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I put in this one mainly to clarify to people that only the three key members of the Cabal are robots. I mean, you might have guessed the various big guys are human by the way they responded to being punched, clawed or choked, but I wanted to set the record straight.
And I'm never setting a comic inside this server room again if I can help it because it seriously stresses out my graphics program.

What exactly is a “Moose Jaw”?
Moose Jaw, for those who want to know.
The “Canadian Girlfriend” shtick doesn’t work if you’re Canadian.
It does if it’s Moose Jaw!
“Laverne & Shirley” once made a two-part episode called “Murder on the Moosejaw Express.”
Most boring mystery ever.
Does it even qualify as a city with a population of 33,665? The small town I live in has a similar population.
Same, dude. It’s tiny. But mighty.
Wow. Talk about a long overdue paid vacation. An interesting start for Daphne’s business plan.
First order of business: get one step ahead of potential lawsuits.
The head’s always useful. Unless the engineer chose to NOT put all the vitals in an easily targeted place. (Gotta at least have some wireless speakers and sensors in it for headless gags)
The head is actually pretty inconvenient for most robots as a location for their CPU. The torso is more central and roomy.
Ask this guy some questions. He might know something. I know it looks like a long-shot, but he might.
I doubt it. His muscles are too big.
Career Advancement 101 – Have a Goal: Daphne wants to move into corporate management; Puck just wants to get a head.
Ba dum dum tish.
He lives in Hamilton, his girlfriend is in Moose Jaw—okay, there is such a thing as keeping work and home separate, but come on, that’s one province and at least two time-zones way too far! Still, could be worse, his girlfriend isn’t in Dildo!!
Thank God.
He’s going to visit his girlfriend for a whole year? She might find that a bit much
Well, he didn’t ask her.
Give him a chance.
I’ve been to Moose Jaw
https://youtu.be/1LLdBMAxmR4
Countless times actually, it was the closest city growing up.
Some people in the chat question the use of the word ‘city’ but these things are all relative.
Loveit! And it does make Winnipeg sounds nice.
I used to work on the software on set top boxes used by SaskTel Max TV service when they were trying to compete with the local cable company in the early 2000s. I remember being told when the service went live in Saskatoon and Moose Jaw!
Now THAT is excitement.
With a name like that, I’m surprised Moose Jaw isn’t near the Arctic Circle. This is an educational moment for me.
It’s not. But it dang well sounds like it should be!
In the early 1960s my family drove from home in Everett, WA, USA to Mom’s hometown, Duck Lake, Sask (for Uncle Jerry’s wedding.) I have no memory of Moose Jaw except the name, which impressed all of us children. The name that really made us giggle was Medicine Hat.
First time I heard of Medicine Hat was in an episode of “Barney Miller.” A time traveler told Sgt. Harris that a big gold strike in maybe 1982 sent the price of gold plummeting back down to thirty-five US dollars an ounce and causing the world economy to collapse. Didn’t happen….the guy must have been from some other happentrack…
I have never been to Saskatchewan. I’ve been to most of the other provinces, but the prairies I skipped over. I do want to fix that at some point.