Puck 583

Chapter: Jinkies!Characters: Colin Daphne Miranda Phoebe PuckTags: cosplay fred mystery machine
RING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH PUCK! Celebrate the New Year and the end of 2020 with Puck and Phoebe! VOTE FOR AULD LANG SYNE!!! As for this comic... I drew a vehicle. I hate drawing vehicles. But I muscled through.

42 Comments

  • maarvarq

    Eh, take a photo of yourselves posed against it, or insist the judges come outside to see. A Scooby Gang without the Mystery Machine is lacking something.

  • willis

    a remarkable resemblance to the original, but it’s different at the same time. for your efforts.. 10 Stars!

  • Ya gotta drive to, and drive up to, this building.

  • Miles

    Ah, I just realized, I’d most likely be gender bent Velma.
    Or Shaggy, depending on how much rum I’d had that day.
    I mean, a fifth in two hours will render me completely Shaggy, complete with the munchies. Or I guess any amount of modern reefer madness, of which I do not partake (though it might help??? Also reduce consumption of rum?) because of work.
    On a different note;
    My dad had a van, that was not blue in base color, that he referred to as the mystery machine until recently, when his “girlfriend” traded it in for a much newer Kia. It was pretty close, albeit mid eighties rather that 1969.

    • ElectricGecko

      Vans remained pretty unchanged in design over the decades, so close enough. I love vans. Real, full-size vans. Stuff of legend.

      • SalemCat

        Baldie, my human pet, had a truly awesome van.

        Brand New 1978, Jet Black Chevy, with Chromed Bumpers and trim.

        He installed Windows that flipped open, with Screens. And one-way Mirror Glass.

        Padded Shag Carpet and Bean Bag Chairs completed “The Love Machine”.

        And Air Conditioning, of course.

        Goood Times.

    • SalemCat

      @Miles

      My human pet, “Baldie”, just purchased a 2018 very low mileage Nissan Leaf ELECTRIC VEHICLE.

      He is pretty sure that whether it is Global Warming, the Ozone Hole, or Acid Rain, he has done already done his part ten times over to exterminate all life on Earth forever.

      So he is under no illusion that an EV will save the palnet.

      But will it end the decades-long plague of Internal Combustion Engines dripping their Oil, Grease, and Coolant onto his driveway.

      Let alone the Timing Belts, Spark Plugs, Serpentine Belts, Water Pumps, Radiators, Watson Levers, and truly endless issues Gasoline Engines rip at our psyches and wallets with.

      Shady Mechanics will soon be forced to imagine new, imaginary conditions, to cheat the sheep.

      (yes, I do realize most mechanics are skilled and honest. or at worst, make human mistakes. but there are people of every profession that are ruthless)

  • LaughingDemon

    It’s not about having the van. It’s the confidence knowing you and the gang drove to the convention in THE Mystery Machine (ok, a replica.. but confidence doesn’t dwell on the particulars for long or it vanishes).
    And let that vibe carry though to the contest.
    Or.. do something horrible and put that sucker through the building. (I feel bad for Cy just thinking about it).
    But I think you’re only allowed to do that at Blues Brothers conventions.

    • ElectricGecko

      Well, the van isn’t Cy’s. He just knew a guy. And I’m assuming there’s a rental fee. And I’m also assuming that Colin may be on the hook for whatever damage he might do. So if it goes through a building, it’s probably poor Colin.

      • Frank Harr

        I assume Cy is the kind of guy who has a guy with guys.

        Wait, what, damage?

      • LaughingDemon

        Well, still bad. I meant Cy was the go-between and this hurts his rep.
        Plus I think he’d still be a bit stunned at the damage. A wrecked Mystery Machine replica doesn’t strike me as a pretty sight for a fan.

  • bergerjacques

    Nice one, Colin. And since I don’t get the impression that you and Puck have much expendable income – unless somehow Phoebe has a trust fund Tracee doesn’t know about – then you’ve just gone and set Miranda’s college fund back to zero, all for the sake of a custom Mystery Machine paint job.

  • I mean, no, it won’t help them win the contest, but acquiring an actual Mystery Machine is pretty awesome. How jaded are these ladies?

    • ElectricGecko

      Answer: very jaded. 100% jade.

      • rewinn

        “Jade” and “jaded” seem to be one of those things where two words of very different origins and meanings collide.
        “Jade” = a lovely + valuable stone; hence a lovely and desirable person; from French+Latin.
        “Jade” = a tired, broken down horse; hence, a world-weary person impressed by nothing; from who knows?
        Stuff like this should make me want to get an OED subscription, but I’m too jaded.

  • Frank Harr

    People go to parking lots. They cam be cool.

    Even if Puck is unimpressed, I am. I don’t know that I’d want it, but I’m impressed.

  • Donald MacDonald

    Didn’t Colin read the flyer he brought home?

  • Just Sumguy

    I’ve gotta admit, Colin cleans up decently. Puck’s going to regret his clean shaven look as soon as other women start making passes at him.

  • By the way, I take it Colin has worked out his problem working stick. Unless the Mystery Machine comes with a chauffer.

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