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Chapter: Prince of Dappled ShadeCharacters: Daphne Hannah Tyler (aka Taylor)Tags: burger energy drink hungry wall
SEASON'S GREETINGS!!! November is almost over, and just in time for a new voting incentive pic! New? NEW!!!!! VOTE FOR NEW!!! VOTE TO EMBRACE THE PRESENT!!! As for this comic... So far behind this week. Lost half the comic in the process. Just lost the actual pages. No idea where they went. Busy weekend too. A miracle I got anything done.

58 Comments

  • Pat

    What would the sandwich wrapper for a RED HERRING look like?

  • The Lurker

    And isn’t this Hannah’s first appearance as a pin-up? I mean voting incentive?

  • The Lurker

    And I reaaaly haaate peppermint extract. Brings to mind childhood medicinal treatments… burhurh!

  • Scarsdale

    Ah, that explains a lot. My youngest drinks them like soda, and he can’t understand why he can’t sleep… Granted I drank TOO much coffee, but DAMN, he buys it by the case! He’s 34 by the way and single.

    • CarlK

      I was tired of falling asleep all the time, so I tried energy drinks. They didn’t help at all. I went back to water.

    • ElectricGecko

      I feel that the energy drinks are far worse than mere coffee. But that’s just me.

      • Scarsdale

        Coffee was how I found out about my bleeding ulcer… Long story. Anyway I have to agree, WAY more sugar and many have things added like ginseng and other herbs that I can’t recall. I know there’s one that was a common additive in the caffeine pills that were causing heart attacks in kids until it was banned.

      • The Lurker

        Yeah, all the energy drinks are horrible for me. I’m sticking to coffee.

      • Coffee gave me IBS, and now it is more common for me to have diarrhea than not to.
        Granted, I was drinking a LOT of it daily. I’m one of those with almost no caffeine sensitivity, so I’ve never experienced any of the clichéd “too much coffee” symptoms like hyperactivity, shaking hands, etc. I got to like it after I found a great hazelnut blend I could bulk-buy from Costco (or whatever it used to be called). I just enjoyed it as a warm, sweetened drink, and would drink a pot and a half a day.
        Coffee is still kind of corrosive, even if it doesn’t give you the shakes. It erroded my intestinal walls a bit, thus the IBS. I drink tea now. Changing what I put in the cup was vastly easier than changing my drinking habits. Tea has 1/3 the caffeine, and is much gentler on the digestive tract.
        Took about six weeks for my system to adjust to not being so constantly caffeinated. It was a sleepy time I can’t say I enjoyed.

        • ElectricGecko

          I’m similar. Without the IBS. I drink a ton of coffee. Should probably stop. But it’s my one primary sin, and I have a hard time giving it up.

  • re: Incentive.
    What’s with the saggy socks?

  • Thisguy

    Yeah, what’s worse than going crazy because you think they’re out to get you? Going crazy because they’re actually out to get you.
    Ok, they’re not out to get anyone, they’re just keeping a close eye on Satan to make sure he doesn’t do anything, but still, having the veil pulled back to see how easily they could be out to get you after all you suggested was getting an old man back on his feet is enough to drive anyone crazy.

    On to EG. Ok, so you’re losing pages and leaving pages at the office? I think it’s time to take a week off.

  • Marcus Martin

    Looks like someone needs to be fed and be given a good night sleep to be refreshed with new ideas in order to take down the cabal. I mean while Daphne may have a point on being watch doesn’t mean that she should neglect her health and have a fresh mental state.

    • ElectricGecko

      You speak wisdom.

    • sigpig

      She’s gotta detox and get all that caffeine and sugar metabolized and out of her system first. The food will help – especially turkey for the tryptophan. Melatonin gummies wouldn’t be a bad idea either. I would suggest some -other- gummies, but she’s still considered underage in Canada for that type of stuff…

      Then comes the inevitable crash and slumber for about 24 hours.

  • Aname

    Poor Daphne, trying her hardest to fillet the fishiness.
    It looks like her situation is more akin to a “Burger With the Lot”

  • I assume Hannah can tell they’re energy drinks by either the shape of the can or the smell. Unless they’ve started putting Braille on them.

  • demarion

    Daphne has the right idea, I’m uncertain about the approach.

  • bergerjacques

    Yay, Hannah has made the voter incentive pages. And apparently knows instinctively how to make with the sexy bedroom eyes. Yep, nothing quite like a wholesome bad girl.

  • Frank H.

    Too many, Lass. Too many.

    O.K., time to get Daphne to Wimpy’s. Once she’s fed, she can go back to being crazy. What soda to they sell at Wimpy’s? Coke? O.K., Coke-zero. She doesn’t need any more caffeen or sugar for a few . . . weeks.

  • LaughingDemon

    She needs them to make a run to get more corkboard so the crazy wall can be expanded.

    ..and for someone to find where Yello’s “Oh Yeah” keeps coming from.

  • ChrisH

    Daphne needs to go out for a walk. I know that’s in her nature. She can’t stand staying inside for long.

  • Commander Clash

    Bah on energy drinks! When I need a burst Jolt! is the way to go. THE beverage of the elite backer. As said by Razor and Blade of the television show Hack the Planet!
    E-Oreos for any and all who get the reference.

  • Lloyd

    1st. Thank you for creating and sharing. I vote every time.
    2nd. Spelling of “outfit” in the vote incentive.
    3rd. Thank you for creating and sharing. I look forward to reading each week.

    • ElectricGecko

      Enh, a new incentive is popping up in a few days. I think I’ll leave it as is for now. But thank you for alerting me. The speech bubbles were last minute.

    • rewinn

      I went back to check and indeed it says “Outift”.
      Naturally, my brain unscrambled the word so I didn’t notice. There’s a name for that phenomenon, I suppose….

      But Mirriam-Webster defines “tift” as from Middle English tiften, perhaps from tift, past participle of tiffen to tiff (deck out in the sense of put in order) … so “Outift is may be a correct but strange way to refer to a carefully selected garb.

      • ElectricGecko

        I have found, making this comic, that I can read over a line fifty times and not catch a typo because my brain autocorrects it for me. It’s difficult to get past that for me.

  • ChrisH

    It’s fortunate Daphne has real friends visiting her. She’s getting a bit off the beam, and they’ll help straighten her out.

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