SWIMSUITEMBER RETURNS!!!
Summer wanes and the swimsuit reigns. So…
As for this comic…
Is this comic spiraling into one of those series where there’s actual bad guys and conflict and all that? Enh. Maybe a little. But only as some fun between the usual stupid bits.
Don’t mind me. I’m just patiently waiting for the “Mission: Impossible” theme music to start.
*lights a match*
Do do do do do…..
Coming soon.
It’s not the measure of evil to be concerned about, it’s the level of competence. These guys are smarter than Satan. Fortunately, that doesn’t seem to be setting the bar very high.
It’s all about the efficiency.
If they were smart, they wouldn’t be working for Satan at all.
Sigmund got over a pinched nerve for this? He may be loving it.
Maybe. Hard to say with that guy.
I can’t get a read on that guy.
Yikes, that’s not good.
Also, whew, wow, Puck hotness.
Well, gotta add a bit of sweet with the sour.
Actually, Sigmund might be regretting this decision; the suits might be more evil than Satan, but they’re also a lot more boring. If memory serves, Sigmund likes to watch; I bet these guys don’t have entertainingly kinky sex.
Or sex at all. Too busy with evil.
True evil is really banal. Moderate sin is WAY more entertaining.
They, uh, do seem kind of boring as evildoers
More of a dull industrial evil than a rock band excess of sin
they are at WORK, professional standards must be maintained. save the excess for the stock options, private islands, and Florida.
So, white collar evil…
Is it me or is that the possible name for a band?
Like a yacht rock band or something? Yeah. Could work!
I just watched a youtube video by the Professor of Rock on Pablo Cruise earlier today.
Should we ask Will Ferrell about it?
*DOOM music starts*
A good soundtrack.
Yeah…something tells me that these people are not the normal type of villains that we are used to.
I mean who uses puppy power as protein…?
Other Demons?
Scrappy should run.
I’d give Scrappy up as a necessary sacrifice.
Different breed. Efficient AND nasty.
It’s usually cats the evil ones dislike.
I think they dislike all living things. But puppies are more lawful good than cats. Cats are vicious in their own right.
If you want a proper puppy power drink you should shave them and remove their claws. You can also remove the teeth to make lovely jewellery to sell. Lastly, before you blend the little buggers you should pulverise their bones with a sledgehammer, so you don’t choke on bone fragments.
A good, solid grinder can handle it. Hair is protein, after all.
Actually I checked it out and it turns out that humans can’t digest hair. Also if we do ingest some it turns out that even inducing vomiting won’t remove the mass and if it gets too big you’d have to remove it surgically.
Yes. That happens. It’s gross.
The name for such a mass is a bezoar, now you know!
Daphne always assumes she’s not up to the task until something ticks her off. Something has to happen to set off her incomparable ability to “get even.” Perhaps if someone tipped her off that the bureaucratic trio were liquifying her DNA-shared brethren…..
Indeed.
They’re too busy foreclosing on orphanariums?
Exactly. Killing whales, pulling tails.
But they’re leaving out the little things like killing the bees.
Re: TWC Incentive.
Why is my brain telling me that Puck could “work” at a certain coffee shop…
(There are a few incentives lately that this would also apply)
(Apply. See what I did there?)
She could. I’m not sure if she would.
Hence the quotes around the word “work”.
The idea of Puck actually working for money is the joke…
It’s not a terrible idea…
Puck has already lost one coffee job do to theft of product. I’m sure the other such businesses would’ve been informed.
Industrial evil, instead of stylish.
Highly efficient.
Aye, efficient, yet . . . disappointing. Banal evil, evil without panache, grandeur. Where are the Saurons of today, the Moriartys? We live in a sadly diminished age! : (
We want villainy with panache!
That was Francisco Scaramanga in “The Man With the Golden Gun”:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francisco_Scaramanga
somehow I see this ending in a sea of hotdogs
Heh.
Looking at Puck’s hand in the voting incentive I’m starting to worry that Gecko has been replaced with generative AI…
Nope. Just bad art. Fingers are hyperextended back. It made sense at the time I drew it.
No problem. I wasn’t looking at the dang hands anyway.
If you were drawing Puck in 1944, your incentives would have been on every bomber in the Mighty 8th.
I will go back and fix that hand, though. Just for you.
Hand are hard.
I fixed it.
Ooh!
Elegant hand reconstuction!
‘Mud’ ? or poodle juice ? Hair is protein as was mentioned and we had ours clipped today, so for all you protein powder addicts…first come first served.
I’d say it was a little ‘hair of the dog that bit you’ but she hasn’t bitten anyone who wasn’t trying to put drops in her ears…yet…for this lot she could make an exception.
Chomp.
Pulping Puppies in the Park?
In the pulpatorium, probably.
Peter Pulper pulped a pack of poodle puppies?
Do they still have the hamster pit?
Probably upgraded to the puppy pit.
A POODLE AND POMERANIAN PUPPY PIT!
Lets not make heroes out of them….,
Kicking Pomeranians is … really tempting.
I read a book where, at one point, the writer was naming various towns in middle America that had been settled from different areas of Germany. He said one town was settled almost exclusively by Pomeranians.
I know what he meant, but the image just stays with me.
The Paw Patrol and Pound Puppies need to be called in!
Unless they were the first victims…
The true dictators go after the community leaders first.
Tried and true.