IT'S A NEW MARCH MADNESS INCENTIVE!!!
The folks over on Patreon were curious about what might have been if Puck actually played Velma and Phoebe played Daphne, so if you want to see the first component of that swap...
VOTE TO MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN!!!
As for this comic...
And now we begin the long process of explaining this prolonged stupidity. It won't be very satisfying. But it WILL ... be stupid.
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IT'S A NEW MARCH MADNESS INCENTIVE!!!
The folks over on Patreon were curious about what might have been if Puck actually played Velma and Phoebe played Daphne, so if you want to see the first component of that swap...
VOTE TO MAKE THE MAGIC HAPPEN!!!
As for this comic...
And now we begin the long process of explaining this prolonged stupidity. It won't be very satisfying. But it WILL ... be stupid.
So … costume is also life support. Like Darth Vader?
More like hotboxing support. Who knows, maybe he gets extra money for being in costume. I bet mounties love a character in uniform.
Yes. He needs to be encased in a cloud of extreme dankness just to function.
I have to admit. I’m curious to see what his hunting license would look like.
Some things can never be seen by mortal man.
Unlike the poutine at the Burger King drove thru.
Canada, that is all the explanation needed. We finally have our true mascot, Papa Shnorf draped in monkey bears! Oooohwooo-ah!
Better than some of the alternatives. Though I feel our mascot should rightly be Eugene Levy.
If we are going with our actors I vote William Shatner. Or Michael J. Fox.
Michael J. Fox perhaps. But I don’t want to give Bill Shatner the satisfaction.
I’d cast my vote for Steve Smith (Should give a lot of hints about my early exposure to Canada, granted it isn’t that far away).
But Levy’s a good one too. Been getting looots of SCTV clips in my video feeds.
Like Eugene Levy, also a prominent Hamilton celebrity. So I do approve.
Yannick Bisson, Yannick Bisson, YAY!
I had to look him up. He’s too handsome. Canadians are an understated and modest people. We need our national symbol to be less sexy.
Dang it, Chris, I’m being held in moderation!
I agree: Eugene Levy. And yet I wonder….. Where are the resident sassy teens at this point?
in the mystery machine, of course
We all know where they are. We’re just afraid to look.
give them time to put themselves back together and clean up a sticky mess.
Ew.
He’s been wearing that costume so long it must have hardened on him. Crack him open just to get him out of it.
Nah, he’s better left inside. Who knows what monster he has become inside that cocoon?
Phoebe does.
And it was worth it, too…
Now when I go back to earlier comics, I can’t not see Monkey Bear bumshoulders. Well done!
When Satan introduced the concept, we all thought he was lying, but we was actually revealing a Secret Of The Puckverse(tm). Who knew?
I’d like to say, “Yeah, this reveal was just a lark that came to me at the very last minute.” That way I could dismiss its inherent stupidity as the result of poor planning. But no. I carefully planned for this reveal the whole way along.
I’m not sure what that says about me.
I think it’s fun.
Glad you approve. Or at least do not disapprove.
“Fun” is approval.
Regarding the missing teens, if the Mystery Machine is a’rockin’, don’t come a’knockin’.
Very good call.
hmmm…
He is NOT missing her (his aim is quite accurate).
Should we be looking forward to the introduction of ANOTHER child?
No.
Regarding Canada’s mascot, I don’t disagree with Eugene Levy (good choice, he’s hairy and loveable like a mascot should be.) But I thought Dudley DoRight had already been designated by Parliament as the Dominion’s official mascot.
Not Colbie Smulders?
Some things explained. So many others not.
Does this mean that PS’s real name is Doug? Was that his dad?
Well, more answers coming.
YAY!
Has Tracee found out what monkey-bears did to her car? Because I haven’t heard the shriek of fury. Nor have I seen monkey-bears desperately heading anywhere to escape the Blonde Berserker . . .
That was Satan’s car. I’m sure he had enough money for the repair.
Tracee damn near DID crack him open!
Sorry, I meant Phoebe.
They both have names ending in a hard ‘e’ sound. I really should have thought harder before I named Phoebe, Daphne and Tracee because that has led to many name-confused readers over the years.
I’m chomping at the bit waiting to see Daphoebe. I’m certain it will be a masterwork!
This is what pressure looks like.
You’ve always presented Phoebe well and your excellent artistic skills will do her well again.
Daphne cosplaying as Phoebe?
Sounds like a TWC incentive… lol
Sounds terrifying.
Oh dear. I sure hope the Ontario Monkey Bear is not an endangered species; he could get in so much trouble. Mind you, if they are an invasive species, from somewhere else in the world, then there is really no closed season.
Invasive species. He’s doing us all a favour.
I’m not too certain of that.
Afterall, they did manage to frustrate Satan.
Anything that does that (even by accident) deserves some consideration.
Hey, did something happen to Top Web Comics?
Yeah, seems to be down right now. It happens sometimes.
O.K., so it’s not me. Good.
They may not crack him, but he sure is a nut! 😉