FOOD-THEMED VOTING INCENTIVES!!!
The Patreon bunch voted on various food choices, and the results were ... this. So...
VOTE TO PARTAKE OF THE FEAST!!!
As for this comic...
Something like this just had to happen. It was inevitable. Puck just sped up the process by tempting fate.
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FOOD-THEMED VOTING INCENTIVES!!!
The Patreon bunch voted on various food choices, and the results were ... this. So...
VOTE TO PARTAKE OF THE FEAST!!!
As for this comic...
Something like this just had to happen. It was inevitable. Puck just sped up the process by tempting fate.
at least Puck calmed Phoebe down in Panels 2 and 3. also, I wonder what Phoebe looks like as a belly dancer.. asking as an art lover.
Well, after we’ve just seen Phoebe as a side of bacon, I’m not sure it’s a far stretch of the imagination to get to belly dancer. But, I’d go for it….;)
Well, we do love art lovers here.
Re_”This vote incentive”:
Wouldn’t a pair of round slices of Canadian Bacon
(strung in place with bacon strips)
be more thematically appropriate for Phoebe’s top?
ALSO:
If you put her under a tanning-light, we might drizzle a bit of Maple Syrup over her, for some extra “sizzle”.
Full disclosure: the original pic for this had an actual bacon bikini styled after the Leelu outfit from Fifth Element. But whatever I did, my graphical colouring abilities just couldn’t get it to not look gross. The bacon kinda looked uncooked, and the concept was inadvertently creepy, so instead I took this approach.
I’d be compelled to say: “Baby got back bacon”
Full marks for that. Even though it’s actually side bacon in the picture.
Yeah, nothing bad can happen RIGHT? (those of us who grew up with the original scooby doo are laughing at y’all virgins)
To quote the original: “Ruh roh, Raggy! Ronsters!”
Flat tire, bent rims, punctured radiator, scratched paint, monster blood on the transmission, poutine stuffed in the tail pipe.
I think most people are passingly familiar with the property. I mean, anyone under the age of 55 grew up with SOME version of Scooby-Doo, so…
Five doughnuts on a raccoon. One that visited that one guy on YouTube. The raccoon whisperer.
Yeah, I saw another video cautioning everyone by saying, “Don’t be that guy.” I guess raccoons carry about six different incredibly deadly parasites that can harm humans, and partying with sixty of them over a tub of hot dogs isn’t the smartest idea.
Maybe he will win the price? I mean Darwin Award.
“There’s a monster on the road!” Because of course there is.
But never fear, it’s just a Canadian monster.
They might eat you, but they’ll apologize while doing so.
“Rawr, eh!”
well?
…Zoinks
Jeepers.
Jinkies?
Stupid monster. Didn’t your mother tell you not to play in the street?
As a Canadian monster, he probably grew up playing street hockey.
They’re kinda past something weird happening.
Mid-weird.
I bet it’s a moose.
They’d be better off with a werewolf, than those furry tanks.
Yeah, those things are known to mess up trains, so hitting one with a van isn’t really a good thing.
At road speeds in Canada? Barely got over 45 m.p.h.
Moose can do 57kph
I saw just recently in a documentary that the animal that kills the most people IN THE WORLD (besides people themselves) in deer from all the collisions in the good old USA.
Yeah, that’s a problem around here. My neck of the woods (and I do live at the edge of a very sizeable forested area, so it’s quite literally the woods) is periodically overrun with deer. There have been years where they’ve destroyed all exposed plant growth up to a height of six feet in the winter because they’re starving. You’ll see the bottom six feet of huge pine trees just bare.
I used to have a whole herd that would hang out in my back yard. Good times.
Another surprisingly deadly animal: Cows. In the US, they cause four times as many deaths per year than sharks.
Hey, I was making a delivery in Vermont once and saw some elk crossing the road.
The last (and smallest) stopped and sniffed my trucks windshield… from the front of the tractor!!!
I measured it later… the tractor’s hood was 82 inches long.
Panel 3 — Puck tempts fate.
Panel 4 — Fate responds.
And quickly too. I mean, we only have four panels to work with.
Wow! Bacon isn’t the only thing sizzling this week.
Is Miranda sleeping through all this?
Probably? She’s in the car seat.
Mmmm bacon
It’s a delight.
Daphne, that was right in my ear. Do you want to be called Dap again?
Yeah, well, when you gotta get somebody’s attention, deafen them.
Attention-grabbing it is.
More like a Gremlin. Some of them are inexplicably still on the road.
“Monster? That hurts! I’ve feelings, you know! Cryptid person, thank you!’–says the individual in the road.
Very backward thinking on Daphne’s part.
I bet its the Kool-Aid Man. OH YEAH!!!
Not sure he’d hang out in a forest. There’s no brick walls.
Phoebe just loves to ham it up, doesn’t she? 😉
You win, good sir.
This is the 1st time I have found anything that would be improved with less bacon.
Any chance that may be on the menu?
No bacon costs extra.
Bacon is always worth it.