Puck 544

Chapter: Junior PromCharacters: Daphne Tyler (aka Taylor)Tags: phone prom
A MAY VOTING INCENTIVE CAVALCADE! We're doing a Tracee retrospective this month! Every few days, another classic voting incentive will pop up! Make sure to vote often and catch them all! VOTE FOR FAKE TANS! As for this comic... I know that Daphne really had no place to keep a phone, but that's nothing new for this comic. Characters have been pulling stuff out of hammerspace for years. Really, it mostly comes from the fact that, as a guy with guy clothes and functional pockets, I never need to think about things like purses or handbags or clutches. And so I never remember to draw them. So then this sort of thing happens. This is it, by the way. The night is now done. I mean, there's the aftermath of the following morning and such, but prom night is finally, finally over. Only took two years.

145 Comments

  • ChrisH

    In any power struggle, the side with higher technology usually wins.
    😉

    • ElectricGecko

      I thought the side with more to lose usually wins. Which works here too, maybe?

    • Pat

      This doesn’t explain the Ewoks though.

      • SalemCat

        @Pat

        George Lucas’s hope of selling millions of stuffed, cuddly toys, explains the Ewoks.

        And his desire to appear “kewl” explains the “Jamaican” Jar-Jar Binks.

        I would have applauded his removal from the ongoing Star Wars films, if not for the fact his replacements were even more wretched than he.

  • JJR

    Mama bear is pushing him into her arms.

  • Oldarmourer

    The notification on a phone is whatever you change it to 😉

  • Thisguy

    Brilliant story arc. I throughly enjoyed it. It goes a long way to giving a lot more character growth to Daphne and Tyler. I love that last panel. That’s someone who took a chance and it paid off.
    This arc had a lot of focus and characterisation from several major characters that were not the main character (Not that I mind). Such as Tracee and Phoebe. I hope we find out about Phoebes night the next day. And see some follow up on Satan and Tracee. Theirs is also an interesting relationship.
    Um..l anyway. Keep up the good work.

  • JJR

    I once knew a girl in high school who used her bra as a purse.
    So yeah.

    • David Nuttall

      For the well-endowed, lots of things can end up in there other than just dormant milk-production facilities, if the rest of the attire does not have convenient storage locations, like pockets.

    • ElectricGecko

      I think you would need to be of a certain size that way to effectively pull that off. Not sure it would work here.

      • I know women who go to dance clubs who store all their valuables down the cleavage. However, that’s a sweaty place (especially while enthusiastically dancing) so it goes into zip-lock bags first.

        …Also potential for much amusement if you know their phone number, that their phone is set to vibrate, and time it juuuust right… 😀

  • Brother Parvus

    That last panel is sublime; Daffy looks angelic!

    • ElectricGecko

      It took a while to generate that panel. Lighting is really, REALLY hard to pull off with the software I use to make this comic. When you’re working in vector, everything is formula-based shapes and transparency layers. So you can’t just ‘paint in’ color according to what looks right. You have to build the picture up, almost like architecture, with shadow layers and highlight layers and other stuff. It’s hard work but it’s fun to play with on special occasions like this.

  • mermaidan

    Youth will be served.

  • This is not only a satisfying resolution to the prom story, but a setup for later hijinks as needed. That’s the best kind of character development (in fiction and IRL!)

  • Must have good ears if he can hear his mother say that from upstairs.

    • maarvarq

      If his bedroom is at the front of the house, he had his window open, and Mama said that as loudly as she seemed to, then he probably wouldn’t have had much difficulty hearing her. Maybe he just knew that’s what she was going to say.

  • Ichneumon

    Mom: “Don’t come back!”
    Dad: “See you later.”

    Dad knows.

  • Just Sumguy

    So, now all that’s left is Phoebe, Papa Shnorf, Puck, and Colin.

    • Mikey

      Good point. We gotta know what happened with them! On the other hand, seeing them the next morning will suffice. Will Phoebe be doing the walk of shame?

      And I’ll have to agree with EG’s analysis – men probably don’t think as much about where things like the phone came from. Or at least I don’t initially, even though I tend to catch stuff like that while watching movies for some reason.

      • ElectricGecko

        Women’s clothing is REALLY impractical in terms of storage. Even when they have pockets, the pockets are only about one inch deep and are totally useless. I work with a lot of women in an office that has a locking door. I am constantly opening doors for said women because they didn’t bother to bring their keys. Bringing your keys along for women involves either bringing your purse or rooting around in your purse for them and then carrying them by hand, so I understand why they often don’t. Suffice it to say that I am never without my keys.

        I teach two students who are impressive seamstresses and have plans to get into the fashion industry. One of their big innovations is the daring move to put actual pockets onto actual women’s clothes – like pockets on skirts and things. I think they might just become billionaires.

        • Sonorous

          Theories on lack of functional pockets in women’s fashion:
          1) Form-fitting designs look like crap when pockets have ANYTHING in them. so functional pockets are excluded to not ruin the ‘look’.
          2) Designers want women to buy their accessories – deliberate exclusion of pockets to force the purchase of expensive purse/clutch/bag. Pure money grab.

          • ElectricGecko

            I’ve heard the theories. But it takes just one company willing to buck the trend…

          • HKMaly

            The theory I heard is that designers think of woman AS accessory to a man. She’s only supposed to look pretty, the man can carry everything needed.

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, we’ll get to them soon enough. Though Puck and Colin are more a slow brew.

  • LaughingDemon

    Awwww.

  • Javada

    I … really don’t know how to feel about this.

    I mean, Daphne is NOT a nice person and, at times, not even a likable character. I could list her flaws, but that would take too long and yet … I kinda want them to end up together. I don’t see either of them ever changing and yet they are both tolerant enough of the other and care enough about the other to NOT force them to change into something they are not.

    So … yeah … not sure if I support this but glad it happened.

    • ElectricGecko

      Yeah, I get where you’re coming from on this. But like many things in life, I’m not sure it’s a good thing or a bad thing. As Tyler notes, it’s just … a thing that’s happening. It’s got positives and negatives. Could be better. But could also be A LOT worse.

    • Lokitsu

      @Javada- I think you just described Puck and Colin. Daphne really is their kid.

  • Paul

    Daphne is a career criminal, she knows where to stash a phone.

  • Immortal_Knight

    is Daphne gonna remember she lost a shoe? lol.

    • ElectricGecko

      I am going to assume that she went and grabbed the shoe at some prior point, maybe before she went to the door. I did remember that she lost a shoe, but didn’t want to make a big deal out of it. Note that I hid the foot in question just to avoid continuity complaints, though.

  • Pat

    Enquiring minds want to know:

    1. Has Puck regained all of her lost memories?
    2. Are we going to see any aftermath of “The Reign of the Hammond Prom Queen?” If so, will it be by the cop who woke up Miranda causing Collin to Hulk Out.
    3. Papa Schnorf and Phoebe. . . . .
    4. White Castle
    5. Not sure, what else is there? Did I leave anything out? Like
    6 Who shot Mr. Burns?
    7 who shot J.R.?
    8 Where’s the beef?
    9 Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too?

    • ElectricGecko

      1) Probably.
      2) No, that’s up to your imagination.
      3) Soon enough.
      4) Not in Canada.
      5) You’re getting greedy.
      6) Maggie Simpson
      7) It was a dream.
      8) Wendy’s.
      9) No. No, I would not.

      • Pat

        Oh hell. Now I have to look forward to Salem’s answer. Besides, it was more fishing for the funny than being greedy.

        • SalemCat

          @Pat

          one word: TRACEEE !!!

          • Pat

            Let’s see…..

            1. Has Puck regained all of her lost memories? TRACEEE !!!

            2. Are we going to see any aftermath of “The Reign of the Hammond Prom Queen?” If so, will it be by the cop who woke up Miranda causing Collin to Hulk Out. TRACEEE !!!
            3. Papa Schnorf and Phoebe. . . . . TRACEEE !!!
            4. White Castle. TRACEEE !!!
            5. Not sure, what else is there? Did I leave anything out? Like TRACEEE !!!
            6 Who shot Mr. Burns? TRACEEE !!!
            7 who shot J.R.? TRACEEE !!!
            8 Where’s the beef? TRACEEE !!!
            9 Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too? TRACEEE !!!
            10 the best way to copy an image? TRACEEE !!!

      • SalemCat

        @ Pat

        😛

        Someone’s been paying attention !

        • Pat

          I don’t know there cat. Let’s look again.

          1. Has Puck regained all of her lost memories? TRACEEE !!!
          Is TRACEEE!!! purposely intervening with Puck’s meals. I don’t think so, she’d be to busy running her little empire at Satan’s house to keep Puck out of her full faculties. Faculties, see what I did there?

          2. Are we going to see any aftermath of “The Reign of the Hammond Prom Queen?” If so, will it be by the cop who woke up Miranda causing Collin to Hulk Out. TRACEEE !!!
          Does TRACEEE !!! know of her? I doubt it.

          3. Papa Schnorf and Phoebe. . . . . TRACEEE !!!
          Maybe if she caught them in Satan’s matter bedroom throwing handfuls of skittles, pixie sticks and bottle caps at each other.

          4. White Castle. TRACEEE !!!
          She doesn’t have the political clot unless she was able to effectively position Howlers to block their entry into Canada. But busty waitresses in skimpy uniform/chicken wing establishments didn’t come onto the scene until the 1980s. White Castle was coming with steam grills since about the 1915’s. Just like the beginning of the designs on Daphne’s dress.
          5. Not sure, what else is there? Did I leave anything out? Like TRACEEE !!! Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

          6 Who shot Mr. Burns? TRACEEE !!! I don’t think she would have been able to get the work visa required to be legally in the US in order to commit such an illegal act. Besides, I think she’s a bit more under handed to such a point that holding a handgun would be such a bore.

          7 who shot J.R.? TRACEEE !!! Your dream girl in a dream sequence, how does that translate to a global experience without Max Headroom?

          8 Where’s the beef? TRACEEE !!! I should hippie so, their (is that the correct usage Gecko?) may be a bit of a shortage.

          9 Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too? TRACEEE !!!
          I don’t think that TRACEE !!! drinks cola, soda or pop.

          10 the best way to copy an image? TRACEEE !!!
          Does she own a Xerox machine?

  • Drakeye

    Tyler you just made her week with that message.

  • Justin

    Very good 🙂

    My phone makes one ding for a text and two dings for an email, so, totally possible.

  • Tio Willie

    Brilliant finish to this arc! The last frame alone makes it worth it. I love everything about it. The lighting/shading and don’t get me started on Daphne’s face! Damn that was a fun ride.

  • FuryoftheStars

    My girlfriend’s daughter, for prom last year and this year (albeit its been cancelled) bought prom dresses with built in pockets. They’re not easy to see, either.

    Just putting that out there. 🙂

  • Took me a while to notice (Because it’s harder to notice something that looks right compared to something that stands out as glaringly wrong) but I really love the slight change to Phoebe’s hair you’ve achieved by sweeping it in front of her horns.
    I DO grasp the anatomical sense in not having a narrow patch of hair growing between her forehead and horns, or growing out from the horn-base itself, but the net effect has always been that she had extreme M-shape of male-pattern baldness… which is kind of jarring in a female character meant to be one of the most attractive persons any of the other characters will ever meet.
    Sweeping a lock in front of the horn covers the bizarre “baldness”. Comb-overs in general may be the sad denial of middle-aged men that fools no one… but THIS fools me enough that it works! Bravo! ^_^

  • Pat

    You know, there are people on here who believe that because of Daphne’s Shenanigans think that she deserves only the worst in life. However, she’s just achieved a bit of nirvana, not karma, in that she feels that she’s finally connected with someone on all levels that matter.

    • ElectricGecko

      This is a comic where patently bad people meet reasonably good ends. Not sure where I’m going with that, but … it is what it is.

      • SalemCat

        @EG

        I have always been a huge fan of tales of Redemption.

        Even the Bible has one: “The Prodigal Son”.

        Though my favorite is “The Christmas Carol”, where the evil Scrooge is redeemed.

        That said, I always hoped Kim Jong Un would choose Prosperity over Power, and free the North Korean people from their ongoing horror.

        Still, I have no faith what-so-ever that Daffy will ever be a nice person.

        Poor Tyler !

        • Valkeiper2020

          Salem, there’s more chance of Wile E Coyote catching the Road Runner (or Bugs Bunny, for that matter), than the idiot of north korea giving up power.

  • Probably not where you were going but …of course the author knows his characters better than anyone else … but Daphne is only teenager, and not the worst teenager I’ve ever known, despite the early trauma of abandonment. Daphne has yet to develop a conscience (and her mom’s no help in that area!) but perhaps a relationship w/Ty, who showed some independence from her by inviting Hannah, will help her see a better way – if only to confuse Momma Grizzly.
    But perhaps not; some never do develop a conscience, and anyway how could Good Daphne be funny? It is a burden indeed to be a fictional character.

    • ElectricGecko

      I think you’re on the right track. She’s on a path to not being super villain, thanks to some of the positive influences around her. Of course, she’ll be conflicted the whole way, so there’s still lots of room for comedic potential.

  • Frank Harr

    I’d like to get that kind of message.

    :))))))

    • Pat

      You and me both. although I’m not sure if 555-HOT-CHICK will answer as a hot girl or Rob Schneider.

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, it’s not an uncommon message. I mean, even if you’re asking, “We going for tacos now?” someone might answer, “This is TOTALLY a thing that’s happening!”

  • SalemCat

    I’d not be surprised even if Daffy ate her children.

    After all, her “adopted” mom, Robin did !

  • The Walking Anomaly

    I wonder, might this be the first time Daphne is absolutely certain about being loved?

  • mermaidan

    It’s time for some Phoebe. Her absence is flattening my curve.

  • Brother Parvus

    This is mainly for EG, and you should feel free to can it, but for a long time I’ve wanted to contribute one of my favorite lyrics:
    Ag gabháil dom sior chun Droichead Uí Mhóradha,
    Píce im dhóid ‘s mé ag dul i meithil,
    Cé casfaí orm i gcuma ceoidh,
    Ach pocán crón is é ar buile.
    Ailliliú, puilliliú, ailliliú tá an puc ar buile!
    Ailliliú, puilliliú,
    Ailliliú
    Tá an puc ar buile!
    Do ritheamar trasna trí ruillógach,
    Is do ghluais an comhrac ar fud na muinge,
    Is treascairt do bhfuair sé sna turtóga,
    Chuas ina ainneoin ina dhrom le fuinneamh.
    Ailliliú, puilliliú, ailliliú tá an puc ar buile!
    Ailliliú, puilliliú,
    Ailliliú
    Tá an puc ar buile!
    Níor fhág sé carraig go raibh scót ann,
    Ná gur rith le fórsa chun mé a mhilleadh,
    S’Ansan sea do cháith sé an léim ba mhó,
    Le fána mhór na Faille Bríce.
    Ailliliú, puilliliú, ailliliú tá an puc ar buile!
    Ailliliú, puilliliú,
    Ailliliú
    Tá an puc ar buile!
    Bhí garda mór i mBaile an Róistigh,
    Is bhailigh fórsa chun sinn a chlipeadh,
    Do bhuail sé rop dá adhairc sa tóin ann,
    S’dá bhríste nua do dhein sé giobail.
    Ailliliú, puilliliú, ailliliú tá an puc ar buile!
    Ailliliú, puilliliú,
    Ailliliú
    Tá an puc ar buile!
    I nDaingean Uí Chúis le haghaidh an tráthnóna,
    Bhí an sagart paróiste amach ‘nár gcoinnibh,
    Is é dúirt gurbh é an diabhal ba Dhóigh leis,
    A ghaibh an treo ar phocán buile.
    Ailliliú, puilliliú, ailliliú tá an puc ar buile!
    Ailliliú, puilliliú,
    Ailliliú
    Tá an puc ar buile!

  • SalemKatte

    Six Months to Halloween !

    • SalemKatte

      BTW, my buds and I made a Special Exception this year.

      We usually cast incantations that reward only us, but every once in a long while we are amused to break the pattern.

      Myself, Canada’s Satan, TRACEEEE, and hundreds of others on the Brocken performed Special Spells to Crush Corona, and help our Mortal pals.

      We were rewarded – spectacularly !

      Things will rebound soon, and better than ever. Technology is in the works that will prevent and treat nearly every disease.

      Keep the faith, and do not despair.

  • ChrisH

    @SalemKatte, Danke schön! Das ist sehr nett von ihr!
    And happy May Day to everyone!

    • SalemCat

      @ChrisH

      And Happy May Day to you !

      and everyone

      (so relieved Walpurgis is over, and I can come out from hiding. tho honestly, real life has been so scary Walpurgis actually came as a welcome event this year)

  • SalemCat

    BEST VOTING INCENTIVE EVAH !!

  • ChrisH

    @SalemCat, I just voted and I feel good. 🙂 Traces is into personal hygiene I see. I know you cats are into that too. No wonder you like her. 😉

  • ComicReader

    Some magical god sent dresses have pockets 😀

  • Darque Hellmutt

    End of a perfect evening — so what’s with the 5-o’clock shadow?

  • Chirop

    Did you just reference EGS hammerspace in the commentary? Or is that from something else?

  • SalemCat

    Awesome Voting Incentive !

    That little Red Crab is a Dues-Paying member of my Official TRACEEE Fan Club, of which EG has deemed me PRESIDENT.

  • Justin

    In the beach votey that crab is just SO HAPPY! It makes me happy just to see it.

  • nix

    Is that a five’o’clock shadow on her face?

  • Mahnarch

    Tyler’s dad’s voice is Cyril from ‘Archer’.

    He’s spoken so little but, it’s locked in, now.

  • …and yet, in all that angry shouting and insults… not a single reference to the fact that Daphne is very visibly of a different race… possibly species.

    Are the U.S. readers confused by that? The author is Canadian; That’s how WE roll. This is OUR reality.
    But sure, keep chanting “USA! USA! USA!” if it helps you sleep at night. >_>

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, it’s not always how we roll. I’d love to say I haven’t seen bigotry, racism and prejudice in Canada but I have. It’s lessened, certainly, than in many places in the United States, but I don’t think we should get on our high horses because, well, our horses aren’t that high. They might be a little higher than the American horses, but let’s face it: everyone’s on pretty low horses as it is.

      • SalemCat

        @EG

        I’m sick of Specie-ism.

        “Cats aren’t friendly.”

        “Cats are lazy.”

        “Cats are selfish.”

        “Cats are headstrong.”

        Yeah, it’s all true. But shaddup !

        Humans are not perfect, either.

        ‘Cept TRACEEE

      • I think the most dramatic difference is in SYSTEMIC racism.
        Sure, we’ve got some (quieter, less organized) bigots up here too (I myself am aware I prejudge people of the USA… a bit) but by and large, we haven’t let them run the country and set policy for the last couple centuries.

        • ElectricGecko

          Yeah, I hope so. I really do.

          • I can acknowledge that I have some unavoidable bias (towards the “Canada is way less racist than the USA” belief) resulting from my own life experiences. Every human does to some degree. Let me share my frame of reference:

            I had what in retrospect was a wonderful upbringing, in an upper-middle-class household, with most excellent parents (so not super-privileged or rich, but certainly quite comfortable without any of the burdens of real poverty, not that children can really tell the difference).
            Unfortunately I did not live up to all their hopes, made a large number of poor life choices, and as an adult have lived (and continue to) well below that standard of living I was raised in. At my worst, I spent about 8 years living in a neighborhood not unlike Puck’s… except that the house was converted by the owner into a rooming house to rent the individual bedrooms, attic, and basement out to 6 different tenants, most of whom were paying their rent with welfare checks (as was I, while I went to school for my certificate, and gradually built up a client base as a PSW that would let me get off the dole altogether –which is how you use that system properly). The more gainfully employed tenants I’d originally moved in there with, decent folks who’d fallen on hard times and were rebuilding their life, moved out as soon as they could over time, and folks more like Puck’s crack dealer neighbor would move in to replace them because the landlady hated an empty room, and didn’t have to live with the scumbags she found to fill them with herself. It’s an intensely uncomfortable feeling to live in a place where the dangerous criminals are already on the wrong side of your locked front door. I have a mild form of PTSD as a result of those 8 years, and I still have trouble sleeping through the night.

            My point was, I’ve lived in Ontario 4 decades, and met far more criminals and other assorted lowlifes than I ever wanted to, and this is the conclusions that can be drawn from my life experience (which is a modest sample size as best, but nonetheless):

            1. All criminals here are Caucasian, and locally born. 100% of them. I have met not one exception in 42 years.
            2. All panhandlers and homeless people are Caucasian, and locally born.
            3. All persons with a serious drug addiction (i.e. exempting nice folks who smoke a harmless amount of weed on the weekends, or have a beer while they watch the game on TV) are Caucasian, and locally born.
            4. All immigrants, of whatever shade of skin or country of origin, are decent, hardworking, honest, and law abiding people. They can be a little strange, or have some habits I find annoying, but only in superficial, ultimately harmless ways.

            I’m sure, statistically there must be exceptions to these “truths” I have experienced, but I can say in all honesty, I’ve never met any in 42 years. To my ears, people spouting racist stereotypes to excuse their own behavior sound like complete imbeciles whenever they open their mouths, and I question the competence of whomever allowed a microphone to be put in front of them.

            You don’t need to agree with me (anyone at all reading this) I just wanted to let you know where my personal viewpoint comes from.

          • ElectricGecko

            I have frequently talked about how my time teaching at a school for the disadvantaged made me horribly racist against white people. But you are 100% correct. It’s just the unique landscape of Ontario, where there is an established welfare class of ‘white trash’ that have fallen into a multi-generational morass of poverty, substance abuse and sorrow. This community is old, and will not change.

            Anyone who isn’t white is likely an immigrant or the descendant of immigrants, and said immigrants came to the country with high hopes and big dreams. When I taught students at this high school for the disadvantaged, the white students would not try, and would fundamentally not understand how trying could ever benefit them. The students of colour tried as hard as they could. Even if they were refugees with very few resources, they had parents that they did not want to disappoint. Their parents had gone through real horrors to get there, and they weren’t going to let them down.

          • Or a bit shorter:
            Immigrants are people who had to expend enormous effort to come here, because their country or origin was holding back their full potential, not because they were holding themselves back.
            The full legal immigration process is actually a pretty thorough filter for quality of people; we are getting some of the world’s best. Even those who came via the Refugee system are still those who had more integrity than to face violence with violence, and more determination than to look at their crap life, lie down in filth, and drink themselves to death. Refugees aren’t the bottom of their country’s barrel either (just a bit poorer than the full immigration process crowd, usually) and still resourceful and determined enough to get themselves to here.

            By comparison… the worst of the worst that OUR country produces… well, they’re already here. :/

          • ElectricGecko

            Indeed. Well said.

    • SalemCat

      @Hiboron

      LOL !

      Good Call !

      Daffy would prolly cinch a role as “THE WOLF GURL OF HAMILTON.”

      Likely goes thru a case of Gillette a week keeping the follicles tamed.

  • Buggle

    That’s probably the sweetest expression I’ve ever seen on Daphne’s face…

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