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For how old she is, you’d figure she’d have become jaded to the act of breeding by now. ¬_¬
First pregnancy, dude. First pregnancy. Does it make sense? Not at all. I gleefully defy sense and slap it in the face!
Some day you’ll have to explain how she managed to go that long without getting knocked up… or possibly how she keeps getting amnesia…
Didn’t think I’d be agreeing with Phoebe, but the first time around baby kicks creeped me out, too. I got better.
Things living inside other living things are weird.
In any OTHER circumstance but childbirth, we refer to things living inside other living things as “parasites”, so yeah.
They’re cuter when they come out and get cleaned up a bit.
They’re still not that cute. You gotta wait at least three months for the cute to start.
Glad i’m not the only one who doesn’t find babies cute.
Lots of people hate ’em! And God bless those people. They help keep this planet from becoming overpopulated.
Correction: Three Years.
Unfortunately, the problem with those of us who find babies unpleasant… is that we’re NOT the ones contributing our particular preferences to subsequent generations… or at least not as much.
Darwin strikes again.
The baby is already starting with the sibling rivalry.
Well, that’s one way to look at it.
“Squared in the lady-balls”…I just about wet myself on that one! Too darn funny.
I have it on good authority that it’s painful.
I can answer why seamstress sounds naughty in 2 words: Terry Pratchett.
Good answer.
Pregnancy is WAY beyond creepy. Technically a fetus is a parasite. The fetus/baby (parasite) makes the mother’s (host’s) immune system ignore it so that her white blood cells don’t attack, and kill it as it takes oxygen, and nutrients from the mother/host. The greedy little bastards go so far as to to steal calcium from the mother/host’s bones to make it’s own! They just take take take; they even have the nerve to squirm around INSIDE the mother/host just to rub it in. Child birth has more women than anything & everything else ever. And roughly half of all people are females. That makes child birth the leading cause of fatality among humans. All humans. Ever. Think about that for a minute. 99% of everyone that has ever been born is dead now. And approximately half of them died having a baby. God bless you Ladies. Mothers, sisters, wives, and daughters. You’re all crazy…. and we still love you.
Well, you have a point. Several points.
Wait til Hobo has a kidney stone. THAT’ll be an experience.
‘Experience’ is one word for it.