Puck 349

Chapter: The Happiest Place in OntarioCharacters: Phoebe PuckTags: bangs makeover
NEW VOTING INCENTIVE: SEXY NUDES!!! There's a new voting incentive up on TWC! Yes, SEXY NUDES! Yes, starring PUCK and PHOEBE! What the people ask for! CLICK HERE TO GO NUDE! ALSO… Just a friendly reminder that if you want the PUCK+ experience, including access to all the past voting incentives, some sneak peaks, and other extra junk, you can become a patron of Puck for only a dollar a month! CLICK HERE TO BECOME A PATRON OF PUCK! A PUCKTRON? That sounds rad, like gestalt transformer or something! As for this comic… Yes, Phoebe’s hair is changing. Slightly. I’ve heard from readers for a while now that they find Phoebe’s hair choice … puzzling. More specifically, I’ve heard readers questioning the bangs, and the placement of the clip and the bangs, and whether she actually has any hair up front, or whether she has a receding hairline, and ENOUGH! True story: I invented Phoebe’s hair style almost twenty years ago now, and designed it mainly as a somewhat abstracted visual shorthand. It really doesn’t make sense. When I restarted the comic in 2011, I decided to keep the bangs and the hair clip out of fear that changing would make Phoebe less like Phoebe. Fast forward to 2016: I’m more confident with the character models, and, as my wife so aptly put it, “Bangs everywhere have had their day.” So a change. Those of you who are curious about the contents of the makeover article in Phoebe’s fashion mag can check out a readable version over on my Patreon feed! Just a buck a month to get access to the Puck+ experience!

137 Comments

  • I feel Phoebe’s pain.
    For while I would let my hair grow out into a pony tail, which I pretty much liked, and then cut it off to mail to one of those places that made wigs for cancer kids or something. Hopefully it was not a scam.
    When my hair was short it looked ok and when it was long enough to tie up, it looked ok, there there’s this intermediate step where it’s just awful. Awful.
    Of course, it’s worse for Phoebe because she must be accustomed to looking stunning all the time – precisely the opposite of my experience – so the contrast in appearance must sting more. It brings her down from a 10.0 to a 9.5 or maybe a 9.3 – a much bigger fall than going from a 3.0 to a 2.3, as in my case.

  • Sandia

    Man, Phobe is really scared of being out of style.

    … I guess you could even say she has a Phoebia.

    • PueyMcCleary

      If she has a phobia of being unPhoebe-ish, perhaps she has aphoebephobia. Although “aphoebephobia” could also mean having a fear of darkness or a fear of being un-Apollo-like.

      • ElectricGecko

        Or a fear of Vietnamese noodles: phophobia. Phoebe fears pho, but she fears it specifically when served to her, making it a phoforphoebephobia.

    • ElectricGecko

      And if you were afraid of Phoebe, you’d have a phoebephobia. And if Phoebe were afraid of Phoebe, she’d have a phoebephoebia. And if the puddle paddle battle is a battle in a bottle and bottle’s on a poodle and the poodle’s eating noodles…

  • PueyMcCleary

    I hope that Phoebe does grow a full Cousin It set of tresses.

    (Was “Cousin It” an affection nickname for that Adams? Or was his first name actually “It?” Maybe the Doctor said, “It’s an Adams,” and that’s how It got It’s name. And yes, I know that “It’s” looks wrong, but what am I going to do? It is an awkward pronoun.)

  • pat

    The in between hair is a candidate for a ball cap, touque, stocking cap, or -shudder- one of those hipster style stolen rastafari hats.

  • pat

    Oh, Gecko. You are insane man. I can not handle the nudes.

  • As someone who is slowly but surely losing his hair, I’d give anything to look like my before picture.

    • ElectricGecko

      You somehow never see that in the fashion mags: the slow, inexorable march of time turned into a before-and-after reverse makeover experience. Fashion mags don’t get that existential, I guess. Except during that brief period where Samuel Beckett wrote for Vogue.

      • Palagpat

        As I recall, he was just the photographer. I’m pretty sure the editor thought the pictures were backwards and put them back in the “right” order.

    • pat

      Which is why I should be elected mayor. Every male teenager should be forced to forgo haircuts from the time they become a tween to the time they can legally drink. That hair is then put into a number of wiggeries in order to cure male pattern halitosis.

    • I shaved my head to escape that. Or rather, escape the appearance that I’m going bald; with a shaved head, it appears to be my choice, not of hair loss.

      Not to say that there aren’t downsides; I can’t go run around on a sunny day without sunscreen or a hat, and a “toque”, as your canadian friend would call it, is pretty much mandatory in winter due to heat loss from a bald head. But since I was doing that anyway BEFORE the hairloss, it doesn’t bother me too much.

      Still, small price to pay to fool my brain into thinking it’s a choice for me to be bald. 🙂

      • ElectricGecko

        Well, the Romans believed it was far more noble to fall to your own sword than your enemy’s, so I see where you’re coming from.

  • Debra McKinney

    You know what bangs do to your skin!!! Yuck acne for life.

  • DLKmusic

    I dunno… she looks awful sexy with the long bangs.
    Almost like she spent a lot of time making herself look like she doesn’t give a damn about how she looks!

    • ElectricGecko

      Long bangs say “I’m so cool, I don’t even have to look at you. Or anyone else, for that matter. That’s how cool I am.” That’s … kind of sexy, I guess?

      Observation on bangs: I see no actual women walking around sporting bangs anymore. It seems to be a mostly dead hair style. And YET… I periodically see big celebrities like Taylor Swift sporting bangs. Maybe they’re just on the cusp of coming back?

  • Brian

    Re: the vote incentive: I’m starting to feel like Charlie Brown and the football.

  • Phoebe’s horns don’t leave much leeway to experiment with new hairstyles but the journey to a new look should be fun in the trial and error kind of way.

    I grown accustomed to the 80s-90s bang look on her… kinda kitschy I suppose.

    • ElectricGecko

      It was time for a change. And I have a clear concept of how to change it, while working around the horns and all that. Should be interesting.

  • Kaiser

    I was admittingly one of those who were curious about her hair (though I never voiced it, because I figured ‘why should I’?)
    Now I’m curious what she’ll look like with her new hairstyle.
    Also, the voting incentive’s not a *lie*. So that’s a bonus.

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, I always say that I never listen to criticism unless it resonates with me. So people have told me lots of things are wrong with the comic, but if I feel their criticisms just don’t reflect how I feel internally, I ignore them. But with the Phoebe hair thing, it got me thinking “You know, that DOES look really kind of weird.” So change is coming.

  • Peya Luna

    idea one: hairclips. pink and glittery, cause its phoebe 😉
    idea two: braid it back/around the horns
    idea three: use super-strong hairgel to wrap/glue it around the horns

  • People pick their style in high school and pretty much stick with it. At least that works with guys and clothes. Girls and hair…well, don’t shock us too much when you redo Puck and Phoebe and their ‘dos..

    • ElectricGecko

      Puck’s hair was actually redone when I resumed the comic in 2011. She went from a center part to a side part, with a clip or bow on the other side. I’ve also tweaked how I draw the front of her hair a few times, and despite the fact that Phoebe is supposed to be the fashion maven, Puck’s the one who changes her hair style way more often, ranging from buns to ponytails to that infamous pigtails episode.

      Maybe Phoebe will experiment a bit more from this point forward. I’m going to do something sort of fun with her hair in an upcoming story arc, so we’ll see where it goes.

  • sigpig

    Re: alt-text. When I saw “Phoebe” and “long bangs” in the same sentence, it got me feeling a little… tingly… in the nether regions… lol

  • nicedayformayhem

    Went nude, was not disappointed

  • Susan Schroeder

    I tried bangs/longer hair last year. I found myself more and more standing in front of the mirror muttering curses and whacking at my hair . Finally, my bf gave me a coupon for Tony & Guy and I went. She pretty much cut my hair back like it was before I started growing. I *hate* it when my hair got in my eyes.

    • ElectricGecko

      Bangs need to be cut well above the eyes, IMHO, but cutting them that high is now viewed as super uncool. So yeah, it’s a pitfall-laden hair style.

    • Salem Cat

      Come on, Susan.

      Do not fret.

      We’ve seen no pics – no need.

      Your soul is hot as hell. That’s plenty.

      Your BF is one lucky guy.

      If he is not reading and voting for PUCK – treat him like Colin !!!

      • Susan Schroeder

        Oh, yeah, me and my hundred pound body bullying his six foot self.
        Him lucky? He’d better know it!

        • SalemCat

          Just fight dirty. I always do.

          Just to brag: I caught a few mice this week. They squeak so cute !

          A really pretty Blue Wren as well. Almost felt guilty. (snicker)

  • Buggle

    I’ve always thought that women with bangs like Phoebe’s looked kind of immature, like little girls or teenagers. I’m curious to see what new impression she gives off without bangs – my sister looked less approachable before she got bangs, and when she did people started calling her cute.

    • ElectricGecko

      The cuteness factor was always a consideration. But I do feel that Phoebe has somewhat moved away from the cuteness model and moved toward a weirdly offbeat sort of elegance. She’s less goofy, is more often the straight man in the joke, and yeah. Different hair needed.

  • Greg White

    Phoebe really needs to get rid of the long bangs.She also needs to ditch those glasses and wear the Clark Kent style.

  • drakeye

    phoebe out of fashion, what will her dad and step-mom(?) think?

  • sigpig

    Having lived in Hamilton for over 40 years, I have found that the denizens of that city rare4ly, if ever, keep their hair up-to-date. I still see Farrah Fawcett feathered locks on young women in their TWENTIES, simply because that’s how their mom styled it for them all their lives…

  • Salem Cat

    Oh My Whiskers …. Phoebe has “Katy Perry” Bangs. And Katy is Sexxy !

    I vote for NO CHANGE.

    • ElectricGecko

      Katy Perry, I feel, is probably the closest living equivalent of Phoebe. She’s not an exact copy, but there’s a resonance.

  • Greg White

    I have a real fondness for Clark Kent style glasses because I’m a big fan of his superhero persona Superman.

  • Palagpat

    For what it’s worth, I liked Phoebe’s bangs. Of course, I may be biased, my wife has similar hair. She had the bangs when we were first married, then for a few years she grew them out and tried a number of different things. In the end, she decided nothing else looked right on her, and she has gone back to the bangs.

    And no disrespect to Gecko’s wife or anyone else claiming “fashion of the day,” but there will always be people for whom bangs are the best option, usually owing to a high forehead. As evidence, I’ll cite Bettie Page. Bangs were definitely not in fashion when she began wearing them, but a photographer recommended them to better frame her face. I don’t know anyone who has looked at a picture of her and said, “those bangs look terrible!” Sometimes, you just have to go with what works for you, regardless of the dictates of fashion and its ever-changing whims.

    That’s why I continue to sport my “Flock of Seagulls” with pride! (I kid, I kid!)

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, good point. And full disclosure: my wife once had bangs, had bangs when I met her. (Actually, she had a hair style very similar to Phoebe’s hair style from the original comic.) She lost the bangs somewhere along the way, never went back. So she’s biased.

      I do like bangs, really. I think, though, that the way I drew the bangs, with the weird clip behind (which makes no sense) and the implied baldness and stuff what with the exposed skin behind the bangs, it didn’t work. She might go back to bangs after a while, but the way I draw them will be different.

      • Susan Schroeder

        I tried to grow bangs to look younger. The hairdresser told me that people might start asking my bf if I were his daughter.

        • ElectricGecko

          And that’s one of the reasons my wife grew out her bangs. She grew tired of people saying she looked like a teen. It’s always been a bit of a problem for her. She recently got carded at the liquor store by a stern guy who refused to let her purchase any wine until he’d seen her driver’s license. The drinking age here is 19.
          “I’m in my forties!” my wife protested.
          “Uh huh,” the guy replied. “License please.”
          When she finally produced it, the guy looked a little stunned. It’s probably best she doesn’t go back to bangs.

          • I’ve always gotten carded for things like booze, R rated movies and M rated games (both 17+ for our international readers) all my life, so I just have mine ready.

            Interestingly, a lot of businesses in my area are not making people swipe the ID when someone tries to buy “age gated” stuff. My 60 year old dad told me about that when he went into the liquor store one time; clearly greying and with a receding hairline, and he got carded due to the new system. He said they had signs out front warning about the new system, and the employee had to APOLOGIZE to him about having to check, and swipe, his ID because a lot of older customers got upset!

            Personally though, I like that system, because it prevents both underage purchases and fake IDs since it has to check to ensure the ID is real. 🙂

          • ElectricGecko

            Swipe? You swipe ID? Seriously? You Americans. You take this stuff seriously. There’s no swiping up here. And there’s no requirement that you have to see ID no matter what. The guideline is that clerks are supposed to card you if you look under the age of 25. Sadly, I have honestly only been carded ONCE in my life, and that was after I pulled up to a bar on my mountain bike. I was also 19 at the time (legal drinking age here), so yeah. Carded once. Never ever again. I guess I don’t look young for my age.

          • “Now making people swipe the ID”, not “not making”. Typo hell! 🙁

          • SalemCat

            “Personally though, I like that system, because it prevents both underage purchases and fake IDs since it has to check to ensure the ID is real.”

            I really like that system.

            People that are not in a country legally have no ID.

        • Salem Cat

          “The hairdresser told me that people might start asking my bf if I were his daughter.”

          Oh, come on.

          We all know you hear that all the time.

          And your BF does not mind it.

  • Fyrebrand

    Well played… Well played…

  • Well, I’m curious what the ‘After’-picture will look like. ^_^

    • ElectricGecko

      The hope will be that the after pic won’t look very different from the before pic – just a slight tweak, really.

  • SalemCat

    Ricky Fang has the right idea – lose the Hair Clip, and fill out Phoebe’s Hair around her Horns.

    Keep the Bangs.

  • Greg White

    I,ll bet that Phoebe’s mother was there when her father hit the ground after losing the war in Heaven and being cast out.

    • DLKmusic

      Uhm, I thought Phoebe’s mother was Elizabeth Taylor… ?

    • SalemCat

      For those that wonder if the Canadian Satan has any powers, granting Immortality is a pretty big one….

      https://puckcomics.com/?comic=puck-243

      • ElectricGecko

        That might be retconned at some point in time. I was never really happy with that explanation. I think maybe Liz might have been an immortal being to start with. She might have told her daughter that convenient story, but no.

    • Buggle

      You make the most random comments…

      • Salem Cat

        Um, thanks.

        But go up 5 or so comments to see what Greg White said about Phoebe’s mom.

        I thought he was cray-cray, but the Gecko did not.

      • Salem Cat

        “You make the most random comments…”

        I just tie one end of my pretty red ball of yarn to any ongoing thread, give it a good hard bat of the paw, and my thoughts (if you want to call them that) begin wherever it rolls to (which is usually right underneath Baldie snoring on his La-Z-Boy).

        Cats are easily distracted.

      • ElectricGecko

        You don’t even get to read all the ones of his I don’t approve! You don’t know the half of it!

        • Salem Cat

          It’s a good thing (for me) that my short term memory matches my attention span, or I may be offended that…. um, that…., um, that…. ???

          • ElectricGecko

            I wasn’t talking about you. Nor was Buggle. When a conversation tree in WordPress gets really long, you have to look very carefully at the indenting of the post. If the post is tabbed to the left of yours, then it means the reply is actually to a post above yours. In this case Greg’s. And I was talking about him.

          • Salem Cat

            “I wasn’t talking about you. Nor was Buggle.”

            Aw shucks.

          • Buggle

            Yeah, I’ve noticed Greg White makes random, and somewhat inane comments that often have little to do with the subject matter of the comic – or what anyone else has brought up.

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