NEW VOTING INCENTIVE! APRIL IS HERE!!
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As for this comic...
Just a little reminder that Puck can be a little terrifying at times. It's a good reminder to have.
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NEW VOTING INCENTIVE! APRIL IS HERE!!
I had a hard time uploading this one, but it's finally ready!
CHECK OUT THE CLEAN!!!
As for this comic...
Just a little reminder that Puck can be a little terrifying at times. It's a good reminder to have.
There we go. Just needs the right incentive.
That’s the threat of physical violence for him…
And.. steamy pics for me.
Well, we go with what works.
I think that Puck needs to go on a road trip to Dolton Illinois.
Any particular reason?
Let me guess– biggest rolling pin in the world? Like the nickel outside Sudbury?
The opposite, the less you know. But I think that the druggie mayor up north, Ford or something seems to be a better elected official than Teflon Tiffy.
Why they elected someone who was arrested is beyond me.
Dolton is its own special circle of hell. (sez another Chicago suburbanite who stays far away from Dolton)
That gives Puck some time to do her thing. Cool.
Yeah, no leadership roll’s all exicutions and people throwing themselves at you. It sucks, which is part of why it’s paid.
I wonder if any of your loved ones reads this.
Few of my loved ones read any of this. Thank goodness.
I thought WE were your loved ones?
So true. So very, very true.
Has anyone had to restrict access to, I don’t know, rolling pins in your household? Also, do you guys favor English or French? Alton Brown likes English.
The rolling pins are not locked up in my house. And in favoring English or French, Canada is very much divided down language lines where (outside of a few small pockets) Quebec is the French part of Canada and the rest is predominantly English-speaking. Hamilton (which is not in Quebec) is overwhelmingly English-speaking and has very few French speakers. In fact, the only French speakers in the city mostly hail from French-speaking parts of Africa.
My wife is fluent in both. I am not.
No, English and French rolling pins. Puck has an English one. Here’s a French one: https://www.amazon.com/Rolling-WoodenRoll-Fondant-Tapered-Construction/dp/B082WF6MG2
No, English and French rolling pins. Puck has an English. I’d link you to a French one, but I don’t think this comment system likes that. You can Google that yeah?
Yeah, my wife uses the French type. But they’re less iconic as domestic weaponry.
“Yeah, my wife uses the French type. But they’re less iconic as domestic weaponry.”
This is true. Also, the handle isn’t as good for it.
Puck missed her calling as a motivational speaker.
The power of non-verbal persuasion.
Puck can be a powerful motivator if you want her to be.
Or the rolling pin. Just the sight of it on the counter might terrify him at this point.
This explains it. Puck’s not a fae, she’s a muse.
Just look at all the inspiration.
I think you can be a fairy and a muse at the same time. The delineation of various magical females was less clear in olden times.
i´d say he hasn´t lost his will to lead, more like his creativity – if there is one thing that can make everyone around miserable, its politicans. heck, just provoke the garbage removal guys to go on strike and you have hell on earth 😉
But see, creativity is a form of leadership right there. Or employing a creative lack of leadership where possible.
Is Puck going to brain Satan with that, or just roll him flat?
He’s already flattened, alas.
Hmmm . . . . I’m thinking that perhaps when Satan gets there, there’ll be a planning proposal from the cabal . . . . the chance to do the dirty on them will be as motivating as the rolling pin!
That would be too perfect.
This is the first time I’ve noticed Satan’s feet. I was sort of expecting cloven hoofs. But then I stepped into Phoebe’s shower and my mind went blank….
Nah, in this comic, he’s just got normal gross feet like everyone else.
Apathy is bound in the heart of Satan, but the rolling pin of correction shall drive it far from him
The Holy Rolling Pin of Correction? Unholy? Not sure.
Thou shalt not roll to one fifth of a centimeter. Nor shall thou roll to a second fifth. Thou shalt not roll a full fifth Nor a fourth of a fifth of a centimeter with thy Holy Rolling Pin. But three fifths being the Holy Number of a centimeter thou shalt roll thy Holy Sacrimental Dough.
It is the rabbit.
Whole centimeters are right out…
Rolly, not Holy.
The +5 Rolling Pin of Obedience also grants an automatic morale bonus to motivation.
Stat boost!
By the way, I solved the problem vis-a-vis your site and AOL. Reloaded the whole program. I hate doing that as it clears all my saved passwords at a bunch of sites. And after I did it, when I signed on, it kept asking me to prove I was a human being.
AOL browser may not have this, but I had a similar issue with browsers on my iPad and I was able to just delete the cache for the one website. Then it worked. All the passwords and stuff were maintained.
Her Maggie to his Jiggs!
A classic comic.
Why exactly is Puck trying to help Satan find his inner screaming hellspawn again?
Does she want rivers of angel blood flowing down the local streets?
I think she just wants the couch.
It looks like a nice couch.
She doesn’t have much. She wants the house to herself for a bit.
Puck isn’t entirely selfish. She just wants to get him off her couch and give Phoebe her room back.
Especially the couch. That couch is for HER to laze around on.
Rolling pins and frying pans, the traditional weapons of the angry woman. Unless it’s an anime, then it’s a giant hammer.
I channel the classics here.
nothing wrong with the classics
A nice cast-iron skillet is great for kitchen weaponry. It’ll fry up anything, block arrows and bolts, bust skulls and they’ll last you and your friend all the way to Mordor if you can spare the weight.
Indeed. Gamgee’s choice.
My favorite brand. Old-fashioned and kind of stubborn. But once you learn how to work with it, it turns over time and time again like your best car ever.
Otherwise the next runner-up is a good sturdy pot lid. Garl from Sea of Stars and Senshi from Delicious in Dungeon can attest to that. When you gotta fight and cook, you’ll want a good pot.
The issue with old timey pot lids is that cast iron is actually quite fragile. A solid hit from tempered steel can easily shatter a cast iron pot lid. For the weight and stopping power, you’re better with wood.
Wood lids are something different to be sure. In Breath of the Wild, you could deflect lasers with a wooden lid if you had expert timing.
In Sea of Stars, the starting “lid” was stone, and in Delicious in Dungeon, it turned out to be Adamantium. (It was originally an heirloom shield that he had melted down into a pot and lid, since 1. He uses poleaxes, and 2. Cooking has literally saved his life).
I’m fairly certain an adamantium lid, whether cast or tempered, would be a great choice.
“The issue with old timey pot lids is that cast iron is actually quite fragile”
That is indeed true. But less fun.
Did you get to do some eclipse-peeping?
I did. Hamilton was within the path of totality, and it was certainly a sight to behold.
This redhead stalker ain’t Betty Crocker. _insert commercial jingle here_
Now Puck has that Vice Mayor potential going on right there…
Indeed. True leadership potential.
Next, find your pants.
Well, pants take work.
Is there a significance to the golden aura around Satan’s head when he goes into Unicorn mode? (I know it’s supposed to be a perspective thing, but having his horns merge into a Unihorn amuses me)
Maybe its a ‘power of friendship’ kind of thing.
There is no significance to any aura. Just provides some visual variety.
RE: April Vote Incentive:
Noice! Although those colourful censorship distortions are giving me flashbacks to being 12 in the early 1990s, squinting and trying to see a bewb (“I think I see one!– op, no wait, that’s a knee. (sigh)”) on the distorted adult cable channels my parents sensibly-if-frustratingly chose not to unlock. 🙁
…An interesting way to make one grateful for the times we now live in, I’ll give it that! 😛
I provide odd forms of nostalgia.
That votey is good clean fun! but it doesn’t render quite right in my browser.
I would suggest the image file might be corrupted, but Phoebe cannot be corrupted.
Dang image keeps corrupting. Must be my computer.
ElectricGecko (previous page’s comments): “Well, pants take work.”
Indeed, indeed.
That rolling pin must be magical! Even Satan can’t resist its power! 😉
The magic isn’t in the rolling pin. It’s in the hand that wields it.
Puck’s expression in the fourth panel made me laugh audibly in the middle of the night in a packed college dorm.
So.
In the event someone comes to yell at me it was worth it.
I am happy about this.
Fun fact: In all her 600+ years, Puck has never baked. She bought the rolling pin exclusively for the purpose of intimidating slacker males.
It has never tasted flour.
Blood? Puck’s lawyer has advised her not to respond to that question.
You might be right. 86% chance of rightness.