Puck 372

Chapter: FrecklesCharacters: Colin Miranda Phoebe Puck TraceeTags: blonde Hollywood spray tan
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77 Comments

  • SalemCat

    Yeah !

    You GO gurl.

    Just GO.

  • Greg White

    Phoebe is trying to get Puck to reconsider.

  • prgabb

    Time for Miranda to cue a single tear and a cry for Momma!!!

  • R.J.C.

    Poor Miranda, she looks sad on panel two because mommy is leaving. Puck should really reconsider before making a decision she’ll eventually regret.

  • Daphne went into the character equivalent of hammer space.

    Or … maybe … she’s realizing Puck needs an attitude adjustment, and has gone for the famous Mr. Smacky?

    • ElectricGecko

      More likely just to the one side of Colin, out of frame. Seriously, I’ve realized that I basically cannot fit more than four characters into the frame and still leave a little room for dialogue without going to a long shot. And then you can’t see any expressions because it’s too small.

      • “Have you ever noticed that whenever five of us get together, one of us flickers in and out of reality?”

        “What about that time in the mall?”

        “OK, we were all there but we got really small, and I could see your face real well.”

  • Peya Luna

    for once, phoebe knows EXACTLY what she´s talking about – remember folks, her mom is/was liz taylor.

  • Y’know, I’m wondering how she’ll fit in in Hollywood. All the actors and actresses lie a few years off their ages—she’s what, now, seven hundred or so?

  • mike doyle

    Poor Colin. Cheeze whams stat!

    • ElectricGecko

      So very, very puppy dog face.

      • Buggle

        Maybe that combined with him holding their baby can melt some of the ice off Puck’s heart?

        • SalemCat

          @Buggle

          Nope.

          Without Freckles, all is lost.

          • Buggle

            So her heart was in her freckles, eh?!?!?!?! I see how fairy anatomy works…

          • ElectricGecko

            It’s very clear.

          • Buggle

            It’s simple – we tell Puck the skin on her face has a dreadful condition – bribe/threaten a couple of dermatologists to tell her so (and commence the operation) – we find someone with freckled skin – we take it and graft it to her face. Done~! Puck has freckles back, her ginger poofs back into existence, and everything is normal again!

          • Susan Schroeder

            Have you tried to get in to see a dermatologist (medical slang: pimple poppers) lately? Can you imagine how much it would cost to get two to show up *at the same time*? Sheesh

          • Buggle

            No no no no, we *kidnap* them. There’s no appointments going on here. Save the one we’re going to “arrange” with Puck and said dermatologists.

  • Kaiser

    I am curious how Puck will ‘survive’ (in lack of a better word) in Hollywood. But on the other hand, it’s also Puck, so yeah.
    Now I’m just worried for what’s gonna happen with Colin:co. Economy wise, I’d imagine it being a little better (1 less person to feed) but at the same time I can’t help shaking this feeling that somehow or another, SOMETHING is gonna happen that’ll screw them all over, causing Puck to come back to them (apologizing? Doubtful!).

  • sigpig

    I like the roll-reversal of the “devil” and “angel” on Puck’s shoulders…

  • Susan Schroeder

    “Kids would rather have a suicidal mother in the next room than a rich and successful one elsewhere” – Brett Butler

  • Susan Schroeder

    Re: Incentive: Is this the first time we have seen Pheebes in a DRESS? Dynamite!

  • SalemCat

    Phoebe would make a great Mommee.

    Is there not a single Howlers customer that could not be her Soul Mate ?

    Or maybe Satan has a Demon or two that would make a great Blind Date for her ? How about Sigmund ?

    Has Phoebe met Hot Dog Guy ?

    Could it be time to transition “Puck” into “Phoebe” ?

    So many questions….

  • SalemCat

    QUICK TRIVIA:

    Cross your Arms !

    If you are RIGHT-HANDED, which arm is on TOP ?

    If you are LEFT-HANDED, which arm is on TOP ?

    AND, do you hide your Hands like Robin, or rest them on the other arm ?

    I asked my Human Pet, Baldie, to do so.

    He is a Rightie, and his Left Arm ended up on Top, with both Hands resting on the opposite Arm – not hidden like Robin’s.

    I asked him to try variations, but he complained other than his default position, all the others felt very unnatural.

    (he is a weirdo, tho. but i will give him credit – he takes orders much better than my other pet, Janet, does.)

    • ElectricGecko

      Characters in this comic tend to prefer tucking their hands under their arms. Which just happens to make it easier to draw.

    • DLKmusic

      I think I take the wierdness prize on this one, SalemCat. I’m a lefty, and my right arm is on top, with my right hand tucked under, and my left hand resting on my arm.

    • Buggle

      I do it the same way as Baldie… Except I tuck my left hand under my right arm.

      • SalemCat

        I asked Baldie to try that.

        He says your way feels very natural as well. Even better, in fact.

        I am thinking the key may be that the prominent hand/arm typically goes under, and obtains support from the secondary hand/arm by resting the prominent hand on it.

        Then the secondary hand rests under the prominent arm.

        Mr Clean illustrates this exactly, except he is a Lefty.

        Take Note: This could be a great Science Fair Project for a Middle School Student. I’ll bet very few ever give this any thought. Until Puck (World’s #1 educational web comic), I never did.

  • SalemCat

    Mr. Clean goes both ways.

    I’m betting he is a Lefty, tho.

    http://yvonnedesousa.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/mrclean1.jpg

  • SalemCat

    And the Earring in the Right Ear ?

    What does that mean ?

    There is no consensus on the Web.

  • SalemCat

    Everything neat and clean makes Mr. Clean happy.

    Dirt and disorder make him mad.

    You wouldn’t like Mr Clean when he’s mad.

  • Susan Schroeder

    Okay, I’m a righty, and my right arm is on top, and I am hiding neither, both hands resting on opposite forearms. What does that mean? (My bf says it means I want to leave both fists free. That can’t be it, can it?)

  • Susan Schroeder

    From the blurb on “The Eighth Square: “Dodging unwelcome encounters with the supernatural is making Petra Godfellow’s freshman year very difficult. Emissaries from the imprisoned Faerie Queen are looking for her. Members of the Green Kingdom Militia watch her everywhere she goes. Worst of all, servants of James Oberon keep trying to kidnap her. All because they believe that Petra is a direct descendant of Robin the Puck…”

    • SalemCat

      That’s it !

      Robin is not being a Bad-Wife and a neglectful Mother, she is cleverly disguising herself to protect both herself and Miranda from the Green Kingdom Militia.

      Well Done !

      BTW, what will be Puck’s STAGE NAME ?

      • SalemCat

        Mercedes ?

        Porcia ?

        Bambi ?

        Sunshine ?

        Candi ?

        Divine ?

        Essence ?

        Bunni ?

        Mephistopheles ?

        • SalemCat

          Ohhhh crap.

          Baldie glimpsed my missive.

          He DEMANDED I suggest MOXI (after his favorite beverage – YUKK)

          • Buggle

            Why not just Robin Goodfellow? Or perhaps she might change her last name to Robin Goodfae… or maybe Robin is too masculine and she wants to change it to Reyna, or Renee.

          • SalemCat

            Ooooh….

            Tracee Junior ?

            THAT’S IT !!

          • Susan Schroeder

            Nah, Hollywood is so screaming mad PC right now they would either ostracize her or demand she change her last name to either “Goodperson” or “”Evilwhitefellow”

  • prgabb

    You know considering the fact that Phoebe’s mother was Liz Taylor, she might know a thing or two about the cool kids.

  • Don MacDonald

    I found out late last night that Jan 12 is “Kiss a Ginger Day” in the UK.
    I can’t help but feel that an opportunity has been missed here.

  • Laura

    That moment where you find a new web comic, read it from the very beginning, and then hit the end. I am forced to wait with everyone else for updates.

    I kept looking at Puck’s red head scarf and wondering about that particular change in apparel. As I looked at her with her tan skin, dyed blonde hair, and scarf, I realized I couldn’t see her pointy ears anymore. She looks completely normal with the scarf on.

    Terrifying.

    • ElectricGecko

      Sorry about the wait. It’s … a lot slower from this point forward.

      The red scarf was something my wife asked me about. “What’s with the Latvian grandma look?” was her actual question. I wanted it to be sort of ‘old 50’s Hollywood’, but you’re totally right in the real motivation behind it: no more fairy ears. The transformation is complete.

  • Now this would be a good time for Colin to get assertive if for only the sake of Miranda…
    C’mon, C! Get your woman to snap out of it! 😀

  • Jodin

    I like to pretend that Daphne is going for a sword here. That’s why she’s not visible.

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