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As for this comic...
It's done. Such as it is.
“Let’s just move past it”
-It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Indeed.
There was a young lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger;
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside,
And a smile on the face of the tiger.
That took talent.
Love a great limerick. Well done.
There was a young lady named Phoebe,
Who had queen-of-the-animals freebies.
She climbed on a rider,
A free range big tiger.
For the queen, nothing’s too good for she, see?
Even more impressive!
But what did Haddaway do with that robotic arm he carried off?
Stashed it, I’m sure.
Yet where would you stash something that out of place? Maybe a replacement suit of armor?
He’s a cat. Under the couch.
Toyed with it. It might be under a fridge someplace.
So Phoebe is preferring to wash in the fountain rather than sleep in her own bed?
I sense something is up
Well, there’s still some tension there.
Yeah…just have Puck accept the fact that Phoebe has a tiger now and move on.
Wait, Phoebe the buxom and colorful has transitioned to Phoebe the White?!
Even Gandalf would perceive that as a demotion.
Besides that, doesn’t Phoebe own most or all of the house?
Well, is that really a demotion? Or is it a promotion beyond mere mortal comprehension?
And yes, technically, Phoebe owns ALL of the house.
Being mere mortal, I’m afraid I cannot say. Other than sleeping in the park could get downright uncomfortable for those of us unblessed by grace.
So long as Phoebe’s outfit shows off her bazooms and her gams like that, does it matter what color it is?
But its after Labor Day!
Does that apply to Canadians?
Puck, may I suggest a late-night raid on Tracee’s stash? After all, you have a van, and the future Empress of Earth really deserves a home worthy of her, and really, Puck, you live in Hamilton, yet you’re surprised to see a tiger-cat. In which case, if and when you go to Toronto, expect ancient Greek warriors and golden fleeces! (The latter are especially found on on Bay street!)
You raise good points. More on these matters soon.
But won’t Phoebe return after Canadian Scratch and Tracy-with-too-many-e’s return to Sin Centrak?
Eventually, yes.
There’s always that one guy in a friend group that finds out the obvious things last minute. Even when everyone mentions it. Puck is that guy.
Truer words never said.
You were busy. *We* were busy. There was no time update the family wiki and no time to read it.
Does this mean Phoebe’s an absentee landlord now?
Yes. I guess? Kinda.
Quite the side-burn.
“Do you want a lift?”
“No, I’d rather go live in the park than at your place.”
Oof.
Not really intended as a burn. But a burn nonetheless.
Yay Haddaway!
Oooh Emily Closeup!
Yay all around, then.
I don’t think Phoebe could get away with riding a tiger if her Dad wasn’t the mayor! But I’m not complaining.
The police certainly do seem to be absent.