This joke sprang from something my wife had said earlier in the month. She saw a shot of pregnant Puck and said, “You know that skirt would never stay up, right? Pregnant women really can’t wear skirts. They just fall right off.” It was an idea too good to pass up.
SUPPORT PUCK! PURCHASE THE NEW BEACH DAY WALLPAPER FOR A BUCK!!!
In an effort to raise some cold, hard cash for my evil-doings, I’m now selling some digital wallpaper and image downloads! To that end, I’ve created a supremely cool beach day wallpaper that features the whole gang hanging out at the seaside. And by ‘whole gang’, I mean WHOLE GANG! Even Sigmund and that Tracee chick from Howlers are in this one! It’s fun, it’s cute, it’s got swimsuits, and if you’re going to stare at anything on your desktop, it might as well be this. You get both a widescreen (1440 x 900) and standard ratio image (1600 x 1200).
In addition, all the old voting incentive pics are ALSO now available for download from the store. They come in bundles of five for one dollar. Five for a buck! Even Arby’s can beat that!
You can also get the beach day wallpaper AND all the incentives for a bulk discount price of $2.50! YAY!
CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE PUCK STORE!
Wow… add enough old stains in enough places, and they’re practically patterned now, aren’t they?
*comment about being born into the wrong era here*
You couldn’t fit some celery into the strip?
er, oops, that link: http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/
No, I couldn’t.
EGAD !
Well played.
Phoebe, if you think THOSE are granny p@nties, you should see the ones my ex-wife used to wear. WHOA!
Curious
Absolutely no offense intended. I’m just curious.
(although it has been said that curiosity is a major health hazard to my species, I’m risking it)
It’s all relative.