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Oh no! Satan is being evicted! WHERE IS HE GOING TO LIVE?!? NO ONE KNOWS THE ANSWER!!!!
(I think we all know the answer.)
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APRIL IS HERE!!! TIME FOR PANCAKES!!!
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As for this comic...
Oh no! Satan is being evicted! WHERE IS HE GOING TO LIVE?!? NO ONE KNOWS THE ANSWER!!!!
(I think we all know the answer.)
Satan: actually, I’ll show myself out the door.
I think once they call in the big dudes, it’s already too late for that. Someone’s getting hauled out by the coattails.
But can they chuck him out with sufficient force to make him bounce?
Satan: “My only coattail is my literal tail… and I would very much appreciate not having my full bodyweight dragged around by it, please.”
Goon: “Is it kinda like havin’ a tallywhacker in da back?”
Satan: “If thinking so keeps your hands off of it… sure.”
Not many people have coattails anymore, honestly. Kinda fell out of fashion.
I think just old-style English suits. As in, made in England, suits. They’re not even that common over there anymore.
He’s going to call Nikki Sixx!
Nah. Nikki is too big anymore. Ain’t got time for the little guy.
Those dudes got ‘tudes.
Don’t feud with the dudes with ‘tudes.
Tude dudes.
They don’t need the brute squad. They *are* the brute squad!
Me and that one big guy? We’re a one-man army. Er, a two-man one-y.
They are all wearing the same glasses, even Siggy.
Are those things iGlasses?
This isn’t Apple trying to absorb everything again like some technological amoeba is it?
Heh, heh, iGlasses look like BCGs
BCGs?
“Birth Control Glasses”. Originally referred to the black plastic Government Issue glasses used by the US military.
Not sure. But they seem to be consistent across this organization. Whatever controls the glasses might be even more evil than Apple.
I wonder what’s revealed by wearing the glasses? Can they “see”?
Do they even have eyes? So many questions.
Well, he’s still the Mayor. Unless they have the power to strip him of office, which I doubt.
But that would just trigger a byeelection.
…is this entire arc an excuse to have a “living with Satan” plot?
He’s still the mayor, but being mayor don’t pay the bills. I mean, it pays SOME bills, but Satan’s extravagant lifestyle can’t be funded by a mere civil servant’s salary.
… that’s why so many mayors take bribes, isn’t it?
Indeed.
I was laughing until I realized what this probably means for the main cast… >_<
It means fun!
Puck’s Flag Means Fun!
Now he knows how God felt when he rebelled against him.
How the wheel of fortune turns.
“How the turns have tabled” is also a good one.
Agreed.
You underestimate God. She PLANNED the whole thing.
So who do they plan on installing as their puppet mayor.
Mike Haggar?
That might backfire on them?
Are they Big Dudes or are they BAD DUDES!!
Are they bad enough dudes to rescue the president? Probably not.
Suplexes for everyone!
The question is, will Tracee come with him, or go off on her gold-digging ways?
(Is the last time we saw her in-comic near the end of the Prom arc?)
Yep. Last time we saw her, she wasn’t exactly in the best of moods concerning Satan.
It’s possible Tracee will treat Satan as his former lawyers are. . . buuut Tracee’s current position depends on Satan being in charge, and Satan and Tracee like Miranda, and Miranda’s mom Puck is best friends with Phoebe, daughter of Satan, and Puck is Daphne’s stepmother, and Daphne is friends with Hannah, and there’s also Papa Shnorf who likes Phoebe. . . . hoo boy. Kick Satan out, easy. Annoy Tracee, Miranda, Puck, Phoebe, Daphne, Hannah, Papa Shnorf . . . the term ‘bloodbath’ is meek, mild and mannered next to what those lawyers potentially face . . .
We shall see…
They may be big but they are still mortals.
We don’t know that for certain.
Satan now regrets backing Bob all those years ago.
Does Phebe even HAVE another room?
Hey, if Tracee moves in too, she can play with Miranda ANY TIME SHE WANTS! Which will wear off.
I wonder if he’ll have to be driven to the office.
There is no other room. They’ll have to stay in Phoebe’s room and she’ll get the couch.
Puck’s going to love that.
Then it’s time for the SMOKE BOMB!
Paint bombs are also fun when your adversaries wear shades or glasses or masks.
Satanic Ninja?
“Now where do I put those legions of hell….”
I’m sure he parked them somewhere.
I get the feeling that Satan will be moving in with Puck.
I get the feeling you may be onto something.
How can Satan move in with Phoebe? The house doesn’t even have hot-and-cold running blood!!!
Maybe he can rent an RV to park in front, and run an extension cord through the kitchen window?
Satanic RV? That’s a mini Winnie that would surely bring down the surrounding property values!
They can go lower?
Satan should be used to being cast out
after all, he with his followers were cast out from Heaven.
It always stings though. Rejection is very hard.
Yeah, that is . . . very much Tracee.
My mom, the Yule Cat, adores Satan.
She will help.
Mom, MOM !!!!
Oh damn.
She is hibernating already, until Halloween.
sad
On your own, Mr Brimstone
In any normal year she would be awake until at least Walpurgis.
Damn you Global Warming !!
NEWS FLASH: Mayor Satan of Hamilton, Ontario deposed in coup. (But who’s going to replace him?! He’s one of a kind!)
Well, he’s still mayor. He’s just lost all his money. And a mayor’s salary is a pittance to him. A pittance, I say!
Perhaps he could charge tourists to take selfies with him. C’mon, it’s the twenty-first century! :p
He really needs to diversify his revenue stream.
Don’t we all?