Puck 238

Chapter: The Tale of Two BlondesCharacters: Hotdog Guy PuckTags: family hotdog
NEW VOTING INCENTIVE: PHOEBE IN SPACE! So yeah, I came down with a wicked case of the flu, running a scarily high temperature and all that, so I didn’t get around to doing a voting incentive. Once I got better, though, I dedicated the duration of two ‘Game Grumps’ episodes to the creation of this … er … masterpiece. In HB pencil! With glorious no color! To be honest, on a labor-to-satisfaction level, I do think this picture kind of rocks. Yay for cramming at the last minute! CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR PUCK!!! IN SPACE! WITH SHARKS! As for this comic… The Hotdog Guy returns! Mainly because we haven’t seen him in a million years, and he had to show up sooner or later. Puck doesn’t seem to be eating the hotdogs when she goes there, I’ve realized. The last two times, she’s managed to crush them in uncontrolled rage. Waste of a good hotdog if you ask me. Next week, it’s back to Satan’s mansion as we check in on the craziness over there! Yay!

65 Comments

  • Keith

    While you can’t ‘kill’ family personally…you can make arrangements.

  • Sometimes a hotdog is just a hotdog.
    This is not one of those times.

  • syncline

    Ah, the return of out therapist/vendor.
    So nice to see he’s doing well in both businesses.

  • Greg White

    Puck first met her hotdog therapist in college.

  • Ming the Merciless

    Family life, best described by Dickens: “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,…actually, it’s the wealthy people’s family life, mostly…personally, I was lucky, but you dont need to look far to be appalled by the intensity of hatred siblings have for each others from imagined slights…

  • My girlfriend read this comic a bit before me.
    Her only remark was “why does she have a hotdog and why do I crave one right now?”
    Me? I have no idea what to say about it.
    I am happy to see hotdog guy come back at least.
    …Now let’s see how Phoebe and the others do in Satan’s manor.
    For some reason, I imagine Satan being… Kinder (yes, kinder) than Colin’s family.
    …Weird. Am I the only one who imagines that?
    Probably am.
    Oh well.

    • ElectricGecko

      The Hotdog Guy really is too weird a character to be as infrequently recurrent as he is. But I enjoy the slightly absurd element of it all. And I do think that Satan is the lesser of two evils here.

      • DMC_Run

        That’s because he’s been doing it a tad longer than Colin’s family…
        …there’s no need to “work harder” at it, you see…
        …when you can “work smarter”, & accomplish so much more.

        • ElectricGecko

          When you’re evil that long, it’s hard not to slip a little. You get existential, and start wondering what, exactly, is evil anyway.

  • Maybe if she made it look like an “accident.” And included Colin, too.

  • Greg White

    Puck was pregnant with Miranda the last time she saw her hot dog therapist.

  • A couple hours later, NSP hit the scene. They would have got there sooner, but they stopped for ice cream.

    And they didn’t give Puck any. 😛

    • ElectricGecko

      Dangerous option. Though I think Puck and Ninja Brian would be evenly matched in combat.

      • I think Danny would give Colin some pointers though. 🙂

        • Pat

          Now I understand your treatment of Greg White better Hitokiri.

          • Two things wrong with that statement;

            1. I’ve stopped getting on his case, and chose to ignore him.

            2. He pulls topics out of thin air, while I’m referencing what inspired this month’s voting incentive; the band Ninja S3x Party. Granted, it’s a different song, but it was still contextually appropriate to the comic, and the creator understands and enjoyed the reference.

            However, since you, and many others now that I think about it, initially believed otherwise, I must publicly apologize for the misunderstanding.

          • ElectricGecko

            Hey, let me tell you, you only see the stuff I don’t delete.

  • Too bad Colin wasn’t born a mythical creature of yore, then this whole problem could have been averted. But no, he just had to be a regular human with a rugged beard.

  • Oarboar

    Is that a game of solitaire that Hot Dog Guy has on his tablet?

  • Nick Manly

    When I was living in North Carolina with my ex, she had a few family members like Colin’s without the money. They would visit for too long every so often. At least until I invited some mutual friends, a few lesbians and some minority people. When her family started objecting in a passive aggressive manner, I cheerfully told them that these people were like family to me and I was planning on having them over often.

    The close minded idiots stopped coming shortly after.

  • Mike Williams

    There ‘s something terribly suggestive about how Puck is holding that hotdog at first…and then I’m wincing by panel four. 😀

    • ElectricGecko

      Hey, when you’re in a psychotherapist’s office, things get Freudian!

      • DMC_Run

        Heh.
        Well, you know what they say:
        “A Freudian Slip…
        …is *always* showing.”
        😛
        Unless of course, you’re a Jungian psychoanalyst.
        In which case, it’s not so much a “Freudian Slip”…
        …as merely a “Myth-take”.
        (…*Groan*…)
        😉
        🙂

  • The Occupant

    Angry Puck is so hot and, like any fire, is best admired from a distance.

  • Zero

    Puck got extra cute in this one… for some reason she’s cute when she’s pissed- or is that just me?

    Either way we all know the feeling Puck. Family = Pains in the ass you’re born into and have to deal with until you can flee to a place they won’t go.

    • ElectricGecko

      You can never effectively flee them, though. They find you. They always find you…

      And Puck is definitely extra cute when she’s pissed. Just don’t get close.

  • Timni16

    i have a feeling this is new for puck

    • ElectricGecko

      Annoying relatives are certainly a new phenomenon for her. It’s a total system shock, though she’ll adjust. I think.

  • Rock

    Oh, Puck… This visit is NOT on a Lovecraftian level.

    If it were, your sanity would have been blasted from your abruptly tentacle-infested skull already, and you wouldn’t have a care left in the world. ^^

  • Rock

    How long has it been since the birth now? Because Puck’s tummy is making a very speedy comeback to its pre-pregnancy shape.

    • ElectricGecko

      I dunno, a few weeks? She recovered fast. It happens. My wife wore her regular pre-pregnancy jeans home from the hospital with her first kid. Really, though, it’s that drawing characters with varying weight levels is hard and I jumped at the chance to get back ‘on model’.

  • SotiCoto

    She could just adopt a no-nonsense approach to dealing with Colin’s family. i.e. If they make trouble, they’re not allowed to visit. It is entirely legally enforceable, last I checked.

  • SalemCat

    Whining about Rich People gets old so fast. Some are awful people, others, not. JUST LIKE POOR FOLK.

    Spend a little time giving THANKS for what you have, starting with a full belly. Not many humans have experienced that throughout history, or even today.

    If you want to think a little more, realize that Egyptologists have discovered mummies of Pharoahs, that died from Abbesses in their mouths. In agony.

    The Irony – they were Kings of everyone and everything, worshiped as Gods. Yet they lacked the basic Dental Care that even the underclass in North America has access to.

    I don’t begrudge folk like Heather her luxuries. I’d like to have them. What’s more, I’d like a lot MORE people to live nice.

    That said, where the hell did my ROBOT BUTLER go off to ? (they have robot butlers in Canada, too, right ?)

  • ComedyHobo

    I want a pirate-ninja-robot butler. From space.

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