF version for sale, just in case.

  • This city really did go all the way down the toilet when Canadian Scratch became its mayor, didn’t it? You can’t tell me he didn’t encourage police corruption on all levels.

  • rewinn

    Panel answers the important question: is Ty quick enough to ditch the head? yes.
    Has Phoebe figured out an elegant solution for her tail in a sort of a chiton? yes. Is that vertical line the edge of overlapping panels or at they connected by vecro?

    • ElectricGecko

      The vertical line is overlapping panels that have a slight crosswise diagonal cut (on the underside piece at least) which means some level of modesty. I think.

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