Puck 187

Chapter: The Magic of ChildbirthCharacters: PuckTags: cinnabomb cinnamon bun mall pregnant
True story, man. Well, I wasn’t pregnant at the time, and I didn’t assault any mall security, but I DID go to my usual cinnamon bun supplier at the mall a few months ago to find it had closed down. I was with my kids, and we all cried tears of frustration and sadness. There was no sign to inform us that the store was actually only closed for relocation, nor that the store would reappear in a larger location a few weeks later. At the time, we just knew that it was gone. Rather disconcerting. I mean, where else can you get your Cinnabomb fix? JUNE VOTING INCENTIVE IS IN THE HOUSE!!! The warm weather is here, the parkas have come off, and it’s time to celebrate all that swimwear has to offer. Hit the beach with Phoebe! A vote for Puck on TWC will get you access to this rather special pic – guaranteed to include all of the following: sun, surf, sand, bikini, and palm tree. In no particular order. CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR PUCK!!!

44 Comments

  • I can’t stand cinnabon(which is what I figure that store is referencing, right?), myself. Cinnamon rolls are gross by themselves, but the way that Cinnabon makes them, they’re nasty. It’s like a gob of sugar and cinnamon that just makes my teeth hurt after one. More than one, and I feel like I’m going to vomit.

    It was Cinnabon that turnd me against cinnamon buns; I can’t stand the taste or texture of one to this day because of that store.

    • ElectricGecko

      Hey, don’t trash the divine creators of the greatest mall food on Earth, man. I live for those incredibly moist, incredibly caloric treats. Mind you, I always split one and never eat a whole roll, let alone twelve. I’d say they’re the best cinnamon buns ever, but I happen to know that my wife makes ones that are even better. The snag is that they take hours and hours to make. I’d say those hours are well spent, but that’s easy for me to say because I only do the eating part.

  • David Nuttall

    Cute logo. Quick, register the trademark for the name and logo before somebody beats you to it! Then you can license it and make gobs of money. That way you don’t have to work for a living and instead just make Puck, so you can update it every day instead of every week. Okay, I can dream. 😉

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, ‘Cinnabomb’ is not nearly as great as ‘You Glow, Girl!’ – my slogan for the maternity store. That was marketing gold. And I didn’t trademark that either. Lost opportunities. But hey, trademarking is expensive, man!

  • David Nuttall

    Another thought comes to mind. Puck, you may get rid of much of your added mass during a few hours of labour, but getting rid of the excess calories will take months of hard work. You are not going to notice the difference until the baby moves into a crib instead of sharing your bed within you, but then all that extra calories will be more obvious, especially around the middle. Resist the urge to splurge.

    • ElectricGecko

      I really don’t think it’s the size that’s driving Puck nuts right now. It’s the aches, and the organs being squished into a ridiculously small space, and the general discomfort. I say eat the cinnamon bun(s), Puck!

  • The Occupant

    There is something terribly sexy about her little fangs.

  • Greg White

    It’s sure to be interesting when Puck is in maternity having her little bundle of joy.

  • When my wife was pregnant only Wendy’s baked potatoes could ease her nausea. When they said “sorry sir, we’re out” I wanted to murder them all.

  • Mike Williams

    Is that security guard related to David Spade? His smart mouth is about to get him killed! 😀

  • Greg White

    I hope Puck doesn’t endure a long labour.

  • Valkeiper2012

    Hell, if she goes thru a long labor, the HOSPITAL will have to close down for repairs.

    • ElectricGecko

      You feel strong enough about it to generate a digital collage about how pregnancy has ruined this comic? That’s … sort of almost flattering! I think. Like I’d said before, though, it’ll be over soon! Soonish.

  • Greg White

    Pregnancy is a recurring theme on Angel it appears in all 5 seasons.

  • Rock

    If Puck channels all of this rage into Mama Bear-energy, she’s going to be a much better mother to her flesh-and-blood kid than she apparently was to Daphne… ^^;

  • Krylon

    I do not like to repeat myself, but Puck is really, really, really HOT when she is angry!!!

  • Mahnarch

    Alright, I’ve given you 8 hours of reading, today (80ish comics + comments) Time for a break.

    Now, I can’t decide if I want to watch Netflix or play Kerbal Space Program…

  • Frank Harr

    Mustashes are a god place to hide things. Beards are better. Being Chris Joel is even better.

    Yes, I’ve been reading the alt text, drat you! I’ve also been dipping back at the beginning so I can get ALL of them!

    I’m just a teeny bit . . . what’s the word for it? It’ll come to me.

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