That’s right! This June is reader’s choice! Suggest a concept for a voting incentive pic, and I might choose it to sketch for one of the July voting incentive pics. Just pop your suggestion down in the comments below and I’ll see what I can do! Suggestions need to include characters from the Puck cast ONLY. I’m not doing fan art or crossover stuff here. I’m also not doing anything beyond a PG-13 rating. That said, I’m open to lots of craziness and mild naughtiness. In fact, I’d say the crazier the idea, the more likely I am to draw it!
Come on, you lovely people you! Give me some inspiration here!
Puck and Phoebe meet the Social Worker at a “naughties” and lingerie home party (like a Tupperware party but more fun to draw)
Hoo boy. Okay. I’ll see what I can do.
Tracee & Tammy, too?
Dude, don’t just piggyback on the other guy’s idea! If you want Tracee and Tammy, suggest YOUR OWN Tracee and Tammy pic. I’m probably going to draw a bunch, so the more the merrier!
Tracee & Tammy spend a day together poolside with Satan and Papa ?
I’m just not very good at this.
I’ll see what I can do.
Does Puck have a cute sister? Hmmmm…
Dennis
Lana
… I heard rumour that Puck’s sister’s name is Lana.
That rumor is FALSE.
Just what you’d expect someone to say if they were covering for someone who … I don’t know, worked for the government or a spy or something.
Just saying …
Hey, I thought you were taking a webcomic sabbatical!
I’m not allowed to read new ones past the arbitrarily marked termination lines (in this case Puck 335, Exiern November 5th 2015 ‘Rule Number one’ etc etc).
I can look at old ones for research purposes and this isn’t a webcomic page (I saw it come up in my RSS feed). Anyway, just wrapping up all the administrative stuff in time for June, which is when I can’t do any of this either, so yes, that’s when I pass beyond the absolute Event Horizon for I don’t know how long.
TL;DR: It’s been a staged withdrawal.
BIKER WEEK !
Nothing is classier than pneumatic women draped over hogs.
Skin-Tight Leather, Chrome, Chains, VROOM ! VROOM !
And everyone loves drawing Harley’s.
We’ll get Puck moved up a slot or two in the ranks.
oooh – OHHHH !
Hot Chick with Guns !
(Maybe not)
The biker one had my vote until I reached this one.
This one is my vote.
And, I’ll pretend to be a Democrat and vote a second time – for the biker one.
Maybe the Lizard will delete this one, but here goes. It is totally Safe For Work – and is Awesome.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ir6h9Q90O7g/TOJTF21oCsI/AAAAAAAAAWk/jGtbgJQzwLw/s1600/gangerous+girl.jpg
Ummn, Puck as Slim Pickens ?
https://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/slim-pickens.jpg
Homer Simpson did it:
http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1376315155_627.jpg
I am on such a roll.
(Scored A1 Catnip at Petco)
I’m hungry now (munchies)
Puck eating Hot Dogs ?
(been done)
sorry
Tammy eating Hot Dogs ?
(I’m giving it a rest …. )
Ok, sorry.
Pirates and Wenches.
Wolfman, Mummy, Frankenstein (hold off a few months)
Every character re-imagined as a cat ?
(sadly, some of the MOST popular Web Comics rely on this exclusively)
(make Tracee a Manx)
Every character re-imagined as a Gecko ?
You’re not giving it a rest yet.
Oh, I just meant I was giving “Characters Eating Hot Dogs” a rest.
Ok, quitting time.
All my other suggestions are stupid.
I’ll try to make at least one of your suggestions happen in some capacity.
(I hope’s it’s the Hot Dogs one)
The cast in 1920s-style clothing. (You could even draw Miranda in a pram, if you want. :-))
Charleston! Charleston!
Are we talking the pram scene from the Untouchables here?
Of course not! Nor are we talking about the one from Battleship Potemkin, either. I wouldn’t want any harm to come to Miranda. She’s the most sensible character in this comic, with the possible exception of Hot Dog Guy. XD
Heyyy…
Hot Dog Guy’s FACE – Exposed ?
Maybe he looks just like Daphne’s Dad would ?
With everyone eating Hot Dogs.
(had Boar’s Head beef dogs yesterday. want more.)
I already showed the Hotdog Guy’s face on Facebook once.
Aw Shucks.
Flappers !
I’M IN.
I’ve been watching an Australian Lady Detective TV Series set in the 1920’s: Miss Fisher.
(Flappers are Dolphins, right?)
Phoebe in a fur bikini
A fur bikini? I’ve heard of boots with the fur, but this is ridiculous!
Raquel Welch? 1,000,000 B.C?
You should know this.
Do Tracee and Phoebe having a micro bikini contest!
Well, I guess I have to. Because you said so.
“Queen” Daphne pulling Tyler around by a leash, possibly with a fitting (dog?) outfit.
That’s too real, man. Too real.
A photo collage of their time in Whitehorse – as referenced in Puck 95, getting zanier and zanier with the final photo of Daphne being escorted by those wonderful boys in the red suits and distinctive Stetsons…
Oh man. Such a cool concept, but it sounds like so much work. Maybe one pic… a forgotten polaroid or something.
Good news !!! According to the internet there’s at least one Timmie’s and an A&W in Whitehouse !!! So now we have a backstory location for the both – the “Brew Bandit” aka “Carafe Crook” aka “Bean Burglar” aka “Mocha Muggar” aka Puck #94 and the 50 Teen burgers Crime by Daphne, both of which are Federal Indictable offensives falling somewhere above Treason… A Collage of their exploits is the only way to do this story justice !
There’s more than one Tim Horton’s in Whitehorse. There’s been more than one for decades. My brother used to live there.
Whitehorse
https://puckcomics.com/?comic=puck-95
Will they say that if a million monkeys typed on a million typewriters for a million years, all of the written works of mankind would be produced. I guess if an idiot says enough stuff, sooner or later something profound will come out.
True.
Not buying it.
Monkey drool would gum up the keys in a month.
Ahhhh…..
Daphne’s birth Mother and Father exposed ?
Who could they be ?
International Double Agents ?
Zoo Keepers ?
Nope. Top secret.
MAJOR VOTING INCENTIVE:
Knock on door. Puck: “Yeah, what is it this time ?”
Two burly men, in white uniforms, and a Net, burst in, point at Daphne: “There she is – get her !” “Little Missy, the Toronto Zoo Jackal Safari has been empty long enough. Don’t struggle, we’ve organized a “Welcome Home” Party for you”
Daphne, now rolled up in a Net, frantic: “I am not an animal !!!” (a la Joseph Merrick).
Parting shot of truck’s stern, lights flashing, retreating in the distance.
HUGE CELEBRATION !
The entire cast re-united for a Backyard Bash ! Singing: “Peanuts and Popcorn and CrackerJack, we’d all rather she never come back …”
This sounds complicated.
Agreed
Have you done “Colin’s Angels” yet?
No. I have not.
In an alternate universe, the hairstyles were switched around. Puck had horns, Colin has a dog face, Phoebe has a beard, Daphne’s freckled redhead.
Horrifying! HORRIFYING!!! WHY DOES EVERYONE SUGGEST HORRIFYING THINGS?!?
The Side Characters Band is going on the Road, with Tracee and Tammy throating the mike, Papa Schorf on the drums and Hot Dog Guy in the back with the bass.
Satan is, of course, the manager.
I wonder what kind of music they’d play.
Papa Shnorf’s Date Night !
* Envy *
No one lives it up like the Papa.
All of the girls of Puck’s world in a water balloon, watergun, wet sponge & buckets of water fight. Of course, wearing swimsuits & white T-shirts. Daphne, would be completely soaked with her fur plastered looking grumpy.
Is that Puck on our left ? Tammy on our right ? Lana pulling up the rear ?
Hand Bras ? https://puckcomics.com/?comic=puck-66
Male Thongs ? https://puckcomics.com/?comic=puck-58
Phoebe saying FUNK ? https://puckcomics.com/?comic=puck-63
They all need to return, I’d say.
Yippee !
Egad, too.
Every time someone says EGAD a soul is admitted to heaven.
There was a fan pic a year or two ago with Puck in a plaid bikini. Another bikini shot of Puck would be nice. Her tartan would have to be in the picture. Maybe she’d be wearing a mink bikini and stretched out on a tartan beach blanket?
DONE!
How about Puck and company Quantum Leaping.
Maybe giantess phoebe(in bikini) as the statue of liberty?
Chicks on Bricks ?
http://frivolesque.com/archives/comic/entrapment#comment-56253
Personally, I think a day at the beach for the entire puck family (ie: puck, her husband, daphne, and the baby) would be something to see, as i’m not exactly sure if it’s been done before… (in particular, i’d be interested in seeing Daphne in a bikini, as i havent seen that….and if it’s been done before, then please someone link me!)
Otherwise….More Phoebe (and/or puck and daphne) cosplay? Maybe as video game characters or something…
There’s been a big family beach day before, but it predated the baby. Daphne’s never been in a bikini, but I don’t think that’ll happen. Besides, there’s lots of bikini stuff coming up. LOTS.
Puck in her Howlers Uniform:
https://puckcomics.com/?comic=puck-117
Well, maybe it’s time.
How about Colin as a George Lazenby type James Bond (Or would that be too “Austin Powers”-ish ?!?!?!), Tyler as Blofeld, remaining female characters as Bond Girls and remaining male characters Spectre agents…
Very spyish. Cool idea, but a bit ambitious. I DO have an upcoming pic with Puck as a leather-clad spy, though, so there’s that.
But you can title it Puck 27 – scheduled limited release date in May 2017… (Putting the 2 on its side and flipping it can make it look like the stock of a rifle or at least a long barrelled pistol… 😛
“Itsy-Bitsy Teenie-Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini”
https://youtu.be/6WrC051A7HU?t=22
Well since my first idea failed i can think of one other idea…
DISNEY PRINCESS COSPLAY with Puck as meridia obviously…or perhaps tinkerbell?
That’s kind of inspired. Not sure I have the time in the month, but Disney cosplay is something I haven’t done. Maybe that sort of thing will come up one month, with four legit pics or something.
awesome!
HOT DOG !!
(yum yum yum yum)
Not sure if it’s been done before. But maybe a gender swap for the main cast or a clothing swap with Puck getting Phoebe’s clothes.
I tried that once over fifteen years ago. It looked … wrong. But I might be able to pull it off better now. Gender swap is just … no. I have no interest in visualizing that. But clothing swap maybe…
Sounds cool ^^ Glad I could be of input.
Oh, OH !
Daphne drawn as a CAT ?
Just because she would HATE that !
(make her REAL scary)
And REAL angry.
Doesn’t she deserve that for what she’s done ?
Puck’s Milk Bags (it’s Canadian for boobies) look mitey fine painted in plaid.
These incentives have me purrin so much my human dad “Baldie” wrapped me in 80 Grit Sandpaper and is using me to sand the house before he repaints it.
I earn my keep.
Tracee as Smurfette, complete with Phrygian cap !
Dude, calm your jets. It’ll happen.
PPUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!
(I’m catatonic with joy !)
Wouldn’t that be Shnorfette?
Exactly.
I know I’ve been a Bad Cat, but “Banana Hammock” is just CRUELITY !
It’s a good thing all the sanding is complete.
I’m cruel only to be kind. Or maybe just cruel to be cruel. Probably the second option.
When I asked for Hot Dogs I DID NOT mean I wanted to see Colin’s !
I can see how the Gecko may have mis-interpreted me, tho.
Isn’t painting Tracee as a Shnorf more of a job for FINGERPAINTS ?
(two coats, minimum)
Yeah, actually. Missed opportunity.
Time for Doggie Dan ? Even as a Patreon only ?
Maybe on Patreon, yes. Yes, that could happen.
He’s such a nice dog – I can just tell….