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I ask you: who doesn’t want an excuse for trashy holiday outfits and horribly awful elf puns? Obviously not me, so step right this way! Starting on the first of December, the Puck gang continues a festive tradition of sexy elves. Because, well… Because. That’s the best I can do.
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As for this comic…
Note that this comic carefully observes the rule of threes, as exemplified by the Three Little Pigs, wherein instance B will closely mirror instance A, but instance C must deviate from the established pattern. Ergo, Puck was already barfed on twice by Phoebe, so by the laws of storytelling, it cannot happen again. But what will happen? Well, whatever it is, it ain’t happening this week, so you’ll just have to wait and see.
Puck 314
Chapter: The Happiest Place in OntarioCharacters: Phoebe PuckTags: barf Canada's Funderland dry heave Monstrosity
VOTE FOR PUCK ON TWC AND GET FESTIVE!!!
I ask you: who doesn’t want an excuse for trashy holiday outfits and horribly awful elf puns? Obviously not me, so step right this way! Starting on the first of December, the Puck gang continues a festive tradition of sexy elves. Because, well… Because. That’s the best I can do.
VOTE TO GET ON THE NAUGHTY LIST, WHERE ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE!
As for this comic…
Note that this comic carefully observes the rule of threes, as exemplified by the Three Little Pigs, wherein instance B will closely mirror instance A, but instance C must deviate from the established pattern. Ergo, Puck was already barfed on twice by Phoebe, so by the laws of storytelling, it cannot happen again. But what will happen? Well, whatever it is, it ain’t happening this week, so you’ll just have to wait and see.
I’ll bet Satan will find out about this and have a field day with it.
Dunno. I guess Daddy would be rather happy his little girl finally got over her nickname.
For some reason, I think Satan would be happily indifferent to all developments in his daughter’s life. But that’s just me.
I’m fortunate to have never experienced this.
What, run out of vomit? I’m sad to say that I have experienced that. It’s not fun. Because you still feel the need to vomit, and the attempt is just as awful as the real thing, but it’s strangely without the sense of release that the real thing provides.
What should have said is that I’ve never sat behind someone puking on a rollercoaster.
I’ve run out of puke plenty of times and still needed to puke. It’s just plain awful.
At the speed of this roller coaster, the puke would actually turn into a fine puke mist. Which would be … pleasant.
Remember when the candle burned at both ends at those times?
That’s how you get over a fear, run out of barf.
Barf: buherrwahh, what can I get you kids?
It’s one approach.
But can you do that on television?
I … vaguely remember that.
I suspect the earlier incidents of issue were deliberately(subconsciously?) aimed
onat Puck for dragging Phoebe onto rides she didn’t want to even be near to, let alone on. Now that her tank is empty she going through the appearance of caring where her boyfriend Ralph ends up.I am surprised that Phoebe is empty. Considering her nick-name “Taco Bell” and the fact she’s SATAN‘s daughter, I imagined that she could give Regan a run for her money.
( If anything looks funny in this post it’s because I’m learning to use HTML Tags. )
Well, I got the tags correct, but I put the emphasis on the wrong words and I forgot an ‘s .
If there’s one thing I’ve learned from Marvel and DC comics, it’s that there is no such thing as emphasis on the wrong words. Just make a random smattering of them bold and call it a day.
Maybe Phoebe’s gotten soft in her old age. She can’t manage to barf the same that she used to. I mean, if we’re talking stomach capacity, I used to eat SEVEN PLATES at the buffet when I was a teen. Now I struggle with one.
And your HTML tags are beautiful. Keep it up, man.
The other shoe WILL drop! the Fates are not gonna let Puck get away with this!
Bwuhahahahah
Well, you’re right in that. There needs to be some other form of retribution. But … what?
well, there ARE other organs which hold liquids in the body.
The bladder comes to mind
Yeah, I’ve never been on a ride where someone barfed (that I know of!), but I have been on a few that suddenly smell like the far side of the dumpster behind a nightclub!
Ew. Just ew. Pure ew.
That’s why those seats are hard plastic and easily wiped down.
As much as I loved the adventures of Doggy Dan its kind of nice to see you are back in the cheesecake business for voting incentives. I honestly think you missed your true calling EG. Designing stripper outfits! My friend you would make a killing! But I imagine your wife might think about doing a little killing too, eh? They never understand.
Next stop: designing for Victoria’s Secret! Man, what kind of dream job would that be? That’s, like, better than playing in major league sports. But yeah, my wife would definitely not be cool with that.
maybe not cool.
maybe COLD
Eat something, Phoebe. You’ll vomit better.
Ugh, recently eaten vomit is the worst, man. So chunky. So fresh.
You, Robert, are an Evil Genious. I tip my glass to you!
E.G.
Electric Gecko.
Evil Genius.
OMG!!! It was right there in front of us the whole time!!!
OMG indeed.
I love how Puck leans to the side and the person behind Phoebe peeks and seems worried to what’s going on (which I just realized is your alt-text, too; go me!) I do have to agree with Puck that it’s kinda… Lame that she only *now* realizes she should try *not* vomit all over Puck.
As for horrible elf puns… I love horrible puns.
Horrible puns are not really permitted in the comic, but in voting incentives? Anything goes, man.
Love Phebe’s holding her hair out of harm;s way. I can see you have been around nauseous women Pregnant wives especially! 😉
The hair hold is an instinctual sort of thing. All women with long hair will instinctively sweep it to safety.
The man sitting behind Phoebe missed his chance to use the most gallant pickup line: “May I hold your hair while you vomit?”
It is important to do so while leaning around the side where the barf emitter is not aimed. Or so they say.
Women who are about to vomit or in the process of vomiting are seldom receptive to any type of pickup line.
Oh god the dry heaves. I honestly would rather barf. The dry heaving hurts so bad and it doesn’t help when your oh-so-loving family member decides it’s “morning sickness”. I have an urge to hug Pheobe. Bad Puck, leave the poor hellspawn alone
I’d feel worse for her if I didn’t suspect that her subconscious was actively controlling the whole thing to exact vengeance on Puck.
I predict that this time, Puck will surprise herself by being the one to suddenly lose her lunch (and corndogs and funnel cakes and cotton candy and popcorn and maple-syrup-covered-beaver-fritters).
I was actually thinking the same thing, until I got a different idea.
Phoebe won’t hurl, but Puck will.
And, it’ll turn out the Prince actually is on the coaster!
(did I make this joke already on the last comic? I’m too lazy to look)
All possibilities. (None of them right, but hey, possibilities nonetheless…)
It’s a good thing Phoebe didn’t have Ye Grape Drinke before boarding – a perfectly bad Purple Rain joke wasted.
Dang it. This is the problem with having readers who come up with better material than I do.
The voting incentive wasn’t just a pun or a tease, there actually was a sexy elf. What madness is this?
I never cheap out on sexy elves. They’re too precious a commodity.
so it looks like Daphne’s real family is sitting down on the coaster right in front of puck. but it looks like her dad must have been a wolf or chupacabra or something though.
Really, huh? Resemblance not intended. But no, I think Daphne’s real family is not of the human variety. I don’t think.
I wonder . . will the park announce finding a lost baby over the PA system just as the roller coaster reaches the top, at that moment just before heading down? Will Puck’s shriek of fury burn out the loudspeakers and hearing aids for ten miles around? Will Colin join the Foreign Legion and scream like a little girl whenever he sees the colour red? Will Daphne and Taylor manage a “Great Escape” jail break? Damn it, I want to know and I have to waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiittttttt!
No to all of those, so you don’t have to wait!
I read that line of questioning in the same manner as the outro to ‘Soap’. 😀
“Will Burts’ alien double finally reveal himself to Mary?”
My God Gecko! What cruelty to She-Devils is this? Did you mistake to draw Phoebe’s Devil-Tail or did you have poor Phoebe docked just so you can have…
“…Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight”
Uh, what you talkin’ ’bout, Willis? Phoebe has a tail in the voting incentive (look to the left of her coming around the dresser) and she has a tail in the comic (tucked under and between her legs, which admittedly doesn’t look very comfortable, but where else would a tail go on a chair like that?) so I’m confused.
When I first looked at the Incentive, Phoebe was missing her tail. It is there now, admittedly – but since it is near Christmas I thought I would break into “Jingle Bells”… using the somewhat old/odd meaning of the words “docked” and “bob” (Something about the removal of an animal’s tail) as the link to hold these ideas together…
Dude, it was there when you first looked at it. Seriously, I’d admit if I altered it but I didn’t. (I almost forgot to put it in when I was drawing it, but I remembered it at the last second. Heck, I could photograph the original inked page for you! Tail’s there!) The joke, though, was pretty legit. I give you props.
As a kid I was absolutely terrified of rollercoasters unlike my siblings. You’re pretty much at the mercy of a beer-stewed operator and the contraption itself.
Never barfed but still…
I love roller coasters. My parents do too. My children follow in my footsteps. But my wife? She hates them, never goes on them, and comes from a whole family where no one ever rides roller coasters ever. I think it’s genetic.
I think Phoebe is overdue for a ‘wardrobe malfunction” considering her attire, and the number of times she’s ridden a rollercoaster today. OFC that’s wishful thinking.
It doesn’t happen because of the gravity-defying nature of her clothing. Physics = BROKEN!
Hey, it’s GAZORP GUY !
It’s time to bring him back !
BEST – CAMEO – EVER !